bad day at work

Malroth
Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,558
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I screwed up at work and blew up a new $300 part. ( yeah, not a rocket scientist)
I was just wondering if anybody has a bad day at work story to make me feel better?
The worst of times..they don't phase me,
even if I look and act really crazy.
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I had a really good job working at a Forgery. I
    Lost that job when I
    Got pissed at the people running the line, but nit oaying attention to the fact that the two people ahead of be kept half assing their jobs, and I ended up with the slack.. Finally I threw the wrenches at the line for an and cursed them out!! Yeah that was my last day there!
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    I used to be a carpenter.....we were building a grocery store/strip mall....there was a 60' long glu-lam beam that was probably 8" wide and 4 feet deep....it cost like $60 per foot....a co-worker cut it one foot short....whoops!....dude went home for the rest of the day.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I was shutting down the store to leave work for the day and found that someone back-pooped in our public bathroom today and left it behind despite cleaning supplies being in clear view. (They could have said something. They could have used the "I found it that way" excuse.) It didn't make my day bad, though leaving it because my coworker said she'd deal with it tomorrow made me feel guilty. Just nasty though.

    Hey, someone had to say poop.

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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    "back pooped"?

    I assume you mean someone left a Yule log..........? or, was the lid somehow in play?
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    Ass explosion leaving bits of self all over the backside of the bowl, up the rim, on the seat and surprisingly on the lid. Oh, they had some powerful coverage. The store is small. I'm surprised I didn't hear that.
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  • SD48277
    SD48277 Posts: 12,243
    ^^ Can't. Stop. Dry-heaving.
    ELITIST FUK
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    ^^ Can't. Stop. Laughing. At. Your. Comment. :rofl:
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    deadendp said:

    Ass explosion leaving bits of self all over the backside of the bowl, up the rim, on the seat and surprisingly on the lid. Oh, they had some powerful coverage. The store is small. I'm surprised I didn't hear that.

    OK.....I have the visual. Like a porta potty at degenerate-palooza.
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Did I ever tell you guys about the patient I was taking care of in the ER, that left a 'shitty Jackson Pollack' on the sliding curtain. It made the staff all dry heave?? Poor guy, he did it twice!! Oh that was a bad night!!
  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    I'm glad that I could give an appropriate visual. My goal here is to take Malroth's mind off of a bad day. What better to do that than a good poop story? =)
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  • deadendp
    deadendp Northeast Ohio Posts: 10,434
    whispering hands said:

    Did I ever tell you guys about the patient I was taking care of in the ER, that left a 'shitty Jackson Pollack' on the sliding curtain. It made the staff all dry heave?? Poor guy, he did it twice!! Oh that was a bad night!!

    Shitty Jackson Pollack? Oh, that makes me laugh!
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,396
    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    Did I ever tell you guys about the patient I was taking care of in the ER, that left a 'shitty Jackson Pollack' on the sliding curtain. It made the staff all dry heave?? Poor guy, he did it twice!! Oh that was a bad night!!

    Shitty Jackson Pollack? Oh, that makes me laugh!
    I'm thinking shitty Rorschach. WH, "well Doc, what do you see in this shit splatter?"
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  • northerndragon
    northerndragon Posts: 9,851
    edited April 2015
    Ever blow up a $15000.00 board in a $250000.00 piece of medical equipment, because I have......$300 is peanuts.......
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,558
    When I worked at Mcdonalds I had to clean poop out of the urinal once :sick:
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I fucking love this thread and you sick sons of bitches.

    Malroth, kudos on the change of avatar, by the way =)
  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,558
    northerndragon said:

    Ever blow up a $15000.00 board in a $250000.00 piece of medical equipment, because I have......$300 is peanuts.......

    That's what I'm talking about! thanks
    I'm ready to ante up and kick in now....
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Halifax2TheMax
    Halifax2TheMax Posts: 42,644
    imalive said:

    deadendp said:

    whispering hands said:

    Did I ever tell you guys about the patient I was taking care of in the ER, that left a 'shitty Jackson Pollack' on the sliding curtain. It made the staff all dry heave?? Poor guy, he did it twice!! Oh that was a bad night!!

    Shitty Jackson Pollack? Oh, that makes me laugh!
    I'm thinking shitty Rorschach. WH, "well Doc, what do you see in this shit splatter?"
    Well, WH, I see a flying pig, smoking cigars and drinking whiskey from the bottle, all the while hovering over a field of paught-a-potties while some chick live streams the action on her cell phone. I think I also see a turtle in a natty, crappy bathrobe in there as well. But don't ask me, ask the patient when he wakes what he sees and if he sees anything other than what I described, have him admitted for 72 hour observation, in isolation. Oh, and put an armed guard on his door. Could be a degenerate of a degenerate. WH, "yes doctor."
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,558
    hedonist said:

    I fucking love this thread and you sick sons of bitches.

    Malroth, kudos on the change of avatar, by the way =)

    Thanks, if this offends anyone I will change to a picture of my kids. :relaxed:
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,449
    edited April 2015
    My shittiest day at work was right after I graduated from school and worked as a cleaning woman. One day, I had to clean in my old school, and my math teacher saw me and said "Oh, doing something you are good at?" (me and math are on non-speaking term, but that fucker haha), then they sent me to an accomodation where construction workers from other cities and countries stayed. I was the holiday replacement for one of the ladies. It was high summer and the apartments were tiny. I had to clean them, empty the baskets of the booze bottles and porn mags, and also (yikes!) change their bedding and look under the beds for crusty towels. The old ladies told me to "never pull the sheets from the middle", so I would not touch anything nasty. I cried everytime I went home from this, but her vacay lasted only two weeks. And then I had to clean a hotel for Christian travellers. That was not too bad except for the part that I came there once a week and every fucking woman in that joint seemed to have her period. That wastebucket in the toilet was a plethora of olfactoric delights :sick: I had shitty days after that with other jobs too, but this was my worst experience. I pull my hat for everyone who is in the cleaning business. These people are doing a huge job. And everybody who leaves a bathroom like a Jackson Pollock of shits is a total fucking asshole and should be dunked in it.
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  • Malroth
    Malroth broken down chevrolet Posts: 2,558
    edited April 2015
    Leezestarr313 said:

    My shittiest day at work was right after I graduated from school and worked as a cleaning woman. One day, I had to clean in my old school, and my math teacher saw me and said "Oh, doing something you are good at?" (me and math are on non-speaking term, but that fucker haha), then they sent me to an accomodation where construction workers from other cities and countries stayed. I was the holiday replacement for one of the ladies. It was high summer and the apartments were tiny. I had to clean them, empty the baskets of the booze bottles and porn mags, and also (yikes!) change their bedding and look under the beds for crusty towels. The old ladies told me to "never pull the sheets from the middle", so I would not touch anything nasty. I cried everytime I went home from this, but her vacay lasted only two weeks. And then I had to clean a hotel for Christian travellers. That was not too bad except for the part that I came there once a week and every fucking woman in that joint seemed to have her period. That wastebucket in the toilet was a plethora of olfactoric delights :sick: I had shitty days after that with other jobs too, but this was my worst experience. I pull my hat for everyone who is in the cleaning business. These people are doing a huge job. And everybody who leaves a bathroom like a Jackson Pollock of shits is a total fucking asshole and should be dunked in it.

    This sounds like my wife's job at our house. :giggle:
    (not her job-I clean my crusty towels too-for those politically inclined)
    Post edited by Malroth on
    The worst of times..they don't phase me,
    even if I look and act really crazy.

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