Chick on the plane

mca47
mca47 Posts: 13,343
edited September 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
Get on my flight to LA this morning. Some chick in front of me was COVERED in the nastiest perfume you could ever smell. I mean, the entire plane stunk because of this woman! Who does that?!?!?
I wonder what she was thinking right before she dumped that shit all over her?
"Oh yeah...everyone is gonna smell me today!"
"Shower? Psssht...who needs to shower when you've got this awesome perfume?"
"I bet everyone on the plane will like this..."
"Why do that have to put a spray thingy on these bottles...so much easier to pour it on".
:fp: :lol:


Get off the plane, get some much needed fresh air. Hop on the rental car shuttle....which was packed. Perfume chick is on there somewhere! She stunk of the shuttle too!

I can't get away from this person!


:lol:
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    it's a sign
    ask her out
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.
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  • kw18
    kw18 Posts: 3,909
    Maybe it was to cover up a worse smell. Really, you should probably be thanking her.
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    "Let's check Idaho."
  • klusterfuk
    klusterfuk Posts: 1,411
    imagine what stank she was covering up. Summers Eve may be a product she wants to look into.
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  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    chadwick wrote:
    it's a sign
    ask her out
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,343
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.
    I can't stand people who wear too much perfume/cologne. It goes to another level when you're stuck on a plane with them and there is no where to get away from it.

    Come the day I own my own airline, if you smell bad in any way...including too much perfume or cologne, you get tossed! :lol:

    So far mca-airlines bans:
    Fat people
    Babies (children under 8)
    People who stink (including too much perfume/cologne)
    People who take their shoes off at any point
    People who bring crumbly items like muffins on the plane
    People who sweat too much

    Yep. :lol:
  • mydogmookieblaylock
    mydogmookieblaylock Posts: 2,996
    dude - i have seen this movie. Eventually you will realize that you are the girl with the perfume and the shuttle driver and the also the family pet.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    some people with hardcore allergies would be deathly ill by this woman. my dad had a g/f who could not be around perfumes/colonges of any kind. her throat would close up on here, rash, heavy breathing, puffy eyes & so on. i am very surprised heavy perfume/colonge use is not banned in an airport. a lot of places have erected signs warning folks to avoid wearing scented bullshit
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Lemon Yellow Sun
    Lemon Yellow Sun Posts: 1,126
    That happen once to me - by the time the flight landed I had the worst headache.....
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    mca47 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.
    I can't stand people who wear too much perfume/cologne. It goes to another level when you're stuck on a plane with them and there is no where to get away from it.

    Come the day I own my own airline, if you smell bad in any way...including too much perfume or cologne, you get tossed! :lol:

    So far mca-airlines bans:
    Fat people
    Babies (children under 8)
    People who stink (including too much perfume/cologne)
    People who take their shoes off at any point
    People who bring crumbly items like muffins on the plane
    People who sweat too much

    Yep. :lol:

    I think you should just have a firehose on your plane for the stinky, fat, sweaty, shoeless folks/babies. Can I apply to work on your airline? im a nice guy and all, but I can turn that shit on when forced into confined spaces.
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  • Who Princess
    Who Princess out here in the fields Posts: 7,305
    chadwick wrote:
    some people with hardcore allergies would be deathly ill by this woman. my dad had a g/f who could not be around perfumes/colonges of any kind. her throat would close up on here, rash, heavy breathing, puffy eyes & so on. i am very surprised heavy perfume/colonge use is not banned in an airport. a lot of places have erected signs warning folks to avoid wearing scented bullshit
    Yeah, I get migraines from perfume and cologne. :sick:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.
    I can't stand people who wear too much perfume/cologne. It goes to another level when you're stuck on a plane with them and there is no where to get away from it.

    Come the day I own my own airline, if you smell bad in any way...including too much perfume or cologne, you get tossed! :lol:

    So far mca-airlines bans:
    Fat people
    Babies (children under 8)
    People who stink (including too much perfume/cologne)
    People who take their shoes off at any point
    People who bring crumbly items like muffins on the plane
    People who sweat too much

    Yep. :lol:

    I think you should just have a firehose on your plane for the stinky, fat, sweaty, shoeless folks/babies. Can I apply to work on your airline? im a nice guy and all, but I can turn that shit on when forced into confined spaces.

    Hose it out like a college bar :lol:
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,343
    chadwick wrote:
    some people with hardcore allergies would be deathly ill by this woman. my dad had a g/f who could not be around perfumes/colonges of any kind. her throat would close up on here, rash, heavy breathing, puffy eyes & so on. i am very surprised heavy perfume/colonge use is not banned in an airport. a lot of places have erected signs warning folks to avoid wearing scented bullshit

    I don't have allergies and my eyes were burning from it. I'm glad it was only a 1 hr flight. If I had to go much longer I would have been pissed.

    It was so strong that I can STILL smell it. It's like burned in to my nose....or maybe stuck to my clothes now! :x
  • Enkidu
    Enkidu So Cal Posts: 2,996
    My dentist told me once it was one of the worst parts of his job - mostly older ladies who thought he'd like it if they put on tons of perfume before their dentist's appointment.

    I feel your pain. Ugh, that flight sounds horrible.
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,899
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    We have a guy who comes into my work...a client, who wears waaaay too much cologne. Makes me ill. I know how you feel. You'd think being in a crowded environment, they might think twice about it. People suck donkey nut sometimes.
    Yeah, our director wears way too much cologne. Makes him smell like a kind of a scumbag. Oh wait...
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  • whispering hands
    whispering hands Under your skin Posts: 13,527
    I used to work with this guy that did this. He said his girlfriend liked it.. I HATED having to ride the elevator with him.
  • Leezestarr313
    Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,457
    I feel you, OP. I took rides from hell in the summer time in public transportation in Germany. Old ladies really should sometimes revisit their perfume choices. Eau de Cologne gives me a headache too. And it's even worse if combined with the odours of people who didn't decide to cover anything up or haven't showered in a couple of days :sick: I decided to walk after a while...
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

    have problems, man?

    by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant. :sick:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,079
    She must of been French , here at work there is a rule about this sort of thing No long nails or perfume or cologne ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,899
    chadwick wrote:
    knew of a guy who back in the mid to late 80's would pour brut colonge & brut spray deodorant all over the interior of his very nice camaro, then he would get brut stick deodorant & leave the cap off of it as an air freshner & place it in the ashtray or wherever

    have problems, man?

    by the way, this dude was a huge fucking asshole. you want weird? :crazy: he had a friend who would eat brut stick deodorant. :sick:
    :? :? :lol:
    With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~ Desiderata

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