Chick on the plane

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  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,760
    josevolution wrote:
    She must of been French , here at work there is a rule about this sort of thing No long nails or perfume or cologne ...
    No long nails??
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,801
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    She must of been French , here at work there is a rule about this sort of thing No long nails or perfume or cologne ...
    No long nails??

    Yeah not allowed in the OR yeah you can have nice nails just not those crazy long nails PATIENT SAFETY ..
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,760
    josevolution wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    josevolution wrote:
    She must of been French , here at work there is a rule about this sort of thing No long nails or perfume or cologne ...
    No long nails??

    Yeah not allowed in the OR yeah you can have nice nails just not those crazy long nails PATIENT SAFETY ..
    Oh, okay, I didn't know you were talking people who were dealing with cut open human bodies. That makes sense. ;)
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,801
    But on a plane that is the worst you have no where to go :sick:
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    josevolution wrote:
    But on a plane that is the worst you have no where to go :sick:
    So true!
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

    have problems, man?

    by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant. :sick:

    Brut kind of smells like ham, if I remember correctly.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

    have problems, man?

    by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant. :sick:

    Brut kind of smells like ham, if I remember correctly.
    possibly so

    brut also smells like some hillbilly's bullshit mouth
    true

    ask the guy who eats sticks of the deodorant
    :corn: like this here :corn:
    but deodorant instead of popcorn :lol:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

    have problems, man?

    by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant. :sick:

    Brut kind of smells like ham, if I remember correctly.
    possibly so

    brut also smells like some hillbilly's bullshit mouth
    true

    ask the guy who eats sticks of the deodorant
    :corn: like this here :corn:
    but deodorant instead of popcorn :lol:

    :lol::lol:



    :lol::lol::lol:
  • Loulou
    Loulou Adelaide Posts: 6,247
    Uuuurgh! That's terrible when women do that. :fp: I love my perfume but I don't drown myself in it, my mother in law used to drown herself in the cheapest, strongest smelling perfume, it felt like I could taste it. :roll:
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Was she a Q-tip?
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    water is a carrier of sound & smell

    when i am swimming at the pool (indoors) minding my own business & swimming my laps i can smell perfume like nobodies frickin business. this means i am doing the standard swimming stroke, when coming up for air, wham... huge amounts of feminine perfume nails me in the fucking nose! it is overbearing & disgustingly out of control
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    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
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  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    I worked with a woman once, a real bitch. She had no sense of smell and she didn't wear deodorant. She smelled awful, like the worse b.o. ever. Someone asked her once about deodorant, very politely and she said, "I can't smell myself, so I don't care." If you were sitting beside her on a plane you'd kill yourself.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,760
    chadwick wrote:
    water is a carrier of sound & smell

    when i am swimming at the pool (indoors) minding my own business & swimming my laps i can smell perfume like nobodies frickin business. this means i am doing the standard swimming stroke, when coming up for air, wham... huge amounts of feminine perfume nails me in the fucking nose! it is overbearing & disgustingly out of control
    Yuck. I won't swim in public pools. Disgusting. Boogers, spit, pee, B.O., pubic hair, farts.... Just disgusting. I don't care about chlorine. That isn't stopping band-aids, body hair, and lumps of mucus from getting stuck to me and getting in my mouth and eyes, hair and..... puke.gif
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    water is a carrier of sound & smell

    when i am swimming at the pool (indoors) minding my own business & swimming my laps i can smell perfume like nobodies frickin business. this means i am doing the standard swimming stroke, when coming up for air, wham... huge amounts of feminine perfume nails me in the fucking nose! it is overbearing & disgustingly out of control
    Yuck. I won't swim in public pools. Disgusting. Boogers, spit, pee, B.O., pubic hair, farts.... Just disgusting. I don't care about chlorine. That isn't stopping band-aids, body hair, and lumps of mucus from getting stuck to me and getting in my mouth and eyes, hair and..... puke.gif
    Yeah, public pools are disgusting. You will NEVER find me in a public pool!
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    Loulou wrote:
    it felt like I could taste it. :roll:
    This!

    Was so strong I felt like I could taste it in the back of my throat. Awful! :x
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,598
    was she hot?
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  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,449
    The smell of chlorine hits me every time I get into the shower in the States. I'm a very scent sensitive person. I feel like I'm in a fucking public swimming pool when I shower in the States. It's no fun! I was swimming in a lake last weekend, and it didn't smell at all, despite the fish and turtle poo ...
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  • PRL1JAM
    PRL1JAM Posts: 787
    PJ_Soul wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    water is a carrier of sound & smell

    when i am swimming at the pool (indoors) minding my own business & swimming my laps i can smell perfume like nobodies frickin business. this means i am doing the standard swimming stroke, when coming up for air, wham... huge amounts of feminine perfume nails me in the fucking nose! it is overbearing & disgustingly out of control
    Yuck. I won't swim in public pools. Disgusting. Boogers, spit, pee, B.O., pubic hair, farts.... Just disgusting. I don't care about chlorine. That isn't stopping band-aids, body hair, and lumps of mucus from getting stuck to me and getting in my mouth and eyes, hair and..... puke.gif

    that's just disgusting. As a kid I had no problem swimming in public pools, I won't do it now. There was a statistic released last year in regards to the amount of urine people swallow while swimming in public pools. I remember it being a pretty high percentile. I don't recall the exact numbers, but it was based on multiple tests done at various public pools.
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,449
    PRL1JAM wrote:
    that's just disgusting. As a kid I had no problem swimming in public pools, I won't do it now. There was a statistic released last year in regards to the amount of urine people swallow while swimming in public pools. I remember it being a pretty high percentile. I don't recall the exact numbers, but it was based on multiple tests done at various public pools.

    How much water do you swallow when you're swimming :shock: I think I don't get any water into my mouth when I'm in a public pool. I have seen children turds in there, I have seen women in public swimming parks who obviously don't care about personal hygiene, I have smelled the toilets there ... No way this water comes into my mouth :sick: This is why there is the chlorine, no? To destroy all the GERMS? No?
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  • CAVSTARR313
    CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    What is funny to me about this thread..

    I have a very serious and real hatred of newspaper. It fucking stinks, and is very dirty.

    If i complain, I sound crazy on the flight. But I seriously hate being anywhere near a newspaper, sometimes to the point of being sick..

    Yet these fuckers completely disregard all of those around them and just bring that nasty, stinky shit right on the plane with them... and bust that shit out.. The people who fold it are only slightly better than the low down, dirty, total piece of shit who opens it up all of the way and page 3 is touching my arm. I have exploded on people before for this..

    Keep your stinky, dirty newspapers at the stand so I can enjoy my flight without wanting to puke or punch people..
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