Chick on the plane

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    The Juggler wrote:
    was she hot?
    She was like 50.

    No 50 year old is hot.
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,451
    Caveeze wrote:
    What is funny to me about this thread..

    I have a very serious and real hatred of newspaper. It fucking stinks, and is very dirty.

    If i complain, I sound crazy on the flight. But I seriously hate being anywhere near a newspaper, sometimes to the point of being sick..

    Yet these fuckers completely disregard all of those around them and just bring that nasty, stinky shit right on the plane with them... and bust that shit out.. The people who fold it are only slightly better than the low down, dirty, total piece of shit who opens it up all of the way and page 3 is touching my arm. I have exploded on people before for this..

    Keep your stinky, dirty newspapers at the stand so I can enjoy my flight without wanting to puke or punch people..

    Cannot wait to get on the plane for Seattle :corn:
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    mca47 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    was she hot?
    She was like 50.

    No 50 year old is hot.

    :nono:
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  • PRL1JAM
    PRL1JAM Posts: 787
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    PRL1JAM wrote:
    that's just disgusting. As a kid I had no problem swimming in public pools, I won't do it now. There was a statistic released last year in regards to the amount of urine people swallow while swimming in public pools. I remember it being a pretty high percentile. I don't recall the exact numbers, but it was based on multiple tests done at various public pools.

    How much water do you swallow when you're swimming :shock: I think I don't get any water into my mouth when I'm in a public pool. I have seen children turds in there, I have seen women in public swimming parks who obviously don't care about personal hygiene, I have smelled the toilets there ... No way this water comes into my mouth :sick: This is why there is the chlorine, no? To destroy all the GERMS? No?

    good question. I would assume the chlorine does in fact eliminate most of (perhaps all) of the germs in the water.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    Caveeze wrote:
    What is funny to me about this thread..

    I have a very serious and real hatred of newspaper. It fucking stinks, and is very dirty.

    If i complain, I sound crazy on the flight. But I seriously hate being anywhere near a newspaper, sometimes to the point of being sick..

    Yet these fuckers completely disregard all of those around them and just bring that nasty, stinky shit right on the plane with them... and bust that shit out.. The people who fold it are only slightly better than the low down, dirty, total piece of shit who opens it up all of the way and page 3 is touching my arm. I have exploded on people before for this..

    Keep your stinky, dirty newspapers at the stand so I can enjoy my flight without wanting to puke or punch people..


    Fortunately the days of newspapers are almost over. :lol: I'm on a plane 1-3x a week and I rarely see a newspaper anymore.
    But I know what you're saying....newspaper people always took advantage of their neighbors space. Fuckers!
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    PRL1JAM wrote:
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    PRL1JAM wrote:
    that's just disgusting. As a kid I had no problem swimming in public pools, I won't do it now. There was a statistic released last year in regards to the amount of urine people swallow while swimming in public pools. I remember it being a pretty high percentile. I don't recall the exact numbers, but it was based on multiple tests done at various public pools.

    How much water do you swallow when you're swimming :shock: I think I don't get any water into my mouth when I'm in a public pool. I have seen children turds in there, I have seen women in public swimming parks who obviously don't care about personal hygiene, I have smelled the toilets there ... No way this water comes into my mouth :sick: This is why there is the chlorine, no? To destroy all the GERMS? No?

    good question. I would assume the chlorine does in fact eliminate most of (perhaps all) of the germs in the water.
    Yeah, it'll remove germs but not the body soil that floats around in the water. Body oils, hair products, armpit stuff, crotch stuff, sweat, piss, butt stuff...yeah the germs are gone but your swimming around in 100s of other people's bodily waste. Bleh
  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    Well, I'm officially cured of ever wanting to swim in a pool again. :-? :sick:
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    Who Princess wrote:
    Well, I'm officially cured of ever wanting to swim in a pool again. :-? :sick:
    MCA's PSA...


    Should be an ongoing thread! Kat? Sticky? :lol:
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,892
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    PRL1JAM wrote:
    that's just disgusting. As a kid I had no problem swimming in public pools, I won't do it now. There was a statistic released last year in regards to the amount of urine people swallow while swimming in public pools. I remember it being a pretty high percentile. I don't recall the exact numbers, but it was based on multiple tests done at various public pools.

    How much water do you swallow when you're swimming :shock: I think I don't get any water into my mouth when I'm in a public pool. I have seen children turds in there, I have seen women in public swimming parks who obviously don't care about personal hygiene, I have smelled the toilets there ... No way this water comes into my mouth :sick: This is why there is the chlorine, no? To destroy all the GERMS? No?
    Poop is poop, even without the germs. :lol: Plus, healthy urine is actually germ-free when it comes out of the body, isn't it? I still don't want it on me. :lol: And chlorine doesn't stop that big clump of black hair or that bubble of snot that someone shot out when they got water up their nose from floating towards me! :shock: I also imagine that it is impossible to keep all water from getting in your mouth. It all over your face and hands and everything....
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  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,451
    I think I'm with WhoPrincess now :? :lol:
    I'm not a germophobe, but all these words for all the body stuff sound wrank :geek: I'm gonna wash my hands now :lol:
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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,892
    Leezestarr313 wrote:
    I think I'm with WhoPrincess now :? :lol:
    I'm not a germophobe, but all these words for all the body stuff sound wrank :geek: I'm gonna wash my hands now :lol:
    :lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    mca47 wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    water is a carrier of sound & smell

    when i am swimming at the pool (indoors) minding my own business & swimming my laps i can smell perfume like nobodies frickin business. this means i am doing the standard swimming stroke, when coming up for air, wham... huge amounts of feminine perfume nails me in the fucking nose! it is overbearing & disgustingly out of control
    Yuck. I won't swim in public pools. Disgusting. Boogers, spit, pee, B.O., pubic hair, farts.... Just disgusting. I don't care about chlorine. That isn't stopping band-aids, body hair, and lumps of mucus from getting stuck to me and getting in my mouth and eyes, hair and..... puke.gif
    Yeah, public pools are disgusting. You will NEVER find me in a public pool!
    toughen up, kiddies.


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  • rollings
    rollings unknown Posts: 7,127
    mca47 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    was she hot?
    She was like 50.

    No 50 year old is hot.

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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Hey mca...is there anything you don't complain about? :wave:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    was she hot?
    She was like 50.

    No 50 year old is hot.

    :think:
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Hey mca...is there anything you don't complain about? :wave:
    I tells it how it is!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    The man is right about muffins.

    Lets be honest here
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    The man is right about muffins.

    Lets be honest here
    And everything else!

    But yeah.... F muffins! :lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    The man is right about muffins.

    Lets be honest here
    Here we go!
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    The man is right about muffins.

    Lets be honest here
    Here we go!

    And your vegan friend thought she could convert me.

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