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  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,645
    how much would that ammo cost for a damn piece of bacon?
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  • InHiding80InHiding80 Upland,CA Posts: 7,623
    Gern Blansten said:

    how much would that ammo cost for a damn piece of bacon?

    I'd love to get footloose up his punk ass.
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,819

    Ted Cruz Twitter account 'likes' pornographic tweet 

    Ted Cruz's college roommate dishes the dirt on Texas Senator
  • JC29856JC29856 Posts: 9,617
    Bentleyspop said:

    Ted Cruz Twitter account 'likes' pornographic tweet 

    Ted Cruz's college roommate dishes the dirt on Texas Senator
    how about the beer goggled Princeton college freshman that wakes up at 5am in the same room as those two! yikes
  • JC29856JC29856 Posts: 9,617
    if Trying Ted ever becomes President there's always this

    http://bgr.com/2017/09/11/sex-robot-hack-security-cyborg/
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,645
    Hilarious....can't wait for his explanation.
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
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  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Correct me if I'm wrong... but wasn't it Ted that ate a booger during a debate?

    Didn't he ruthlessly slam that thing back? The little chunk of snot had no chance.

    It was him wasn't it?
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  • JimmyVJimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,298
    Best part of this thread is that no matter what happens the thread title is always true. Always.
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  • ikiTikiT USA Posts: 11,055
    The true face of the Republican party.

    Teddy Cruz


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  • WhatYouTaughtMeWhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited September 2017
    Thirty Bills Unpaid said:
    Correct me if I'm wrong... but wasn't it Ted that ate a booger during a debate?

    Didn't he ruthlessly slam that thing back? The little chunk of snot had no chance.

    It was him wasn't it?
    It sure was! Gobbled that thing like a real life game of Hungry Hungry Hippos with no remorse.
  • Gern BlanstenGern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 20,645
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I

    fuck yes he ate that booger
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

    1998: Noblesville; 2003: Noblesville; 2009: EV Nashville, Chicago, Chicago
    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
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    2016: Lexington, Wrigley #1; 2018: Wrigley, Wrigley, Boston, Boston
    2020: Oakland, Oakland:  2021: EV Ohana, Ohana, Ohana, Ohana
    2022: Oakland, Oakland, Nashville, Louisville; 2023: Chicago, Chicago, Noblesville
    2024: Noblesville, Wrigley, Wrigley, Ohana, Ohana; 2025: Pitt1, Pitt2
  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,342
    so gross. 
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    -EV  8/14/93




  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,987
    edited September 2017
    That clip never fails to trigger my gag reflex. :sick: Ever since that happened it's the only thing I think about when I see his face. So disgusting.
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  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,819
    PJ_Soul said:
    That clip never fails to trigger my gag reflex. :sick: Ever since that happened it's the only thing I think about when I see his face. So disgusting.
    well now you can distract yourself by knowing what he did in his bunk bed as a college freshman
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,987
    Bentleyspop said:
    PJ_Soul said:
    That clip never fails to trigger my gag reflex. :sick: Ever since that happened it's the only thing I think about when I see his face. So disgusting.
    well now you can distract yourself by knowing what he did in his bunk bed as a college freshman
    I like this quote from his ex-roommate: "Sadly, the fact that Ted Cruz jacks off to mediocre porn spam is the most human thing we can say about him. This is actually his high point.” :lol:
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  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    I knew it.

    I wasn't sure though... because he definitively looks like a booger eater: the 'classic' variety that incessantly licks their upper lip when their nose is running... and eagerly gobbles up any 'noseys' that become liberated from the walls of their nostrils (regardless of texture).
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  • HughFreakingDillonHughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 37,342
    this thread is making me sick to my stomach. 
    "Oh Canada...you're beautiful when you're drunk"
    -EV  8/14/93




  • oftenreadingoftenreading Victoria, BC Posts: 12,845
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    this thread is making me sick to my stomach. 
    Yeah. I made the mistake of reading it during lunch. Bleh. 
    my small self... like a book amongst the many on a shelf
  • JimmyVJimmyV Boston's MetroWest Posts: 19,298
    HughFreakingDillon said:
    this thread is making me sick to my stomach. 
    Ted Cruz does that to people.
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  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Gern Blansten said:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4BNtP7tN8I

    fuck yes he ate that booger
    I watched again. I had too.

    The booger rode it out for quite a while on the top lip before Teddy accentuated something he was saying. That's when things went really shitty for it- the booger slipped onto the lower lip.

    The lower lip kept encroaching the oral cavity with the booger in a trepidous state of affairs. It was inevitable though. Once booger eater sensed the small mass on the lateral aspect of his lower lip... it was over. Teddy gobbled it up like a smartie... a small hint of a smile on his lip afterwards indicating a remote level of satisfaction.
    "My brain's a good brain!"
  • jeffbrjeffbr Seattle Posts: 7,177
    "I'll use the magic word - let's just shut the fuck up, please." EV, 04/13/08
  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,987
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • josevolutionjosevolution Posts: 29,907
    Damn 
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • ikiTikiT USA Posts: 11,055
    https://video.vice.com/en_us/video/ted-cruz-likes-cuck-porn/59b83d0195a1c2063f8aeffc
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  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    image
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Thirty Bills UnpaidThirty Bills Unpaid Posts: 16,881
    Lizard said:
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    Hahahahaha 
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  • ikiTikiT USA Posts: 11,055
    like it
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 49,987
    Lizard said:
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    Hilarious.
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata
  • BentleyspopBentleyspop Craft Beer Brewery, Colorado Posts: 10,819

  • Halifax2TheMaxHalifax2TheMax Posts: 39,328
    Bentleyspop said:

    Couldn’t stay awake tonight either. Way past his bedtime. He should retire. He’s old. Ted “low energy” Crud.
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