Ted Cruz really is an idiot

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  • Kearn5y
    Kearn5y Ireland Posts: 3,035
    Couldn’t stay awake tonight either. Way past his bedtime. He should retire. He’s old. Ted “low energy” Crud.
    Just seen that on Irish news. All for show if you asked me. Speech was sooo boring, couldn't keep my eyes open bullshit. Twat.
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  • Kat
    Kat Posts: 4,961
    Jon Stewart's reply to Senator Cancun on how he remembers when the Daily Show was funny...




    Falling down,...not staying down
  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,189
    Remember the Thomas Nine !! (10/02/2018)
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  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,410
    Ugh, even just seeing that still shot makes me wanna vomit. So gross! Ted is the fucking worst...except for the other shitty republicans who are even worse than him. Hard to believe that is even possible.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    yeah, thanks for that Gern. I had relegated that to the netherworld of my memory. now it's back. 

    you owe me a signed poster for that. 
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  • Gern Blansten
    Gern Blansten Mar-A-Lago Posts: 22,189
    yeah, thanks for that Gern. I had relegated that to the netherworld of my memory. now it's back. 

    you owe me a signed poster for that. 
    what do you want me to sign? :)
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    The Golden Age is 2 months away. And guess what….. you’re gonna love it! (teskeinc 11.19.24)

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    2010: St Louis, Columbus, Noblesville; 2011: EV Chicago, East Troy, East Troy
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    yeah, thanks for that Gern. I had relegated that to the netherworld of my memory. now it's back. 

    you owe me a signed poster for that. 
    what do you want me to sign? :)
    Boom's name on a postcard from Nebraska. 
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  • Poncier
    Poncier Posts: 17,889
    yeah, thanks for that Gern. I had relegated that to the netherworld of my memory. now it's back. 

    you owe me a signed poster for that. 
    what do you want me to sign? :)
    Manbearpig of course.
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  • tbergs
    tbergs Posts: 10,410
    I'll repeat this until Ted is dead and gone, Ted Cruz is a pile of dog shit in a paper bag on fire inside a dumpster full of the fecal matter scraped off the capitol's floors and walls.

    Texas fucking get it together and get rid of this clown shoed fuck wad.
    It's a hopeless situation...
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    it's insane to me that many people want him to represent them, even after all of his bullshit and overt stupidity. 
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,422
    it's insane to me that many people want him to represent them, even after all of his bullshit and overt stupidity. 
    sniveling rat faced elitist.

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  • Kat
    Kat Posts: 4,961
    He didn't like the recruitment video and he must love the taste of foot. :tongue:

    Morning Mix
    Sen. Ted Cruz insulted a ‘woke, emasculated’ U.S. Army ad. Angry veterans fired back.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/21/ted-cruz-russia-army-emasculated/

    from the article...





    Falling down,...not staying down
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    Kat said:
    He didn't like the recruitment video and he must love the taste of foot. :tongue:

    Morning Mix
    Sen. Ted Cruz insulted a ‘woke, emasculated’ U.S. Army ad. Angry veterans fired back.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/05/21/ted-cruz-russia-army-emasculated/

    from the article...





    Kremlin Cruz doubles down using homophobic slur "pansies."


  • OnWis97
    OnWis97 St. Paul, MN Posts: 5,610
    Ted Cruz has no positive human qualities
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    it really is amazing how self-unaware he is. he's like Larry from Three's Company thinking he's a great singer. He keeps acting like he's smarter and funnier than everyone else, as he continually gets owned time and time again. it's bizarre. 
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  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,213
    Can Canada please take him back? Please?
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  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    Can Canada please take him back? Please?
    NO
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  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    it really is amazing how self-unaware he is. he's like Larry from Three's Company thinking he's a great singer. He keeps acting like he's smarter and funnier than everyone else, as he continually gets owned time and time again. it's bizarre. 
    And yet, he's re-elected time and time again.
  • HughFreakingDillon
    HughFreakingDillon Winnipeg Posts: 39,473
    Hobbes said:
    it really is amazing how self-unaware he is. he's like Larry from Three's Company thinking he's a great singer. He keeps acting like he's smarter and funnier than everyone else, as he continually gets owned time and time again. it's bizarre. 
    And yet, he's re-elected time and time again.
    it defies logic
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