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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: I would take a bath in cream cheese if I could. I love it and am holding back from eating an entire bar. Just thought that you two might want to know that.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: K and I are coming down after the sermon to help you. Please don't turn us down. It is rip and dip communion and that is gross on a regular day much less in cold and flu season.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    Sent: K and I are coming down after the sermon to help you. Please don't turn us down. It is rip and dip communion and that is gross on a regular day much less in cold and flu season.

    Some how rip and dip just makes me vomit and laugh at the same time!
    ( then again.. isn't this how Jesus called out Judas at the last supper? )
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: Should have checked my pants pockets better before laundering. Tissue bits were puked all over the dark laundry. :frowning:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Sent: I sent those videos, let me know when you get them. I had to compress them, so if you have any issues, let me know, and I'll send them via MailDrop; uncompressed.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Received:
    Subject: What Would Amy Do (If She Were Batman) or... Why Are People So Gross.

    Stopped by public library on my way home. I get computer, log in and a 11/12 yr boy sits across from me-I can't help but see him if i'm looking at my screen. He logs in, shoves his finger up his nose and starts digging. I try to look only at the lower opposite corner of my screen but no use. I see his finger dip then move to his other nostril. digging is followed by another dip. I look to see what he's doing when he dips- and he's eating what he digs out!! I gag a little, get Kleenex from the library's desk, bend over him and quietly say, "You've been digging in your nose and eating it. I've seen you. Please use the Kleenex-it's grossing me out." I sit back down, he uses the Kleenex thoroughly, throws it away and sits. All is fine. In less than two minutes, he starts doing that snuffling/snorting-in-the-back-of-his-throat-thing guys do to clear out snot. I close my computer and quietly leave. ewwww....

    Sent: I just laughed out loud in the potato chip aisle. :lol:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    Sent: K and I are coming down after the sermon to help you. Please don't turn us down. It is rip and dip communion and that is gross on a regular day much less in cold and flu season.

    Some how rip and dip just makes me vomit and laugh at the same time!
    ( then again.. isn't this how Jesus called out Judas at the last supper? )
    Jesus sayeth, "Let's rip 'em and dip 'em, boys!" I'm not KJV, but that is not in my version! :lol:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    deadendp said:

    Sent: K and I are coming down after the sermon to help you. Please don't turn us down. It is rip and dip communion and that is gross on a regular day much less in cold and flu season.

    Some how rip and dip just makes me vomit and laugh at the same time!
    ( then again.. isn't this how Jesus called out Judas at the last supper? )
    Jesus sayeth, "Let's rip 'em and dip 'em, boys!" I'm not KJV, but that is not in my version! :lol:
    LMBO! This just made lol!
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    deadendp said:

    Received:
    Subject: What Would Amy Do (If She Were Batman) or... Why Are People So Gross.

    Stopped by public library on my way home. I get computer, log in and a 11/12 yr boy sits across from me-I can't help but see him if i'm looking at my screen. He logs in, shoves his finger up his nose and starts digging. I try to look only at the lower opposite corner of my screen but no use. I see his finger dip then move to his other nostril. digging is followed by another dip. I look to see what he's doing when he dips- and he's eating what he digs out!! I gag a little, get Kleenex from the library's desk, bend over him and quietly say, "You've been digging in your nose and eating it. I've seen you. Please use the Kleenex-it's grossing me out." I sit back down, he uses the Kleenex thoroughly, throws it away and sits. All is fine. In less than two minutes, he starts doing that snuffling/snorting-in-the-back-of-his-throat-thing guys do to clear out snot. I close my computer and quietly leave. ewwww....

    Sent: I just laughed out loud in the potato chip aisle. :lol:

    I'm thankful further snot details (ie, color and consistency) were not provided =)

  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    I'm so tempted to shove more stuff in your box but I can't think of what.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Something is about to happen. There's a sizzle in the air. Like an electric charge. Either that or this is some fucking excellent weed.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    northerndragon said:

    I'm so tempted to shove more stuff in your box but I can't think of what.

    Sounds like an awkward first date! :lol:
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Hey! Wanna come over after work? We can smell?


    ^^ apparently... typo'ing runs in our family!! Lol
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    Hey! Wanna come over after work? We can smell?

    ^^ apparently... typo'ing runs in our family!! Lol

    Maybe they really want to smell and to have a partner in crime while doing that! :lol:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    Hey! Wanna come over after work? We can smell?

    ^^ apparently... typo'ing runs in our family!! Lol

    Maybe they really want to smell and to have a partner in crime while doing that! :lol:
    :lol:!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Received: Do you need anything from Acme? I can't get to my locker so I need to buy more pink butt cream.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Received: The case is...two hot chicks, one suing the other for the cost of a vibrator. Really?
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    ^^ Judge Judy?! :rofl:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Even worse =)

  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    edited January 2017
    hedonist said:

    Even worse =)

    Dr. Phil?
    ELITIST FUK

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