Things you CANT make up haha

callen · April 2015

Godfather. said:
people love to gamble, money is not the only thing at stake.

Godfather.

Gf your odds aren't that much better than mine. There have, are, and will be hundreds of gods so you picking right one and me just saying Bleh, our odds pretty close.

Gern Blansten · April 2015

Last-12-Exit said:
I think a man named Jesus walked the earth. And I do think he walked the earth claiming he was the son of God. I'm pretty sure though that the people during Jesus' time put him in the same category as we put a David Koresh or a Jim Jones today.

But yet such a person is not mentioned in any writings at the time that supposedly occurred....not once. It would seem like such a person would get a lot of attention by writers in that area....none.

Google "similarities between Mithra and Christ"...it's the same story being told over and over again and as it makes its way through the grapevine little things are added

Godfather. · April 2015

callen said:

Godfather. said:
people love to gamble, money is not the only thing at stake.

Godfather.
Gf your odds aren't that much better than mine. There have, are, and will be hundreds of gods so you picking right one and me just saying Bleh, our odds pretty close.

I'll stick with mine.

Godfather.

Godfather. · April 2015

I have always said "believe as you wish" any changes or not are completely up to you.

Godfather.

Gern Blansten · April 2015

callen said:

Godfather. said:
people love to gamble, money is not the only thing at stake.

Godfather.
Gf your odds aren't that much better than mine. There have, are, and will be hundreds of gods so you picking right one and me just saying Bleh, our odds pretty close.

"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
...Stephen F Roberts

fucking brilliant

whispering hands · April 2015

I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..

Thirty Bills Unpaid · April 2015

callen said:

Gern Blansten said:
The wingnut conspiracies are just amazing....The Wal-Mart Death Dome, FEMA camps, the Rapture, etc. I cannot imagine the ignorance that must surround the people that believe this crap.
And they vote.

Herein lies the problem with democracies.

Some people are best led than sharing in leadership.

Gern Blansten · April 2015

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..

Actually the burden would be on YOU to provide proof of the historical accounts....I say that no writings exist that described Jesus performing miracles at the time he was supposedly alive. Yes there are plenty written a few hundred years later but that is irrelevant. There are plenty of stories about Santa Claus that we would certainly agree aren't true as well.

And I'm sorry but if you can heal people with your prayers please go to the nearest Children's Hospital and do that. Come on.

Edit: And please invite a news crew to record the healings....you need to make this well known and heal the masses please.

Godfather. · April 2015

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..

Faith, some have it some do not.
I am glad to see you do.

Godfather.

rgambs · April 2015

Godfather. said:

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..
Faith, some have it some do not.
I am glad to see you do.

Godfather.

And many kill for it...

Last-12-Exit · April 2015

Sorry WH, you lost me at the part where you said you healed a child with your prayers. And you say I (we) don't have the ability to grasp aspects? I'm not judging, feel free to believe what you wish. I just refuse to believe you have healing powers.

hedonist · April 2015

Last-12-Exit said:
Sorry WH, you lost me at the part where you said you healed a child with your prayers. And you say I (we) don't have the ability to grasp aspects? I'm not judging, feel free to believe what you wish. I just refuse to believe you have healing powers.

I too can't grasp the healing notion - the logistics of it (and maybe there are none?)...although Resurrection is one of my favorite films.

Drowned Out · April 2015

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..

I would have ignored your claim of being a faith healer if you hadn't included the judgmental pity in your post. I have an ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world (whatever that means). Concepts like love don't need an explanation in my mind. Neither does death and the afternlife. It is what it is, and if there is some grand plan for us to understand someday, so be it. Not knowing doesn't bother me, and I will never live my life a certain way out of fear of the unknown, and a need to 'know'. As for concepts/theories on the universe, creation, and other big-picture questions....I have no problem accepting that we are simply animals, young in our existence, and still learning. If we find a way for our species to survive indefinitely, I think we will answer most of these questions eventually....yes, through the scientific process. Science does not 'only cover so much'. It covers everything - more than religion, in that it is not limited by scripture and tradition. And it can accept the unexplainable as 'we're not there yet', without guessing, believing, and calling it faith.
As for your faith healing claims....I don't mind one bit calling bullshit.
The kid was either already in a cast or splint of some kind if you knew it was 'obviously' broken (a doctor too?).....or if it wasn't in a cast, and the injury just happened, then it wasn't broken. A kid doesn't break their frickin leg and hobble home on crutches. I've seen a lot of kids act like they got shot from a small but painful injury that is not serious, and they're fine the next day.
And....I would also posit that you ARE a charlatan preacher since you're preaching this story to convince us 'lame' folks who can't wrap our heads around something simple, that your faith is grounded in a 'miracle' you supposedly witnessed.

Gern Blansten said:

callen said:

Godfather. said:
people love to gamble, money is not the only thing at stake.

Godfather.
Gf your odds aren't that much better than mine. There have, are, and will be hundreds of gods so you picking right one and me just saying Bleh, our odds pretty close.
"I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
...Stephen F Roberts

fucking brilliant

Love it!

Godfather. · April 2015

rgambs said:

Godfather. said:

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..
Faith, some have it some do not.
I am glad to see you do.

Godfather.

And many kill for it...

people kill for sex,money,position,power and just for the joy of killing as well.

Godfather.

rgambs · April 2015

Godfather. said:

rgambs said:

Godfather. said:

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..
Faith, some have it some do not.
I am glad to see you do.

Godfather.

And many kill for it...
people kill for sex,money,position,power and just for the joy of killing as well.

Godfather.

True, but none of those reasons make them a filthy hypocrite lol

PJfanwillneverleave1 · April 2015

Gern Blansten said:

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..
There are plenty of stories about Santa Claus that we would certainly agree aren't true as well.

You take that back right now!

Godfather. · April 2015

rgambs said:

Godfather. said:

rgambs said:

Godfather. said:

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..
Faith, some have it some do not.
I am glad to see you do.

Godfather.

And many kill for it...
people kill for sex,money,position,power and just for the joy of killing as well.

Godfather.

True, but none of those reasons make them a filthy hypocrite lol

but then who is the filthy hypocrite when the tables are turned ?

Godfather.

HughFreakingDillon · April 2015

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..

I have to say, I agree with everything Drowned said.

the notion that you "feel sorry for" people who don't believe as you do is condescending at best, not to mention against everything Jesus is said to have stood for.

and you healed a broken leg with your prayers? um.....I'll leave that one alone.

HughFreakingDillon · April 2015

Godfather. said:

whispering hands said:
I wish I could explain how simple it is.. And as for Jesus existing.. Yes, historically he DID exist.. You need to examine that history.. There IS historical proof of acounts that took place in the Bible.

As for fact based minds.. I feel
Bad for those types.. Because you have no ability to grasp alternate aspects of our world. As a Christian we call this outside force if you will God. I have no
Idea what the atheists refer to it as.. Or if you even acknowledge that there IS something beyond our mortal 'natural' comprehension, that is out there. Science only covers so much. I have seen people healed through my prayers. And I'm not a charlatan preacher seeding 'lame' folks into my audience, yet when I was 13, I prayed over a child with a broken leg, and the very next day, saw that same child RUN into our encampment yelling in Creole that he woke up and he could walk.. He hobbled home on crutches, leg still broken, and it was OBVIOUSLY broken... But tan back to school the next day.. That kid was in our camp for the rest of the summer, begging us to teach him about God do he could share with his friends.. It was the ONLY time I ever saw anything like that other than TV evangelists, or sponsored productions. But after that.. Even when I walked away from my faith.. I still KNEW there was a God. So no one can sway my belief.. I'be SEEN MIRACLES.. And I know. But how sad that people can't wrap
Their heads around something as simple as.. Believe..
Faith, some have it some do not.
I am glad to see you do.

Godfather.

do you believe a broken leg can be healed by human prayer?

HughFreakingDillon · April 2015

does no one else find it inherently fucked up that people who believe in the second coming that they are HOPING FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET AND OUR ENTIRE SPECIES??? that is completely fucked up and narcisisstic to me.

Things you CANT make up haha

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