Creative cursing, swearing - all for fun

evsgjamm
evsgjamm Posts: 2,108
edited January 2020 in Poetry, Prose, Music & Art
Humorous curses: Get creative, show us your favorite "weird" curses either you've created or heard someone else say - GO! .... You flat-faced owl.
Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
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  • Pap
    Pap Serres, Greece Posts: 29,947
    You cockroach with a swimsuit.
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  • mcgavinj
    mcgavinj Idaho Falls, ID, USA Posts: 311
    I mutter "well fuck me in a goats ass!" No idea why
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,055
    i've been called "dickhole" before. i thought that was funny and creative :)
    "You can tell the greatness of a man by what makes him angry."  - Lincoln

    "Well, you tell him that I don't talk to suckas."
  • Pap
    Pap Serres, Greece Posts: 29,947
    Speedy McCready's: I don't give a flying rats ass fuck that today is your birthday!

    Captain Haddock: Billions of bilious blue blistering barnacles! & Ten thousand thundering typhoons!
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  • lazloblue
    lazloblue Houston Posts: 738
    I use...Fiddle Sticks!! in place of F*#K a lot.
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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Oh wow. I have a lot of these.

    Doushelord
    Cockmonger
    Assmunch

    etc.
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  • Pap
    Pap Serres, Greece Posts: 29,947
    Blast!
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  • ldent42
    ldent42 NYC Posts: 7,859
    Holy shitballs
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  • evsgjamm
    evsgjamm Posts: 2,108
    Flugenheimer
    Wasted Fish
    Poundable Offender
    Mustard Tiger
    Three Way One-eyed candy slinger
    Pickle Finger
    and a brand new one: poo poo head
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    The best I've ever heard was
    You're a living used condom.

    And I accidentally invented the word Fucknugget in95'. On the Synergy board no less!! lol
  • Pap
    Pap Serres, Greece Posts: 29,947
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqJPXVuqs2Y
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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    go on, ya twiddling pipe varment
    you no-good lemon cherry mealy worm
    that's right, you supplemental back-scratched cat wad
  • evsgjamm
    evsgjamm Posts: 2,108
    good one ya salmon faced fecal toe
    Vancouver '03, Paramount Theatre '05, Saskatoon '05, Calgary '05, Edmonton '05, Saskatoon '11, Calgary '11, Calgary '13

    2010 WATCH IT GO TO FIRE!!
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    Why you, uptown hair-slackin' wannabe
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    Muddle mucking pitchfork diver!
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    oh yeah? put this in your hubba-hubba mountain clinge jigger and PSSSHT go on all out with it
  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    You gum chewing retro hipster!!
  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    dog-lipped sallow meanderer
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    "you bastard eye'd child"
    I called my brother this when I got angry at him when we were 4...ish years old, my mother still laughs about that although she said I got slapped every time I said it.

    Godfather.
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    whispering hands wrote: »
    You gum chewing retro hipster!!


    hahahhahhhaha !!!!!!! is that anything like a "mouth breather" ?

    Godfather.

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