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  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Did you fall in?
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Received: I would tell you to slap your husband but I don't want to be part of your foreplay.

    :rofl:
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent:
    Observation of the day: You can't pound down Icelandic chocolate like you can Hershey's.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    That is Urban Dictionary-ish =)
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    hedonist said:

    That is Urban Dictionary-ish =)

    Nooooooo!
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    :rofl:
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Om nom nom.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Sent: making you some sweet mole ass cookies for the horses tonight.

    Received: I think your auto correct is at it again!
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    whispering hands said:

    Sent: making you some sweet mole ass cookies for the horses tonight.

    Received: I think your auto correct is at it again!

    I've heard of mule ass, but mole ass? That's pretty tiny.
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    A mole hole?
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Received: "Because bananas are for monkeys"
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited February 2017
    Received: Happy 20th Anniversary! I wish we were in Bora Bora instead of at work, scrubbing shit off the toilet.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Sent: And by "I hope it ends soon" I don't mean death of course. At your advantaged age I figure I should clarify. I hope you get better soon.
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Sent: ugh....I ate too many tacos
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Sent: We have to figure out a way to talk to him about that that doesn't involve us punching his fucking teeth down his fucking throat and then force feeding them back to him after he shits them out.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,694
    "Made it home okay. Thank you for caring"
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    dankind said:

    Sent: We have to figure out a way to talk to him about that that doesn't involve us punching his fucking teeth down his fucking throat and then force feeding them back to him after he shits them out.

    May I suggest one of those prison visiting rooms with plexiglass between you and you talk over a phone?
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Received: Are you hammered?
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Sweet baby jesus, taking that boot off felt better than sex.
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Received: Life is a euph :)



    (ain't that the truth :hug: )

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