Degenerates Unite!! Must be on the list to enter and 18!

Amongst the Ani said:

F Me In The Brain said:

Amongst the Ani said:

I make protein shakes for breakfast with some fruit, yogurt and protein powder. I watch my fat, salt and cholesterol intake and am going to the gym 5 times a week. No alcohol except on Saturdays as well. When I turned 30 I promised myself I would be better to myself when I turned 40. 40 hit and I kept my word. Three months in and I feel great. I still havent seen a doctor in almost 20 years which I did break that prmoise to my wife. I'm getting buffed up and ready to kill teenage boys. My eldest daughter turns 16 in 5 more months so I must be ready to choke some boys out. My wife now calls me meathead as I got my Marine body back fast. I have to go buy new shirts as a lot are too tight now.

Props to you brother. Sounds like a hell of a regiment. Soon you will be Emptys rival.

Empty was in the army. Do you know why people join the army? They were too scared to join the marines.

cops are the ones who can't pass the fire dept test.

empty was being all he could be......which, unfortunately, was not much more than a degenerate.

Fuckin Seamen...bitches. I was in an aviation unit. Spent time on Air Force bases. Want to talk about having it easy.

Ohhh those damn airmen. When I was stationed in the bahamas we came with our packs, a cot and a sleeping bag. We were there for 6 months. We felt blessed to get a cot. They showed up at the end of the project for the last couple of weeks. They came with pallet after pallet of stuff for a 2 week stay. Massive amounts of pillows and other unnecesary bullshit. They flipped the fuck out when they asked where they were staying and we pointed to a concrete shell of a building that looked like it had been bombed. No walls, water or electricity. Literally just the concrete support beams and a roof. We loved it as the waves crashed into a breaker wall next to us and the open air was amazing. The only positive to them coming was they brought a dozen female nurses with them that got banged many times over those 2 weeks. They also had 1 gay dude nurse. Nothing wrong with being gay of course but this was during don't ask don't tell. The dude was wearing a sarong to the beach with his shirt tied up like chicks do. We all thought that qualified as telling. He was one fruity guy. Such an amazing trip that one was. One guy was almost deported back to the US for freaking their new presidents main aide out. Apparantly he didnt like a naked marine jumping threw the window of the penthouse suite he was staying in. The aide thought the guy was an assasin there to kill him. The US ambasador had to work some magic to keep it out of the papers and becoming an international incident. Luckily we were there for a humanitarian mission and the new president didn't want to sully the work we were doing and agreed to not prosecute or deport. The poor Marine thought he was meeting a drunk naked college girl for a romp.

Amongst the Ani said:

Ohhh those damn airmen. When I was stationed in the bahamas we came with our packs, a cot and a sleeping bag. We were there for 6 months. We felt blessed to get a cot. They showed up at the end of the project for the last couple of weeks. They came with pallet after pallet of stuff for a 2 week stay. Massive amounts of pillows and other unnecesary bullshit. They flipped the fuck out when they asked where they were staying and we pointed to a concrete shell of a building that looked like it had been bombed. No walls, water or electricity. Literally just the concrete support beams and a roof. We loved it as the waves crashed into a breaker wall next to us and the open air was amazing. The only positive to them coming was they brought a dozen female nurses with them that got banged many times over those 2 weeks. They also had 1 gay dude nurse. Nothing wrong with being gay of course but this was during don't ask don't tell. The dude was wearing a sarong to the beach with his shirt tied up like chicks do. We all thought that qualified as telling. He was one fruity guy. Such an amazing trip that one was. One guy was almost deported back to the US for freaking their new presidents main aide out. Apparantly he didnt like a naked marine jumping threw the window of the penthouse suite he was staying in. The aide thought the guy was an assasin there to kill him. The US ambasador had to work some magic to keep it out of the papers and becoming an international incident. Luckily we were there for a humanitarian mission and the new president didn't want to sully the work we were doing and agreed to not prosecute or deport. The poor Marine thought he was meeting a drunk naked college girl for a romp.

Ani, I could not read your post without thinking of this....

Four well-dressed men sitting together at a vacation resort.

Michael Palin: Ahh.. Very passable, this, very passable.

Graham Chapman: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau de Chassilier wine, ay Gessiah?

Terry Gilliam: You're right there Obediah.

Eric Idle: Who'd a thought thirty years ago we'd all be sittin' here drinking Chateau de Chassilier wine?

MP: Aye. In them days, we'd a' been glad to have the price of a cup o' tea.

GC: A cup ' COLD tea.

EI: Without milk or sugar.

TG: OR tea!

MP: In a filthy, cracked cup.

EI: We never used to have a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled up newspaper.

GC: The best WE could manage was to suck on a piece of damp cloth.

TG: But you know, we were happy in those days, though we were poor.

MP: Aye. BECAUSE we were poor. My old Dad used to say to me, "Money doesn't buy you happiness."

EI: 'E was right. I was happier then and I had NOTHIN'. We used to live in this tiiiny old house, with greaaaaat big holes in the roof.

GC: House? You were lucky to have a HOUSE! We used to live in one room, all hundred and twenty-six of us, no furniture. Half the floor was missing; we were all huddled together in one corner for fear of FALLING!

TG: You were lucky to have a ROOM! *We* used to have to live in a corridor!

MP: Ohhhh we used to DREAM of livin' in a corridor! Woulda' been a palace to us. We used to live in an old water tank on a rubbish tip. We got woken up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House!? Hmph.

EI: Well when I say "house" it was only a hole in the ground covered by a piece of tarpolin, but it was a house to US.

GC: We were evicted from *our* hole in the ground; we had to go and live in a lake!

TG: You were lucky to have a LAKE! There were a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road.

MP: Cardboard box?

TG: Aye.

MP: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

GC: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at three o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of hot gravel, go to work at the mill every day for tuppence a month, come home, and Dad would beat us around the head and neck with a broken bottle, if we were LUCKY!

TG: Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

EI: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, (pause for laughter), eat a lump of cold poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad would kill us, and dance about on our graves singing "Hallelujah."

MP: But you try and tell the young people today that... and they won't believe ya'.

ALL: Nope, nope..

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood....

imalive said:

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood....

Where's your cardigan sweater, Mr. Rogers?

imalive said:

it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood....

I see that Goose IPA, nicely done sir.