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"I think I just killed someone, but if it happens in a laundromat, is it a crime?"
"Not if you can wash away the evidence."ELITIST FUK0 -
Received: Fuck.I LOVE MUSIC.
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"I'm gonna wash that man right outta my clothes.....SD48277 said:"I think I just killed someone, but if it happens in a laundromat, is it a crime?"
"Not if you can wash away the evidence."my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf0 -
Or.. 'wash my "love"' you know.. "Once upon a time.. I could control myself..."oftenreading said:
"I'm gonna wash that man right outta my clothes.....SD48277 said:"I think I just killed someone, but if it happens in a laundromat, is it a crime?"
"Not if you can wash away the evidence."0 -
I've been a bit frustrated with my phone lately...
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I want exactly 17 pieces of ice. full pieces too, no half pieces. And the cup should come from the bottom of a new box of cups. Has the be a new box of cups.
My boss is a smart Alec.. this was her drink order today. I laughed pretty hard over this!0 -
Why do people feel I should be informed immediately on certain events???....F***********k p**nhub is down....?!
Can I also get a kudos for how many asterisks I had to use to post that?!!0 -
Sent: So much bloodTom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
Fuckus rules all
Rob
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You and Scoot talking about your periods again?Amongst the Ani said:Sent: So much blood
Anything you lose from being honest
You never really had to begin with.
Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.0 -
Received: Assholes abound!
(after my drive home, much agreed)
What a shitshow people and life can be sometimes.0 -
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You and Scoot talking about your periods again?Amongst the Ani said:Sent: So much blood
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Sent: I hate knights and vassals and nobles and serfs and damn their manor systems and fiefs and monks and monasteries and the spread of Christianity throughout Europe during the f$#king Middle Ages!!!
Now if you'll excuse me, I have 3/4 of a chapter review to do with K.2014: Cincinnati
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You have to admit that feif is a great word, though0
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Sent: Some elderly guy kept stopping short in traffic to TEXT. I laid on the fucking horn till he pulled over.
(Really - and my never-ending question - what is wrong with some people? Chick behind me was doing the same thing. YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF A MACHINE THAT CAN KILL PEOPLE. Pay fucking attention, you bubbled, self-important twats.)0 -
Sent: If you ever find that you are on the search, I do believe I have found the Aquavelva spokesman. My god, hipster dude has drown himself in grandpa cologne.2014: Cincinnati
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Sent - You are God!!!!Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.
I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..0 -
Received: Easy day...Out Early...Pure stoke for tomorrow!!!
(A friend headed out for the induction.)
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Sent: If she coughs into the air that I'm occupying one more time, I'm going to eat chocolate, stick my finger down my throat and puke on her.2014: Cincinnati
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RECEIVED: I accidentally stepped on and squashed a bee.
SENT: You're a monster!
RECEIVED: He had a buddy that went over to see what was wrong.
SENT: You're the worst
RECEIVED: I feel very sad.
(Sounds to me like Aunt Flo is in town.)
^^^Not sent. I'm not that stupid.Post edited by dankind onI SAW PEARL JAM0
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