Chick on the plane

mca47

Get on my flight to LA this morning. Some chick in front of me was COVERED in the nastiest perfume you could ever smell. I mean, the entire plane stunk because of this woman! Who does that?!?!?
I wonder what she was thinking right before she dumped that shit all over her?
"Oh yeah...everyone is gonna smell me today!"
"Shower? Psssht...who needs to shower when you've got this awesome perfume?"
"I bet everyone on the plane will like this..."
"Why do that have to put a spray thingy on these bottles...so much easier to pour it on".
:fp:


Get off the plane, get some much needed fresh air. Hop on the rental car shuttle....which was packed. Perfume chick is on there somewhere! She stunk of the shuttle too!

I can't get away from this person!

chadwick

it's a sign
ask her out

JonnyPistachio

We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.

kw18

Maybe it was to cover up a worse smell. Really, you should probably be thanking her.

klusterfuk

imagine what stank she was covering up. Summers Eve may be a product she wants to look into.

dimitrispearljam

chadwick wrote:

it's a sign
ask her out

mca47

JonnyPistachio wrote:

We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.

I can't stand people who wear too much perfume/cologne. It goes to another level when you're stuck on a plane with them and there is no where to get away from it.

Come the day I own my own airline, if you smell bad in any way...including too much perfume or cologne, you get tossed!

So far mca-airlines bans:
Fat people
Babies (children under 8)
People who stink (including too much perfume/cologne)
People who take their shoes off at any point
People who bring crumbly items like muffins on the plane
People who sweat too much

Yep.

mydogmookieblaylock

dude - i have seen this movie. Eventually you will realize that you are the girl with the perfume and the shuttle driver and the also the family pet.

chadwick

some people with hardcore allergies would be deathly ill by this woman. my dad had a g/f who could not be around perfumes/colonges of any kind. her throat would close up on here, rash, heavy breathing, puffy eyes & so on. i am very surprised heavy perfume/colonge use is not banned in an airport. a lot of places have erected signs warning folks to avoid wearing scented bullshit

Lemon Yellow Sun

That happen once to me - by the time the flight landed I had the worst headache.....

JonnyPistachio

mca47 wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.

I can't stand people who wear too much perfume/cologne. It goes to another level when you're stuck on a plane with them and there is no where to get away from it.

Come the day I own my own airline, if you smell bad in any way...including too much perfume or cologne, you get tossed!

So far mca-airlines bans:
Fat people
Babies (children under 8)
People who stink (including too much perfume/cologne)
People who take their shoes off at any point
People who bring crumbly items like muffins on the plane
People who sweat too much

Yep.

I think you should just have a firehose on your plane for the stinky, fat, sweaty, shoeless folks/babies. Can I apply to work on your airline? im a nice guy and all, but I can turn that shit on when forced into confined spaces.

Who Princess

chadwick wrote:

some people with hardcore allergies would be deathly ill by this woman. my dad had a g/f who could not be around perfumes/colonges of any kind. her throat would close up on here, rash, heavy breathing, puffy eyes & so on. i am very surprised heavy perfume/colonge use is not banned in an airport. a lot of places have erected signs warning folks to avoid wearing scented bullshit

Yeah, I get migraines from perfume and cologne.

peacefrompaul

JonnyPistachio wrote:

mca47 wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.

I can't stand people who wear too much perfume/cologne. It goes to another level when you're stuck on a plane with them and there is no where to get away from it.

Come the day I own my own airline, if you smell bad in any way...including too much perfume or cologne, you get tossed!

So far mca-airlines bans:
Fat people
Babies (children under 8)
People who stink (including too much perfume/cologne)
People who take their shoes off at any point
People who bring crumbly items like muffins on the plane
People who sweat too much

Yep.

I think you should just have a firehose on your plane for the stinky, fat, sweaty, shoeless folks/babies. Can I apply to work on your airline? im a nice guy and all, but I can turn that shit on when forced into confined spaces.

Hose it out like a college bar

mca47

chadwick wrote:

some people with hardcore allergies would be deathly ill by this woman. my dad had a g/f who could not be around perfumes/colonges of any kind. her throat would close up on here, rash, heavy breathing, puffy eyes & so on. i am very surprised heavy perfume/colonge use is not banned in an airport. a lot of places have erected signs warning folks to avoid wearing scented bullshit

I don't have allergies and my eyes were burning from it. I'm glad it was only a 1 hr flight. If I had to go much longer I would have been pissed.

It was so strong that I can STILL smell it. It's like burned in to my nose....or maybe stuck to my clothes now! :x

Enkidu

My dentist told me once it was one of the worst parts of his job - mostly older ladies who thought he'd like it if they put on tons of perfume before their dentist's appointment.

I feel your pain. Ugh, that flight sounds horrible.

PJ_Soul

JonnyPistachio wrote:

We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.

Yeah, our director wears way too much cologne. Makes him smell like a kind of a scumbag. Oh wait...

whispering hands

I used to work with this guy that did this. He said his girlfriend liked it.. I HATED having to ride the elevator with him.

Leezestarr313

I feel you, OP. I took rides from hell in the summer time in public transportation in Germany. Old ladies really should sometimes revisit their perfume choices. Eau de Cologne gives me a headache too. And it's even worse if combined with the odours of people who didn't decide to cover anything up or haven't showered in a couple of days I decided to walk after a while...

chadwick

knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

have problems, man?

by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant.

josevolution

She must of been French , here at work there is a rule about this sort of thing No long nails or perfume or cologne ...

PJ_Soul

chadwick wrote:

knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

have problems, man?

by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant.

:? :?

PJ_Soul

josevolution wrote:

She must of been French , here at work there is a rule about this sort of thing No long nails or perfume or cologne ...

No long nails??

josevolution

PJ_Soul wrote:

josevolution wrote:

She must of been French , here at work there is a rule about this sort of thing No long nails or perfume or cologne ...

No long nails??

Yeah not allowed in the OR yeah you can have nice nails just not those crazy long nails PATIENT SAFETY ..

PJ_Soul

josevolution wrote:

PJ_Soul wrote:

josevolution wrote:

She must of been French , here at work there is a rule about this sort of thing No long nails or perfume or cologne ...

No long nails??

Yeah not allowed in the OR yeah you can have nice nails just not those crazy long nails PATIENT SAFETY ..

Oh, okay, I didn't know you were talking people who were dealing with cut open human bodies. That makes sense.

josevolution

But on a plane that is the worst you have no where to go

whispering hands

josevolution wrote:

But on a plane that is the worst you have no where to go

So true!

peacefrompaul

chadwick wrote:

knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

have problems, man?

by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant.

Brut kind of smells like ham, if I remember correctly.

chadwick

peacefrompaul wrote:

chadwick wrote:

knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

have problems, man?

by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant.

Brut kind of smells like ham, if I remember correctly.

possibly so

brut also smells like some hillbilly's bullshit mouth
true

ask the guy who eats sticks of the deodorant
:corn: like this here :corn:
but deodorant instead of popcorn

peacefrompaul

chadwick wrote:

peacefrompaul wrote:

chadwick wrote:

knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

have problems, man?

by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant.

Brut kind of smells like ham, if I remember correctly.

possibly so

brut also smells like some hillbilly's bullshit mouth
true

ask the guy who eats sticks of the deodorant
:corn: like this here :corn:
but deodorant instead of popcorn

Loulou

Uuuurgh! That's terrible when women do that. :fp: I love my perfume but I don't drown myself in it, my mother in law used to drown herself in the cheapest, strongest smelling perfume, it felt like I could taste it. :roll:

LloydXmas

Was she a Q-tip?