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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    "I think I just killed someone, but if it happens in a laundromat, is it a crime?"

    "Not if you can wash away the evidence."
    ELITIST FUK
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    Received: Fuck.
    I LOVE MUSIC.
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  • oftenreading
    oftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,856
    SD48277 said:

    "I think I just killed someone, but if it happens in a laundromat, is it a crime?"

    "Not if you can wash away the evidence."

    "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my clothes.....
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    oftenreading said:

    SD48277 said:

    "I think I just killed someone, but if it happens in a laundromat, is it a crime?"

    "Not if you can wash away the evidence."

    "I'm gonna wash that man right outta my clothes.....
    Or.. 'wash my "love"' you know.. "Once upon a time.. I could control myself..."
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    edited March 2017
    I've been a bit frustrated with my phone lately...
    Post edited by RogueStoner on
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I want exactly 17 pieces of ice. full pieces too, no half pieces. And the cup should come from the bottom of a new box of cups. Has the be a new box of cups.

    My boss is a smart Alec.. this was her drink order today. I laughed pretty hard over this!
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    Why do people feel I should be informed immediately on certain events???....

    F***********k p**nhub is down....?!

    :rofl:

    Can I also get a kudos for how many asterisks I had to use to post that?!! :smiley:
  • Amongst the Ani
    Amongst the Ani @Wobbie Posts: 7,790
    Sent: So much blood
    Tom Brady & Donald Trump, BFF's
    Fuckus rules all
    Rob
    Seattle
  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    Amongst the Ani said:

    Sent: So much blood

    You and Scoot talking about your periods again?
    Anything you lose from being honest
    You never really had to begin with.


    Sometimes it's not the song that makes you emotional it's the people and things that come to your mind when you hear it.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Received: Assholes abound!

    (after my drive home, much agreed)

    What a shitshow people and life can be sometimes.
  • RogueStoner
    RogueStoner Sunny AZ Posts: 1,716
    northerndragon said:

    Amongst the Ani said:

    Sent: So much blood

    You and Scoot talking about your periods again?
    :lol:
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    edited March 2017
    Sent: I hate knights and vassals and nobles and serfs and damn their manor systems and fiefs and monks and monasteries and the spread of Christianity throughout Europe during the f$#king Middle Ages!!!

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have 3/4 of a chapter review to do with K.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    You have to admit that feif is a great word, though :)
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    hedonist said:

    You have to admit that feif is a great word, though :)

    Oh yes. :lol: Woke K up at 5:45 AM. "Wake up, sunshine! The Middle Ages wait for no one!"
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    Sent: Some elderly guy kept stopping short in traffic to TEXT. I laid on the fucking horn till he pulled over.


    (Really - and my never-ending question - what is wrong with some people? Chick behind me was doing the same thing. YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF A MACHINE THAT CAN KILL PEOPLE. Pay fucking attention, you bubbled, self-important twats.)
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: If you ever find that you are on the search, I do believe I have found the Aquavelva spokesman. My god, hipster dude has drown himself in grandpa cologne. :sick:
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • 23scidoo
    23scidoo Thessaloniki,Greece Posts: 19,996
    Sent - You are God!!!!
    Athens 2006. Dusseldorf 2007. Berlin 2009. Venice 2010. Amsterdam 1 2012. Amsterdam 1+2 2014. Buenos Aires 2015.
    Prague Krakow Berlin 2018. Berlin 2022
    EV, Taormina 1+2 2017.

    I wish i was the souvenir you kept your house key on..
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Received: Easy day...Out Early...Pure stoke for tomorrow!!!

    (A friend headed out for the induction. :) )
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Sent: If she coughs into the air that I'm occupying one more time, I'm going to eat chocolate, stick my finger down my throat and puke on her.
    2014: Cincinnati
    2016: Lexington and Wrigley 1
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    edited April 2017
    RECEIVED: I accidentally stepped on and squashed a bee.

    SENT: You're a monster!
    RECEIVED: He had a buddy that went over to see what was wrong.

    SENT: You're the worst
    RECEIVED: I feel very sad.

    (Sounds to me like Aunt Flo is in town.)
    ^^^Not sent. I'm not that stupid.
    Post edited by dankind on
    I SAW PEARL JAM

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