Ted Cruz really is an idiot

Wobbie
Wobbie Posts: 31,276
in A Moving Train
I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.
If I had known then what I know now...

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  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    But the Duggars are backing him. He can't be all that bad!
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,276
    didn't I also hear that mike huckabee aka mr christian also cracked some tasteless joke?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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    VIC 07
    EV LA1 08
    Seattle1 09, Seattle2 09, Salt Lake 09, LA4 09
    Columbus 10
    EV LA 11
    Vancouver 11
    Missoula 12
    Portland 13, Spokane 13
    St. Paul 14, Denver 14
    Philly I & II, 16
    Denver 22
    Missoula 24
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,097
    i hope he gets the nomination. then we can see the biggest landslide defeat in the history of the country.
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  • Bentleyspop
    Bentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 11,420
    With any luck Sarah Palin will come out and support him.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    The Race to the Bottom:

    And they're off!

    FOX:
    Bush 12, Walker 12, Rubio 7, Carson 11, Paul 9, Huckabee 6, Cruz 8, Christie 5, Trump 4, Perry 4, Kasich 2, Santorum 2, Fiorina 2, Graham 2

    ABC:
    Bush 10, Walker 11, Rubio 10, Carson 8, Paul 11, Huckabee 9, Cruz 8, Christie 6, Trump 4, Perry 2, Kasich 3, Santorum 4, Fiorina 2, Graham 1

    CNN:
    Bush 13, Walker 10, Rubio 14, Carson 7, Paul 8, Huckabee 10, Cruz 8, Christie 4, Trump 3, Perry 5, Kasich 1, Santorum 2, Fiorina 1, Graham 1

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    I hope he is our next POTUS.

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    Was Steve Martin born with white hair?
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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    "The stars are all connected to the brain."
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    Who Princess said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • dignin
    dignin Posts: 9,478
    Jason P said:

    Who Princess said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    No, no, no, no. Fuck that. He's yours now.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/ted-cruz-the-u-s-senator-who-renounced-his-canadian-citizenship-to-announce-plans-to-run-for-president
  • InHiding80
    InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Jason P said:

    Who Princess said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    As if Bieber was bad enough.

    Can't complain about Rush, Michael J. Fox and Rachel McAdams, though.
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    dignin said:

    Jason P said:

    Who Princess said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    No, no, no, no. Fuck that. He's yours now.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/ted-cruz-the-u-s-senator-who-renounced-his-canadian-citizenship-to-announce-plans-to-run-for-president
    Just the type of move a Canadian spymaster would pull off.

    I should have known better. His beady little eyes should have tipped me off. I'm on to you, Canada! You send him down to infiltrate our system, and before you know it we are hydrating our kids with Kokanee instead of water.

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    You sneaky fucking Canucks ...
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,673
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    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,305
    Proof
    PJ_Soul said:

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    Laugh it up, PJ Soul ....

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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,426
    Jason P said:

    dignin said:

    Jason P said:

    Who Princess said:

    imalive said:

    I can only hope America can now see what a joke this guy is. I live in the state of his #1 flunky, Mike Lee.

    I live in the state where he's senator! :tired_face: It just gets more and more embarrassing to live here. :grimacing:

    Keep wondering why there aren't a bunch of birthers freaking out that he's from Canada.
    Oh yeah, I forgot he is Canadian. Fuck Ted Cruz.
    No, no, no, no. Fuck that. He's yours now.

    http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/ted-cruz-the-u-s-senator-who-renounced-his-canadian-citizenship-to-announce-plans-to-run-for-president
    Just the type of move a Canadian spymaster would pull off.

    I should have known better. His beady little eyes should have tipped me off. I'm on to you, Canada! You send him down to infiltrate our system, and before you know it we are hydrating our kids with Kokanee instead of water.

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    You sneaky fucking Canucks ...
    that is not a presidential face.
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  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,189
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  • badbrains
    badbrains Posts: 10,255
    edited June 2015
    Anyone else think he kind of resembles Phil hellmuth?
  • JimmyV
    JimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,598
    BB, I kinda see it...

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  • JimmyV
    JimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,598
    It's the hair.
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,426
    JimmyV said:

    It's the hair.

    And nose, weak chin, beady eyes. Hmm think they are related?
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