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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Sent: Ok. Working on building Scooter a tree for outside.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Sent: Yet. This ye but theses basbut fuckinshit.

    ^^^Yeah, I don't know what the hell I was trying to say either but clearly it was the tequila talking.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Received: Sorry I got distracted.

    (I think that was supposed to be D-stracted. :giggle: )
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    RogueStoner said:

    Sent: Yet. This ye but theses basbut fuckinshit.

    ^^^Yeah, I don't know what the hell I was trying to say either but clearly it was the tequila talking.

    Sooo you were so drunk you had the tequila talking jibberish? That's impressive!
    :bow:
    :hug:
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Received: you still get those? Do they ever go away, EVER???
    Sent: no. It had been ten years since the last onset.. something set it off.. I think it was cause I had nightmares about Gilbert the night before.
    Received: Fuck that POS.. I wish he could have died a worse death than just a heart attack! I wish your mom would have let you and Melissa kill him..
    sent: well he's dead. That's the important part. Lol. I am working on forgiving him, and was praying that God show me what to forgive him for.. it was like reliving it.. ugh. Thank you for checking on
    Me. I appreciate it.
    Received: always, Cuz! Yo steel muh favoright cousin! Feel better soon, Tree.
    Sent: your hillbilly is showing...
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Tree! :hug:
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Received:  There's no parking at my place. 
    Sent:  And you have that pest problem. Lol. 
    Received:  Hey...She has a name...

    :lol:
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
     Received:Did you seriously just say that on the Porch??? ( emoji equivalent to :rofl:)
    please go rescind that, so you don't get banned.. lol whose being rude now?? But God that made me laugh!!
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Sent: Congrats on your raise and your asshole kid.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    In that case, get your ass out here and I'll upset the hell out of you! Anything to get that pie!
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    northerndragon said:
    In that case, get your ass out here and I'll upset the hell out of you! Anything to get that pie!
    :rofl: there's that phrasing problem again!
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,725
    no way
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Pancakes?
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Texting the hubby from the grocery store...

    Sent:  I believe you need men Dew. 

    (I meant Mtn Dew. Thanks, autocorrect! :lol:)
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    dankind said:
    Pancakes?
    Yes, thanks. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • SmallestOceans
    SmallestOceans Posts: 13,542
    Yess!
    Worcester1 13, Worcester2 13, Hartford 13, San Diego 13, Los Angeles1 13, Los Angeles2 13
    Trieste 14, Vienna 14, Gdynia 14, Leeds 14, Milton Keynes 14, Denver 14
    Central Park 15
    Fort Lauderdale 16, Miami 16, Tampa 16, Jacksonville 16, Greenville 16, Hampton 16, Columbia 16, Lexington 16, Philly1 16, Philly2 16, NYC1 16, NYC2 16, Quebec City 16, Ottawa 16, Toronto1 16, Toronto2 16, Fenway1 16, Fenway2 16, Wrigley1 16, Wrigley2 16


  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,703
    Sister: I'm drunk
    Me: Me too! I'm with an Irish dude.
    Sister: Lucky cock sucka

    :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited December 2017
    From my wife: Never fart in an MRI tube. Lesson learned.
    Post edited by dankind on
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Thoughts_Arrive
    Thoughts_Arrive Melbourne, Australia Posts: 15,165
    The other night I received the following text from an unknown number of a screen shot from a Facebook 'on this day' reminder...



    I didn't reply, I was going to reply "sorry, you sent this to a wrong number".
    Was tempted to reply "I don't".
    Adelaide 17/11/2009, Melbourne 20/11/2009, Sydney 22/11/2009, Melbourne (Big Day Out Festival) 24/01/2014

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