So you are stuck on a deserted island.....

peacefrompaul

STAYSEA wrote:

Silly

Big Bank Hank started a similarly titled thread a few days ago.

viewtopic.php?f=4&t=208364



It's funny to me when cats sleep on fax machines.

I would need a fax machine on an island.

Sort of, but they are about different things. What the hell does a cat on a fax machine have to do with shagging?

81

JonnyPistachio wrote:

in fact I may test drive it on my chest again soon.

:corn:

peacefrompaul

Byrnzie wrote:

RKCNDY wrote:

Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

True.

The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.

Annafalk

Horos wrote:

:wtf: :shock: :crazy:

Those legs looks strange hairy knees wtf

81

i smell a forum woman hairiest legs contest coming on.

JonnyPistachio

81 wrote:

i smell a forum woman hairiest legs contest coming on.

you might have to wait for winter for that one.

81

JonnyPistachio wrote:

81 wrote:

i smell a forum woman hairiest legs contest coming on.

you might have to wait for winter for that one.

start now...hairest legs at wrigley get free beer for the night.

Horos

JonnyPistachio wrote:

81 wrote:

i smell a forum woman hairiest legs contest coming on.

you might have to wait for winter for that one.

Most of them aren't probably regular shavers anyway. I mean we are like Deadheads right? :fp:

rival.

:thumbdown:

81

rival. wrote:

:thumbdown:

i met this girl once with unshaved arm pits. i was unexplainableyeyeyeeyy turned on.

81

Horos wrote:

Most of them aren't probably regular shavers anyway. I mean we are like Deadheads right? :fp:

:think:

gotta admit....i don't recall any shaving happening in the koa cabin.....sioux city, fargo, beaver falls, or alpine

rival.

81 wrote:

i met this girl once with unshaved arm pits. i was unexplainableyeyeyeeyy turned on.

:shock:

Get_Right

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.

:fp: Have some standards man! That little goat in 81's pic is fuzzy, wet, and warm. The fire idea will work. Im excited about the fire idea. in fact I may test drive it on my chest again soon.

Its a deserted island man, not happy hour with a bunch of co-eds.
Id be humping the fruit after about two weeks. Warm it up in the fire and I'm good to go!

81

Get_Right wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.

:fp: Have some standards man! That little goat in 81's pic is fuzzy, wet, and warm. The fire idea will work. Im excited about the fire idea. in fact I may test drive it on my chest again soon.

Its a deserted island man, not happy hour with a bunch of co-eds.
Id be humping the fruit after about two weeks. Warm it up in the fire and I'm good to go!

JonnyPistachio

Get_Right wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.

:fp: Have some standards man! That little goat in 81's pic is fuzzy, wet, and warm. The fire idea will work. Im excited about the fire idea. in fact I may test drive it on my chest again soon.

Its a deserted island man, not happy hour with a bunch of co-eds.
Id be humping the fruit after about two weeks. Warm it up in the fire and I'm good to go!

Im staying away from the watermelon.

Get_Right

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Im staying away from the watermelon.

Consider yourself lucky if you have watermelons, as opposed to say, prickly pears!

davidtrios

Get_Right wrote:

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Im staying away from the watermelon.

Consider yourself lucky if you have watermelons, as opposed to say, prickly pears!

Black Diamond

JonnyPistachio wrote:

Get_Right wrote:

If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.

:fp: Have some standards man! That little goat in 81's pic is fuzzy, wet, and warm. The fire idea will work. Im excited about the fire idea. in fact I may test drive it on my chest again soon.

I'd wait a week for the goat.

Annafalk

81 wrote:

i smell a forum woman hairiest legs contest coming on.

Pics on hairy legs soon to come...yeah right...

rick1zoo2

wait. there's a goat?