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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    edited April 2015
    Last-12-Exit said:

    rr165892 said:

    hedonist said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    I've always wondered what they do with the male parts after fixing a dog. Is there a bucket of balls just sitting around somewhere that has to be emptied every few days?

    I just envisioned them being tossed, like into those little indoor basketball things.

    Damn you!

    And Last-12, I had no idea. Holy shit.



    Why do you think it takes Scott so long to type his responses?
    Because there are times when fuckin life gets in the way of my real job. Which of course is trolling these message boards checking my fantasy teams!
    Are you not doing any NFL draft prep? That sets the stage for this summers fantasy drafts.

    I hate when people who save lives for a living try to put their jobs before random unimportant Internet nonsense.What are you thinking?
    Post edited by rr165892 on
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    rr165892 said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    rr165892 said:

    hedonist said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    I've always wondered what they do with the male parts after fixing a dog. Is there a bucket of balls just sitting around somewhere that has to be emptied every few days?

    I just envisioned them being tossed, like into those little indoor basketball things.

    Damn you!

    And Last-12, I had no idea. Holy shit.



    Why do you think it takes Scott so long to type his responses?
    Because there are times when fuckin life gets in the way of my real job. Which of course is trolling these message boards checking my fantasy teams!
    Are you not doing any NFL draft prep? That sets the stage for this summers fantasy drafts.

    I hate when people who save lives for a living try to put their jobs before random unimportant Internet nonsense.What are you thinking?
    The only fantasy draft prep I do is buying a random fantasy rank magazine 2 hours before the start of my first live draft.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Last-12-Exit said:

    rr165892 said:

    Last-12-Exit said:

    rr165892 said:

    hedonist said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    I've always wondered what they do with the male parts after fixing a dog. Is there a bucket of balls just sitting around somewhere that has to be emptied every few days?

    I just envisioned them being tossed, like into those little indoor basketball things.

    Damn you!

    And Last-12, I had no idea. Holy shit.



    Why do you think it takes Scott so long to type his responses?
    Because there are times when fuckin life gets in the way of my real job. Which of course is trolling these message boards checking my fantasy teams!
    Are you not doing any NFL draft prep? That sets the stage for this summers fantasy drafts.

    I hate when people who save lives for a living try to put their jobs before random unimportant Internet nonsense.What are you thinking?
    The only fantasy draft prep I do is buying a random fantasy rank magazine 2 hours before the start of my first live draft.
    That works
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
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    The scar on my right hip.. This is where they put my Pelvic bone back together, after it was crushed by the horse. This took six separate surgeries, and they kept me in a medical coma for eighteen days to accomplish this.
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    Top view of my right foot, there are two scars, one runs length wise to the bridge of my foot, the other only runs to the third toe. There's pins penalized in there, because the catriledge was destroyed between this accident, and my mother running over me with a CAR!! ( yeah I lost that argument!!)
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    Side view, same foot, you can see the lateral pin jutting out. And yes my poor foot looks floppy and distorted, that's because the tendons in my
    Big toe were irreparable. So I basically have a 'dead' if toe. I used to be able to at LEAST feel it. But now with the Nueropathy, it really is kinda dead feeling. I trip on this foot often because I can't feel my toe drop, and it snags as I try to pick up my foot.. So I sort of shuffle now.
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    This is the scar from where hitting the end is the stirrup strap, (my right foot wedged in it still), almost tore my leg off!
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    And here is the lunch knuckle. If you look closely, you can see the scarring across the pointing finger, middle finger, and the ring finger. That's from that fucker's TEETH! And the scar on my pointing finger, was from his Wolf Teeth!! No wonder people pay to have those things pulled!! ( I always thought it was ridiculous to pull a male horse's Wolf Teeth, until I got bit with one!! Now I understand.. Still un necessary procedure, unless you plan on having your hands in your horse's mouth often!)
    So there they are... My war wounds.
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Moral of that story: stay away from horses!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Last-12-Exit said:

    Moral of that story: stay away from horses!

    No
    Moral of the story is, don't over estimate your abilities on a horse!! Lol
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Quality stuff Whispering.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    I've always wondered what they do with the male parts after fixing a dog. Is there a bucket of balls just sitting around somewhere that has to be emptied every few days?

    No, we toss testicles, uteruses, and other body parts into the regular garbage-unless tumors were scheduled to be sent out for a biopsy of course. I always wondered about homeless people going through the dumpsters looking for food because we were in a strip mall with a sandwich shop and teriyaki place.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    RKCNDY said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    I've always wondered what they do with the male parts after fixing a dog. Is there a bucket of balls just sitting around somewhere that has to be emptied every few days?

    No, we toss testicles, uteruses, and other body parts into the regular garbage-unless tumors were scheduled to be sent out for a biopsy of course. I always wondered about homeless people going through the dumpsters looking for food because we were in a strip mall with a sandwich shop and teriyaki place.
    I am not sure which is more troubling...your answer or me sitting around wondering what they do with the dog's balls.
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    RKCNDY said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    I've always wondered what they do with the male parts after fixing a dog. Is there a bucket of balls just sitting around somewhere that has to be emptied every few days?

    No, we toss testicles, uteruses, and other body parts into the regular garbage-unless tumors were scheduled to be sent out for a biopsy of course. I always wondered about homeless people going through the dumpsters looking for food because we were in a strip mall with a sandwich shop and teriyaki place.
    I am not sure which is more troubling...your answer or me sitting around wondering what they do with the dog's balls.
    Believe it or not, that's a fairly common question.
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Have you ever watched the show Chopped? Okay, not dog balls, but balls of many other animals are in those baskets. Rocky Mountain Oysters, anyone? :sick:
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    deadendp said:

    Have you ever watched the show Chopped? Okay, not dog balls, but balls of many other animals are in those baskets. Rocky Mountain Oysters, anyone? :sick:

    I'll pass. :sick:
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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    RKCNDY said:

    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    I've always wondered what they do with the male parts after fixing a dog. Is there a bucket of balls just sitting around somewhere that has to be emptied every few days?

    No, we toss testicles, uteruses, and other body parts into the regular garbage-unless tumors were scheduled to be sent out for a biopsy of course. I always wondered about homeless people going through the dumpsters looking for food because we were in a strip mall with a sandwich shop and teriyaki place.
    Mmmmm,teriyaki uterus with soba noodles or. General tsao testicles with fried rice.A cornicopia of deliciousness.lol
    Thx RKC,I was going to swing into PF Changs tonight for din din but I'm rethinking now and maybe going for Italian instead.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    deadendp said:

    Have you ever watched the show Chopped? Okay, not dog balls, but balls of many other animals are in those baskets. Rocky Mountain Oysters, anyone? :sick:

    that reminds me of the Dirty Jobs episode where Mike was helping a farmer casterate baby lambs...or were they goats?

    Anywho...the farmer bit them off with his teeth, put them in a bucket, and then the wife breadded and fried them for dinner.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • madtowndave
    madtowndave Minneapolis, MN Posts: 4,013
    SD48277 said:

    ^^ Can't. Stop. Dry-heaving.

    bahahahahahahahaha
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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I hope malroth feels better about his bad day at work...
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    So since we're on this subject.... HAVE to tell you guys this story... My younger sister got a Springer Spaniel for her sixth birthday. She was liver and white, super smart, but very stubborn, and veryuch so OCD. ( looking back now I know that her OCD issues were derived from not NEARLY enough mental stimulation). So, she had this weird licking fetish. She would lick your arms, your legs, and if you tried to push her away, she'd growl. She never but anyone, but she'd growl until you stopped pushing her. If you yelled at her or clapped your hands really loud, she'd stop.. But, only as long as it took for you to begin to feel comfortable, and then she'd begin licking you again. ( this, by the way is the same dog that we saw humping the town mayor's plastic Nativity scene donkey on the way home from church one night). Chips was a great dog if not a weird and funny dog. The 'licking' finally stopped when we moved up to the high country, and moved my horse on property. Now Chips had a job, and she was happy. So fast forward from there, to two years later. By then I had seven if my own horses, and three horses boarding. Well, I HAD SIX, but one mate was pregnant and we didn't know that til I went out to feed one morning, and Shivonne, ( yes we bought her from a black Lady)was nursing the most beautiful blood bay colt!! However we were never expecting a baby!! So we love the little guy, and suddenly the vet tells us, I can't have anything to do with that colt after one year, due to the dangers that are prominent with stallions, and at a year, they start getting attitudes, it progresses worse and worse from there, so training HAS to start from day one. I didn't have the money to apply for the classes or license yet, so we decided we'd 'Geld' him at two years. So the two years go by, we call the vet, he shows up, does his thing, and puts the testes into a ziplock bag. Chips steals said bag, and runs off into the woods. We think nothing of it. That night we go to bed, and in the middle of the night, my sister and I hear Chips licking and chewing on something. I get up turn on the lights, and there she is, on Julia's bed, licking and gnawing on the horse balls!! It was sooooo gross! So I try to take it away, and the dog goes ballistic! ( she'd NEVER been aggressive before, so it shocked me). I yell for my dad, HE TRIES to take them away, and the dog and my dad proceed to have a tug of war over horse balls.. It wasn't really funny then.. But it's freaking hilarious now. We finally just stuck her and her horse balls outside. It took her two days to eat them.. And three washing a before Julia would put those sheets and blankets back on her bed! Uck!! Dogs eat the nastiest shit!!
  • Hobbes
    Hobbes Pacific Northwest Posts: 6,438
    ^^^^^^ ballistic :lol:

    This thread has become very disturbing.... and entertaining. I can't stop reading. Maybe I'm disturbed.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Hobbes said:

    ^^^^^^ ballistic :lol:

    This thread has become very disturbing.... and entertaining. I can't stop reading. Maybe I'm disturbed.

    I'm glad you're laughing...I learned to laugh after working with animals for so long. The gross stuff I'd just hilarious to me now. Well except for the exploding cadaver bags.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,558
    RKCNDY said:

    I hope malroth feels better about his bad day at work...

    I do, I do. Nobody has bitten off my balls and eaten them for supper. :flushed:
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.

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