MOTHERF**KER!!!!!!

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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
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    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
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    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
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  • JWPearl
    JWPearl Posts: 19,893
    Oh I feel sickish now
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    imalive said:

    that's what I said when the ax hit my thumb! I'm a dumbass.

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    Eh, rub some dirt on it. ;)
    Now I have to look through hundreds of pics to find something good for this thread.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Bring your "A"game
  • WhatYouTaughtMe
    WhatYouTaughtMe Posts: 4,957
    edited August 2014
    rr165892 said:

    Bring your "A"game

    I'm hoping I can find the pic of when I fell off a keg while getting done with a kegstand. Required over 150 stiches in four spots on my face with loose skin dangling from my lip. Not my finest moment. Was fifteen years ago so I might not have it anymore. Fingers crossed!
    But seriously, damn Rob! Be careful with that thing!
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  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    WhatYouTaughtMe said:

    rr165892 said:

    Bring your "A"game

    I'm hoping I can find the pic of when I fell off a keg while getting done with a kegstand. Required over 150 stiches in four spots on my face with loose skin dangling from my lip. Not my finest moment. Was fifteen years ago so I might not have it anymore. Fingers crossed!
    But seriously, damn Rob! Be careful with that thing!
    Well that would take this thread into yet another interesting dimension.But I think diversity is the spice of life.Keg gymnastics,Niceee.
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    I was playing rr. I know exactly what u mean about picking up coins and working with hand tools. Try and start a roofing nail! Other than my golf game going to shit, the only thing I really can't do anymore is play guitar. I can still fiddle a little, but without the use of that middle damn finger, I can't play shit.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Last-12-Exit said:

    I was playing rr. I know exactly what u mean about picking up coins and working with hand tools. Try and start a roofing nail! Other than my golf game going to shit, the only thing I really can't do anymore is play guitar. I can still fiddle a little, but without the use of that middle damn finger, I can't play shit.

    I know you were playing.And my customized digits are on my pick hand.I haven't played in like 8 years,not that I was worth a shit when I did play.Oh and typing is a one finger deal.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    how about stabbings? got stitches after dad stabbed me.






























    of course it was on accident as we were horsing around drinking while dad was cutting up a chicken w/ a filet knife. filet knife tip meet chad's forearm... nicely done. i have no photos just facts
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Damn Chad, I was really starting to feel bad. You got me with that long space.
  • Given to...
    Given to... Wyoming Posts: 5,007
    What The FUcK has this place become?!

    I finally make it around to checking in and getting an update or two and this is what the WelCOmE WaGOn has in store?!

    I'm afraid that the trend-setting nature of this place is going to leave me with a 'short list' of friends here. Short, abbreviated, stumpy. No worries though. I work with guys that are digitally impaired.

    So I guess that also answers my question that I came to ask... NOt doing so great, and beer going down at regular intervals.

    Later

    ;)

    "...would you like some forks?" EV 12-02-06
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Given to... said:

    What The FUcK has this place become?!

    I finally make it around to checking in and getting an update or two and this is what the WelCOmE WaGOn has in store?!

    I'm afraid that the trend-setting nature of this place is going to leave me with a 'short list' of friends here. Short, abbreviated, stumpy. No worries though. I work with guys that are digitally impaired.

    So I guess that also answers my question that I came to ask... NOt doing so great, and beer going down at regular intervals.

    Later

    ;)

    DaMn it TOok A MinuTE but I got it.Well done sir.
  • Last-12-Exit
    Last-12-Exit Charleston, SC Posts: 8,661
    Digitally impaired. Lol. Good one. The best line I heard was from a guy at work. He asked my coworker about me and said "how's that non marble shooting mother fucker doing?"

    When I heard that I laughed my ass off.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Because my graft came from my hip,my brother being his typical shit head self has always called me "ass fingers".One friend of mine has called me "Digit" for 20 years,and some teammates while playing football used to call me "stubbie" or "my Stubbs" ."You fingerless fuck" and 81/2 get some play also.
    When I flip the bird I get "does that mean you half mean it" or is that just fuck.
  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Last 12, I was gonna break your balls with a trigger finger joke on the Mike Brown thread ,but I thought that would be tasteless and insensitive.lol

    Btw that's why I carry a Springfield and not a Glock.Grip is way better suited for my custom fit.
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,664
    Whoa! Just saw this thread and photo, imalive, and it brought back nasty memories. In 1975 I was using a power mower and like the stupid young man I was (striving for a Darwin Award) I tried clearing the side where the grass blows out while the motor was running. The tip of my middle left finger was turned into a four-leaf clover shape. At the hospital the said they would have to cut it off at the first joint and I BEGGED them to please sew it up and see what happens. The doc pulled out the pieces of bone, grass and dirt and sewed it up and told me to soak it in Epsom salts everyday. For fifteen minutes everyday I sat in tears of excruciating pain while soaking and saved the finger. It's a little stubby but I can still play guitar!
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    I hope you finger heals well!
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
    -Roberto Benigni

  • rr165892
    rr165892 Posts: 5,697
    Brian,It healed nice. Thanks for the pics.since that is an awesome way to butcher your digits,and you do have some mis shaping/flattening going on.Id like to welcome you to our little club.We are an exclusive group of klutzy individuals.Who are rallying around Imalive during his healing and transition process.
    Again props to ImAlive for bringing a whole new vibe to these boards.
  • OMGkatwoman
    OMGkatwoman Posts: 3,230
    Given to... said:

    What The FUcK has this place become?!

    I finally make it around to checking in and getting an update or two and this is what the WelCOmE WaGOn has in store?!

    I'm afraid that the trend-setting nature of this place is going to leave me with a 'short list' of friends here. Short, abbreviated, stumpy. No worries though. I work with guys that are digitally impaired.

    So I guess that also answers my question that I came to ask... NOt doing so great, and beer going down at regular intervals.

    Later

    ;)

    Haven't been around lately and this is what I see, when I check in??? :-& Oh Rob, Rob, Rob, maybe some axe lessons from Eddie is in store? Anyways, sure looks nasty and I do hope it heals well for ya and sorry that happened to ya! Take care!!!

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