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  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Received: "Where's my fuckin merch thread?!?!?!"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    edited August 2018
    Received: “I could use some toast”. 

    Keep your goals modest and you're likely to succeed. 
    Post edited by oftenreading on
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,694
    Received: "Shit I went for a smoke - I'm coming"
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    These are funny! 

    The last text message I got was a few years ago.  Seriously!  I never text so I tried it once and sent the message "hi there" to a nephew.  He texted back to me:  "Holy shit balls!  A text from Brian!"  :lol:
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,198
    Received-

    "this is dildos."

    that is a way my group of friends say something sucks.
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434

    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • Hi!
    Hi! Posts: 3,095
    You will?

    Detroit 2000, Detroit 2003 1-2, Grand Rapids VFC 2004, Philly 2005, Grand Rapids 2006, Detroit 2006, Cleveland 2006, Lollapalooza 2007, Detroit Eddie Solo 2011, Detroit 2014, Chicago 2016 1-2, Chicago 2018 1-2, Ohana Encore 2021 1-2, Chicago Eddie/Earthlings 2022 1-2, Nashville 2022, St. Louis 2022

  • B-Girl
    B-Girl Posts: 105
    Sent:  03 bmw sportwagon black...again
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Yes, please. Let it go. Allow the healing to begin. 
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited October 2019
     
    Post edited by deadendp on
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    A dude just said butt plate. 
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434

    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Ha! I hope your “Singin’ in the Rain” is up to snuff ;)
  • Glorified KC
    Glorified KC KCMO Native Posts: 2,814
    Your order at Pizza Man - Milwaukee is now ready.
    I wish I was a sacrifice, but somehow still lived on.
  • Purple Fairy Tree
    Purple Fairy Tree Posts: 2,055
    Speed vibe part 5
  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    Received: "I think I could be evil, but being consistently affable might be a stretch"
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,122
    Super hot.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    "It's not gonorrhea" is not something I thought my child would say. (Health quiz.)
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I have never before wanted to punch someone so badly. Too bad I hit like a toddler. 
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • GlowGirl
    GlowGirl New York, NY Posts: 12,122
    People Suck!

    (from a friend who was riding the bus and saw several people without masks)

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