Eating in the car...

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    mca47
    >> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xluq8u ... dxFQqzehwE
    holy shit! that is hilarious

    i actually know someone nearly as insane as that guy. it runs over from him into other members of his family. his poor wife cannot ever do anything right & may clean house all day long & he still says it is a mess

    wow!
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i am friends with a guy who never has had a clean car ever in his entire life (mine is not so spotless either). & as a teenager here is what his cars were like

    stereo wires/speaker wires from front to back everywhere
    stereo sat loosely near shifter
    car parts rested loosely everywhere, carburetor, valve covers & things lying about
    clothes
    empty beer cans/full beer cans
    boxes turned into homemade cooler (line with trash bag, add beers & ice)
    motorcycle helmet
    camping supplies
    cassette tapes
    dust
    mud dried now clumps
    wet mud
    boots
    & food wrappers

    when he rolled his chevy chevette on some lost country gravel road (while drunk) the carburetor flew/flung about freely inside the car, smacked him nicely upside the head all upside down & tumbling around

    i had more fun in this pile of crap than i can shake a stick at

    stereo wires never wrapped in tape or those twisty things. funniest disaster you'd ever see
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    Does mca take his floor mats to the dry cleaners every week too?

    mca on the weekends:

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    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Does mca take his floor mats to the dry cleaners every week too?

    mca on the weekends:

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    :lol:
    F that!
    I pay people to clean my car! :lol:
    And the best part of being me...I rarely have to clean my car.

    No food, no garbage...my two year old car still smells brand new!
    Mmmmm....new car smell! :D
  • unlost dogs
    unlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    I used to date a guy who would, I swear to God, eat sushi with chopsticks while driving.

    It was a stick shift.

    I loved him just for that.
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  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    SatansFuton wrote:
    Ketchup on a cup lid is amateur. Dennis Reynolds rolls with a whole bowl of cereal.

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    :lol::lol:

    I haven't seen this episode.

    When I bought my new (used) car they detailed it for me, :fp: Thanks,

    There was still some fast food crumbs in some of the crevices. I rather not eat in the car unless it's an emergency.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:

    they don't sell soft serve in the store!

    Mash up and stir
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:

    they don't sell soft serve in the store!

    Mash up and stir
    that's how i eat my ice cream at home... very smashed
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:

    they don't sell soft serve in the store!

    Mash up and stir

    :nono:
    it's not the same...sometimes, I have a craving for fake oil based ice cream.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    RKCNDY wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:

    they don't sell soft serve in the store!

    Mash up and stir

    :nono:
    it's not the same...sometimes, I have a craving for fake oil based ice cream.

    It's exactly the same, ya picky eater.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i'm still finding stuff from the MT trip
    81 is now off the air

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  • PRL1JAM
    PRL1JAM Posts: 787
    I see people driving in the morning to work all the time eating a damn banana. I don't mind bananas, but I never would eat one in my car as I am driving. Just seems like it would be impossible to not get some of that banana scent on your steering wheel, regardless of how careful you are. Witnessed the two scoop ice cream guy as well. Driving with one hand, the other hand licking two scoops of rocky road. To hell with that. I love ice cream but I ain't going to eat a double scooped cone in my car.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    PRL1JAM wrote:
    I see people driving in the morning to work all the time eating a damn banana. I don't mind bananas, but I never would eat one in my car as I am driving. Just seems like it would be impossible to not get some of that banana scent on your steering wheel, regardless of how careful you are. Witnessed the two scoop ice cream guy as well. Driving with one hand, the other hand licking two scoops of rocky road. To hell with that. I love ice cream but I ain't going to eat a double scooped cone in my car.
    is banana scent on a steering wheel (or any thing else) a terrible thing?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PRL1JAM
    PRL1JAM Posts: 787
    chadwick wrote:
    PRL1JAM wrote:
    I see people driving in the morning to work all the time eating a damn banana. I don't mind bananas, but I never would eat one in my car as I am driving. Just seems like it would be impossible to not get some of that banana scent on your steering wheel, regardless of how careful you are. Witnessed the two scoop ice cream guy as well. Driving with one hand, the other hand licking two scoops of rocky road. To hell with that. I love ice cream but I ain't going to eat a double scooped cone in my car.
    is banana scent on a steering wheel (or any thing else) a terrible thing?

    not a terrible thing at all. I just have never liked the smell to be honest.
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    what about the thick pungent aroma of skunky marijuana in one's car?
    "fuck! i hope the cop doesn't smell this"
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    As I drive rental cars more often than my own, I rarely will accept a rental car with more than 10,000 miles. Not that there is anything wrong with the cars themselves...it's just the 20-30 other people who drove it before me.
    The rental places can only clean so much before they flip them back into service. I've seen LOTS of sick, disgusting things in rental cars...mostly from people eating/drinking in them.
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    I have a sudden urge to break into mca's car and smoke...smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and then run away.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I have a sudden urge to break into mca's car and smoke...smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and then run away.

    and eat 14 blueberry muffins
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I have a sudden urge to break into mca's car and smoke...smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and then run away.
    im broke most of the time but i would pay straight up real money to watch this. i'll even hand you some fine soft serve ice cream to grub on whilst the arizona heat roars... better fire up the ac & the sticky icky

    whose pizza box is that in the backseat?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    norm wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    I have a sudden urge to break into mca's car and smoke...smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and then run away.

    and eat 14 blueberry muffins
    :lol:

    the whole muffin thing












    & norm
    slay me
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce

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