So you are stuck on a deserted island.....

rival. · May 2013

PillowPants wrote:

immediately.... need to set the tone

i agree with pillowpants.

catefrances · May 2013

81 wrote:

with a person that you consider un attractive......feel free to define unattractive....

how long until you attempt to shag them?

:corn:

how much booze am I stranded with?

8-)

chadwick · May 2013

Byrnzie wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

True.

The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.

fantastic post

F Me In The Brain · May 2013

chadwick wrote:

Byrnzie wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

True.

The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.

fantastic post

Agree. We call these the 'Zactlies' As in "your breath smells exactly like a butthole"

JonnyPistachio · May 2013

Byrnzie wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

True.

The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.

would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!

josevolution · May 2013

I'm not shagging them at all i would make sure to try to feed the person what ever i could find this way when you run out of any thing to eat i would just kill & eat them ....

JonnyPistachio · May 2013

josevolution wrote:

I'm not shagging them at all i would make sure to try to feed the person what ever i could find this way when you run out of any thing to eat i would just kill & eat them ....

Ahh, the long term planner!

Black Diamond · May 2013

Fifi_Ireland wrote:

2. does this island have a natural supply of bananas?

Get_Right · May 2013

about two hours

Byrnzie · May 2013

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Byrnzie wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

True.

The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.

would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!

It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.

Wobbie · May 2013

I was recently explaining to a mormon co-worker how us heathens never say never....more like "how drunk would you have to be?"

JonnyPistachio · May 2013

Byrnzie wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Byrnzie wrote:

True.

The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.

would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!

It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.

Shave-by-fire. I love it.

81 · May 2013

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Byrnzie wrote:

It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.

Shave-by-fire. I love it.

nice

that's a good point...

so if just ugly...shag quickly...to enjoy your last days of bush free freedom...plus it will be dark, so does it really matter what she looks like.....

Horos · May 2013

:wtf: :shock: :crazy:

JonnyPistachio · May 2013

Horos wrote:

:wtf: :shock: :crazy:

:shock: we're gonna need a bigger fire.

81 · May 2013

i'm going to hope for a woman that doesn't have natuarlly hairly legs

Get_Right · May 2013

If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.

Horos · May 2013

Get_Right wrote:

If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.

What about a little flap? Did you see my first pic? Suppose you could roll her in the sand and look for the wet spot.

JonnyPistachio · May 2013

Get_Right wrote:

If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.

:fp: Have some standards man!

That little goat in 81's pic is fuzzy, wet, and warm. The fire idea will work. Im excited about the fire idea. in fact I may test drive it on my chest again soon.

81 · May 2013

Horos wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.

What about a little flap? Did you see my first pic? Suppose you could roll her in the sand and look for the wet spot.

WOW

or just use a roll

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