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Amongst the Ani · July 2015

Last-12-Exit said:
You people are disgusting.

Thank you.

And letting us know how the boobs are is a requirement. Now you know for next time. Sharing = caring.

We ask as you never know. The wife could get hit by a bus (knocking on wood). A woman who does a double flusher like that in public gets a +1 in that decision.

northerndragon · July 2015

Here we see the middleagus crocwearingus, an elusive species rarely seen out side of their habitat "The Suburbs". Luckily we were able to tag this one and we can now track their movements.

Otherwise known as who let Rob out?

whispering hands · July 2015

northerndragon said:
Here we see the middleagus crocwearingus, an elusive species rarely seen out side of their habitat "The Suburbs". Luckily we were able to tag this one and we can now track their movements.

Otherwise known as who let Rob out?

LMFAO!! Love the 'tag'!!

F Me In The Brain · July 2015

Socks w/Crocs? Isn't that a double no-no?

Amongst the Ani · July 2015

F Me In The Brain said:
Socks w/Crocs? Isn't that a double no-no?

Double negative so it should cancel itself out. Rob will have to provide the expertise on the proper etiquette for croc wearingus.

And thank you ND. This has made my morning.

Last-12-Exit · July 2015

Amongst the Ani said:

Last-12-Exit said:
You people are disgusting.
Thank you.

And letting us know how the boobs are is a requirement. Now you know for next time. Sharing = caring.

We ask as you never know. The wife could get hit by a bus (knocking on wood). A woman who does a double flusher like that in public gets a +1 in that decision.

I honestly have no idea what you just said. Can someone translate that?

Amongst the Ani · July 2015

If they wife gets hit by a bus and leaves this world I am free. A woman that can do a double flusher in public gets a +1 in the decision if she is qualified. The next wife (should there ever be one) must score a +5 to qualify.

whispering hands · July 2015

Amongst the Ani said:
If they wife gets hit by a bus and leaves this world I am free. A woman that can do a double flusher in public gets a +1 in the decision if she is qualified. The next wife (should there ever be one) must score a +5 to qualify.

Somehow, I actually KNEW that this was what you were saying! Now I'm really laughing, knowing it's what I was thinking!!

F Me In The Brain · July 2015

Amongst the Ani said:
If they wife gets hit by a bus and leaves this world I am free. A woman that can do a double flusher in public gets a +1 in the decision if she is qualified. The next wife (should there ever be one) must score a +5 to qualify.

Can we get a scoring list for your qualification 'tournament' in the event that should happen? Perhaps some ladies would want to go to Q School.

Would it be something like this?

Double Flusher in Public +1
Stands Up For Herself To Everyone +1
Has nice TaTas +1
Smart +1
Makes More Money Than You +2
Loves Pearl Jam +1
Tolerates Moronic Behavior +2
Cries Frequently For No Discernible Reason -2
Wears Sweat Pants Frequently -1
Is an Idiot -5
Looks at FaceBook Every 5 Minutes -1
Just Wants You For Your Money -1
Has Nasty Feet -1
Only Does Something If You Tell Her To -1

whispering hands · July 2015

F Me In The Brain said:

Amongst the Ani said:
If they wife gets hit by a bus and leaves this world I am free. A woman that can do a double flusher in public gets a +1 in the decision if she is qualified. The next wife (should there ever be one) must score a +5 to qualify.
Can we get a scoring list for your qualification 'tournament' in the event that should happen? Perhaps some ladies would want to go to Q School.

Would it be something like this?

Double Flusher in Public +1
Stands Up For Herself To Everyone +1
Has nice TaTas +1
Smart +1
Makes More Money Than You +2
Loves Pearl Jam +1
Tolerates Moronic Behavior +2
Cries Frequently For No Discernible Reason -2
Wears Sweat Pants Frequently -1
Is an Idiot -5
Looks at FaceBook Every 5 Minutes -1
Just Wants You For Your Money -1
Has Nasty Feet -1
Only Does Something If You Tell Her To -1

This is a great idea!! Only, I think, 'likes PJ' should be worth +2, cause if you can find one of us PJ girls that isn't a fucking lunatic, or already married, that's worth two points!!

Amongst the Ani · July 2015

Add these to the list:

Leaves the bathroom a mess -1
Listens to country music -1
Takes an hour to get ready just to go to a movie where it is dark -1
Is a sloppy and or sad drunk -1

Can at least tolerate metal music +1
Loves PJ should be +2

Cries for no reason should be automatic disqualification.

deadendp · July 2015

Amongst the Ani said:

Last-12-Exit said:
You people are disgusting.
Thank you.

And letting us know how the boobs are is a requirement. Now you know for next time. Sharing = caring.

We ask as you never know. The wife could get hit by a bus (knocking on wood). A woman who does a double flusher like that in public gets a +1 in that decision.

Here's the thing. If they were fabulous I probably would have noticed. She looked to have a volleyball player build. Everything was covered. I don't know if they were smashed down with a sports bra or if she was one of us smaller build girls. I'll do a better job of checking that out for you next time.

You are missing a lot on that list of qualifications. Where would you rank:
High maintenance (we're talking nails, hair . . . Not regular maintenance but obsessively overlyesque about it)
Different taste in music (My husband and I differ, but we respect each others music)
Can she take a bug outside on her own?
Are her girlfriends more important than you?
Can she drive a standard shift car?
Would she tolerate a degenerate gathering at her home?

I could make the list so much longer, but I'm only on lunch.

lolobugg · July 2015

deadendp said:
Yes we did. Because I feel bad to leave the boys out, here is the story behind said poop story:

A lil background. We're a two building gallery but of course, the public bathroom is in our building. (Can I tell you the joy that brings me? ) The building I'm in is a converted house. What serves as the public bathroom is a half bath in the middle of the downstairs main room. It is also our box storage area.

Chick comes in and asks where the bathroom is. (She was in her 20's.) She goes, she does her thing. I'm at the front counter doing some other things and a stench hits me. They call me super sniffer at work because I have an amazingly strong sense of smell. Perfumes give me an instant headache, but I work with a girl who will vomit at the smell of such bodily functions that was offending me at that moment. She was in the front room with the pooper, so I went to check the situation out.

There it was. Clearly a double flusher that had been ignored. Door wide open. Fan turned off. The whole gallery was starting to experience the scent of what that chick laid down in there.

I might add, it was a bit offensive. I applaud her for being so willing to deposit such wreckage in a public loo, but could bitch slap her for leaving it for the rest of us to experience. It's not just leaving it in an employee bathroom as a joke. She left it so that the ENTIRE store smelled of her shit. Oh yes she did. And I might add, she seemed not aware or rather uncaring of the green fog that was quickly permeating the rooms.

I resorted to dances with poop spray. I do believe we're running with Red Honeysuckle or some such sort. I can't actually leave the can behind for the public to use. They overuse and run me out by using 1/2 a can for one lil trip. So I tripped through. I killed the odor. I obviously flushed again (within earshot), closed the door (they could hear), and remedied the situation before Toni started dry heaving.

I battled the public poo-ing and I won!

hahaha... she must've had the chicken-fried chicken.

F Me In The Brain · July 2015

Nice I like those additions -- the sad or sloppy drunk is such a key one that I left off in trying to imagine what you might put in such a list.

SD48277 · July 2015

Sorry, but "Looks At Her FB Page Every 5 Minutes" should be at least a -3.

F Me In The Brain · July 2015

SD48277 said:
Sorry, but "Looks At Her FB Page Every 5 Minutes" should be at least a -3.

Last-12-Exit · July 2015

Having a facebook page should disqualify her immediately

Amongst the Ani · July 2015

I will start aggregating all this later. We should submit this to Cosmo for their next "What do guys really care about" article. And yes reading those articles should be a -1.

-High maintenance (we're talking nails, hair . . . Not regular maintenance but obsessively overlyesque about it) -1

-Different taste in music (My husband and I differ, but we respect each others music) This is ok as long as the respect is there.

Can she take a bug outside on her own? +1

Are her girlfriends more important than you? Neutral. If looking for wife material I don't need someone always talking my ear off.

Can she drive a standard shift car? +1

Would she tolerate a degenerate gathering at her home? +2, +3 if she takes the shirt off and joins in the fun.

Empty Glass · July 2015

Humps on the first date +2
Has an oral fixation +3

northerndragon · July 2015

Here it is the Degenerate Cosmo Dating Quiz, which I think actually applies to both sexes so I changed a couple of the words. Take the quiz and find out where you rank.

1. Has an oral fixation +3
2. Would she tolerate a degenerate gathering at her home? +2, +3 if she takes the shirt off and joins in the fun.
3. Humps on the first date +2
4. Makes More Money Than You +2
5. Loves Pearl Jam +2
6. Tolerates Moronic Behavior +2
7. Double Flusher in Public +1
8. Stands Up For Herself To Everyone +1
9. Has nice TaTas +1
10. Smart +1
11. Can she drive a standard shift car? +1
12. Can she take a bug outside on her own? +1
13. Can at least tolerate metal music +1, actually likes metal music +3
14. Likes to blow shit up/lets you blow shit up. +1
15. Different taste in music (My husband and I differ, but we respect each others music) This is ok as long as the respect is there. 0
16. Are her girlfriends more important than you? Neutral. If looking for wife material I don't need someone always talking my ear off. 0
17. I will start aggregating all this later. We should submit this to Cosmo for their next "What do guys really care about" article. And yes reading those articles should be a -1.
18. High maintenance (we're talking nails, hair . . . Not regular maintenance but obsessively overlyesque about it) -1
19. Looks at FaceBook Every 5 Minutes -1
20. Just Wants You For Your Money -1
21. Has Nasty Feet -1
22. Only Does Something If You Tell Her To -1
23. Leaves the bathroom a mess -1
24. Listens to country music -1
25. Takes an hour to get ready just to go to a movie where it is dark -1
26. Is a sloppy and or sad drunk -1
27. Wears Sweat Pants Frequently -1
28. Cries Frequently For No Discernible Reason -2
29. Is an Idiot -5

As it stands there is a possible maximum of +22 points.
How did you do?

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