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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    The man is right about muffins.

    Lets be honest here
    Here we go!

    And your vegan friend thought she could convert me.
    Do what now?
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Do what now?

    You don't remember?

    That's alright, I have a strange memory
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,657
    josevolution wrote:
    She must of been French , ...
    we say the same in Greece!! :lol:
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
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  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Do what now?

    You don't remember?

    That's alright, I have a strange memory
    I have an awful memory :fp:
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I have an awful memory :fp:

    Whiskey blackouts are rough! :lol::lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,657
    mca47 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    was she hot?
    She was like 50.

    No 50 year old is hot.
    yeah right..

    monica-bellucci.jpg
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    was she hot?
    She was like 50.

    No 50 year old is hot.
    yeah right..

    monica-bellucci.jpg
    Supermodels people!!! Stop posting 50 year old supermodels! Yeah, the 5 hot 50 year olds in the world are....supermodels! :lol:
  • dimitrispearljamdimitrispearljam Posts: 139,657
    mca47 wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:
    yeah right..

    monica-bellucci.jpg
    Supermodels people!!! Stop posting 50 year old supermodels! Yeah, the 5 hot 50 year olds in the world are....supermodels! :lol:

    you said no 50 year old...i prove u wrong.. ;)

    next time ill "visit" my neighbor,ill take a photo of his wife.. :lol:
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    dimitrispearljam wrote:

    you said no 50 year old...i prove u wrong.. ;)

    next time ill "visit" my neighbor,ill take a photo of his wife.. :lol:

    My PM box is open
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    dimitrispearljam wrote:

    you said no 50 year old...i prove u wrong.. ;)

    next time ill "visit" my neighbor,ill take a photo of his wife.. :lol:

    My PM box is open
    Mine too! :lol::lol::lol:
  • ldent42ldent42 Posts: 7,859
    The next time I get on a plane, I am going to spray perfume on myself, eat a muffin over a wide open newspaper in my lap while loudly explaining to my neighbor how I had to run to catch the plane because I spent the morning at the nearest public pool.

    :thumbup: :corn:
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  • JTHJTH Posts: 3,238
    mca47 wrote:
    So far mca-airlines bans:
    Fat people
    what's the weight limit for someone who's 6 feet tall?
    mca47 wrote:
    Babies (children under 8)
    Got me two of them...
    mca47 wrote:
    People who stink (including too much perfume/cologne)
    I'm in the clear here (as far as I know).
    mca47 wrote:
    People who take their shoes off at any point
    Guilty...
    mca47 wrote:
    People who bring crumbly items like muffins on the plane
    Guilty...
    mca47 wrote:
    People who sweat too much
    Well, if you could just keep your damn planes at a comfortable temperature, we wouldn't have this problem, now would we?
  • Mamasan23Mamasan23 Posts: 16,388
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Do what now?

    You don't remember?

    That's alright, I have a strange memory

    Oh shit now I remember! My friend Lindsey - gave you a vegan recipe on FB yah?
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  • peacefrompaulpeacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Do what now?

    You don't remember?

    That's alright, I have a strange memory

    Oh shit now I remember! My friend Lindsey - gave you a vegan recipe on FB yah?

    yah
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    duska3419 wrote:
    The next time I get on a plane, I am going to spray perfume on myself, eat a muffin over a wide open newspaper in my lap while loudly explaining to my neighbor how I had to run to catch the plane because I spent the morning at the nearest public pool.

    :thumbup: :corn:
    :fp: :lol:
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    duska3419 wrote:
    The next time I get on a plane, I am going to spray perfume on myself, eat a muffin over a wide open newspaper in my lap while loudly explaining to my neighbor how I had to run to catch the plane because I spent the morning at the nearest public pool.

    :thumbup: :corn:

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  • chadwickchadwick Posts: 21,157
    duska3419 wrote:
    The next time I get on a plane, I am going to spray perfume on myself, eat a muffin over a wide open newspaper in my lap while loudly explaining to my neighbor how I had to run to catch the plane because I spent the morning at the nearest public pool.

    :thumbup: :corn:
    then rent a car w/ over 10,000 miles & add your own garbage to the back seat as well as the passanger & driver's seats
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    :wave:

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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    chadwick wrote:
    duska3419 wrote:
    The next time I get on a plane, I am going to spray perfume on myself, eat a muffin over a wide open newspaper in my lap while loudly explaining to my neighbor how I had to run to catch the plane because I spent the morning at the nearest public pool.

    :thumbup: :corn:
    then rent a car w/ over 10,000 miles & add your own garbage to the back seat as well as the passanger & driver's seats
    stock-photo-5717894-muffin-crumbs.jpg

    dirty-car-messy-interior.jpg


    :wave:

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    perfume02.jpg
    :lol::lol::lol:
  • jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    Caveeze wrote:
    I have a very serious and real hatred of newspaper. It fucking stinks, and is very dirty.

    If i complain, I sound crazy on the flight. But I seriously hate being anywhere near a newspaper, sometimes to the point of being sick..

    Yet these fuckers completely disregard all of those around them and just bring that nasty, stinky shit right on the plane with them... and bust that shit out.. The people who fold it are only slightly better than the low down, dirty, total piece of shit who opens it up all of the way and page 3 is touching my arm. I have exploded on people before for this..

    Keep your stinky, dirty newspapers at the stand so I can enjoy my flight without wanting to puke or punch people..

    Ow, this sounds real crazy.
    Newspaper smells ink. Ink is the smell of civilization.
    Actually I like this smell. And bread. And baby smell.
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  • jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    She must of been French , here at work there is a rule about this sort of thing No long nails or perfume or cologne ...
    No long nails??

    Speaking of this
    When I was living in Germany, I joked to a colleauge that French women are known to use a lot of deodorant because they do not like to shave their armpits often. He replied that he never once shaved his armpit in his life. He was 45 years old at that time.

    I just said let's speed up the air conditioner a little bit more. :roll:
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  • I'llridethewaveI'llridethewave Posts: 184
    In total agreement, OP.

    I'm laughing out loud with these posts...when someone with b.o. says she can't smell herself, that's when you need someone with Asperger's disorder to let the truth be known.
    I was at the pool today... now wondering about germs in the pool vs. germs up front at a PJ show.

    I once worked with a woman whose mom used the term "vitamin filth." Thank God I was never invited over for dinner.
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    You should never still be able to smell someone after they've left the room :nono: :fp:

    That being said...you should have taken her into the bathroom and banged the scent right off of her :thumbup:
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  • PJ_SoulPJ_Soul Posts: 49,947
    comebackgirl wrote:
    You should never still be able to smell someone after they've left the room :nono: :fp:

    That being said...you should have taken her into the bathroom and banged the scent right off of her :thumbup:
    :shock: What the fuck, Elana, that was hilarious!! :lol::lol::lol:
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    You should never still be able to smell someone after they've left the room :nono: :fp:

    That being said...you should have taken her into the bathroom and banged the scent right off of her :thumbup:
    :shock: What the fuck, Elana, that was hilarious!! :lol::lol::lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    comebackgirl wrote:
    You should never still be able to smell someone after they've left the room :nono: :fp:

    That being said...you should have taken her into the bathroom and banged the scent right off of her :thumbup:
    :shock: :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • jumbojetjumbojet Posts: 1,484
    comebackgirl wrote:
    That being said...you should have taken her into the bathroom and banged the scent right off of her :thumbup:

    Wouldn't this encourage a whole bunch of ladies alike wash themselves with deodorant?
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  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    jumbojet wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    That being said...you should have taken her into the bathroom and banged the scent right off of her :thumbup:

    Wouldn't this encourage a whole bunch of ladies alike wash themselves with deodorant?
    I guess that depends on what kind of job mca47 does :P :lol:
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,290
    comebackgirl wrote:
    jumbojet wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    That being said...you should have taken her into the bathroom and banged the scent right off of her :thumbup:

    Wouldn't this encourage a whole bunch of ladies alike wash themselves with deodorant?
    I guess that depends on what kind of job mca47 does :P :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    I can't encourage that behavior. Next thing you know everyone will be covered in perfume! :D:lol:
  • comebackgirlcomebackgirl Posts: 9,885
    mca47 wrote:
    comebackgirl wrote:
    jumbojet wrote:

    Wouldn't this encourage a whole bunch of ladies alike wash themselves with deodorant?
    I guess that depends on what kind of job mca47 does :P :lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    I can't encourage that behavior. Next thing you know everyone will be covered in perfume! :D:lol:
    :lol::lol::lol:

    so just go in and do a lousy job. Take one for the team!
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  • YefaYefa Posts: 1,133
    Last Sunday I flew from ATL to New York. I get to my seat during boarding and not only is there some dude in my seat, but he is eating something really crumbly! (Yes I think it was a muffin.)
    The ratfuck didn't even apologize for leaving crumbs on my tray table.
    :fp:
    :nono:
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