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Judge Karen?2014: Cincinnati
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 10 -
Judge Kevin Ross0
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Same as always..Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.
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INfamousI SAW PEARL JAM0
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Received: Princess is downstairs HOWLING.. like a tiny wolf. Is it such a good idea to keep taking her to see Melissa, Toby, and Alyssa?
Sent: Dad, She is going to be fine. She NEEDS to see them, so they stay relevant to her. She's just sad and confused because she's always had at least one of them around. She will adjust, I promise.0 -
Sent: I have no idea what the hell a sorting hat is and I don't wanna know.2014: Cincinnati
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 10 -
2014: Cincinnati
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 10 -
That came through in multiple parts!
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Yesterday I woke up suckin' a lemon
Everything...in its right place
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Right where it belongs
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Received: Birds are literally at the window, wondering why I haven't filled the feeder.
Sent: Noticed that ours are empty except for the ball feeder.
Received: Yup, we have about 8 inches so far.
Sent: My inch-age isn't so inchy.
Received: My 8 inches is a true 8, not a guy's 8 (that's really 6).
Fuck! Got you snowbirds mixed up.
Ball feeder
Why do I feel as if my last text is going to end up on the Post Your Last Text thread?
Sent: It is now!
Received:Post edited by deadendp on2014: Cincinnati
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Text from Walgreens that says it's time to refill my prescriptions.I SAW PEARL JAM0
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First of all...that's some funny shit up there, DEP.
Sent: Tonight's tickets sold out before I could go but here's how bad my sense of humor is.... I was telling my husband I should stand outside before the movie starts and hand out those plastic ponchos saying "Just in case you're in the splash zone. I hear squirting's a thing these days".
Right now, you're either laughing or removing me from your contacts list.
No answer
Sent later: Oh shit! Did you choose option 2 and delete me from your contacts? I swore I disclosed that I'm crazy when I met you. Lol
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^^^ELITIST FUK0
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^^^ I should clarify this was for a prescreening of the new 50 Shades movie.0
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That's even better!RogueStoner said:^^^ I should clarify this was for a prescreening of the new 50 Shades movie.
2014: Cincinnati
2016: Lexington and Wrigley 10 -
"Hahaha haha!!!! I literally screamed "that's my dad!" Brutal movie. Worse book."
That was from my sister. My dad is in the new 50 Shades of Grey movie, whatever it's called (he became a movie extra when he retired - he's in tons of films). I guess my sister didn't know that and it came as a surprise when she saw him in between S&M scenes.He had mentioned it to me a while ago, and I made fun of him, but then I promptly forgot all about it, lol. Anyway, the bigger issue here is, obviously, wtf my sister is doing paying to see that crap in a theatre or to read the fucking pile of shit books. I mean, really. I gave her more credit, lol.
Post edited by PJ_Soul onWith all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata0
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