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1. is this a tropical island with sunshine or some s**thole thats cold- if cold a lot quicker!
2. does this island have a natural supply of bananas?
3. Why would you shag horos suggestion, clearly that would resolve the food shortage for months until rescue arrives
Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
fantastic post
Agree. We call these the 'Zactlies' As in "your breath smells exactly like a butthole"
Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!
I'm not shagging them at all i would make sure to try to feed the person what ever i could find this way when you run out of any thing to eat i would just kill & eat them ....
I'm not shagging them at all i would make sure to try to feed the person what ever i could find this way when you run out of any thing to eat i would just kill & eat them ....
Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!
It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.
I was recently explaining to a mormon co-worker how us heathens never say never....more like "how drunk would you have to be?"
If I had known then what I know now...
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The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!
It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.
It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.
Shave-by-fire. I love it.
nice
that's a good point...
so if just ugly...shag quickly...to enjoy your last days of bush free freedom...plus it will be dark, so does it really matter what she looks like.....
If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.
:fp: Have some standards man! That little goat in 81's pic is fuzzy, wet, and warm. The fire idea will work. Im excited about the fire idea. in fact I may test drive it on my chest again soon.
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more like, let me get drunk
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
you've obviously not seen her twerk in a unicorn costume
...not until i find them attractive.
Big Bank Hank started a similarly titled thread a few days ago.
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It's funny to me when cats sleep on fax machines.
I would need a fax machine on an island.
1. is this a tropical island with sunshine or some s**thole thats cold- if cold a lot quicker!
2. does this island have a natural supply of bananas?
3. Why would you shag horos suggestion, clearly that would resolve the food shortage for months until rescue arrives
Because if not,I'd be spending every waking moment trying to build one!
And just come when it's done.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
What you don't understand, is that I make love to my hand...
I don't need you honey - I beat my d!ck like it owes me money!
love that bit...
I miss chappelle show...
i agree with pillowpants.
how much booze am I stranded with?
take a good look
this could be the day
hold my hand
lie beside me
i just need to say
"Hear me, my chiefs!
I am tired; my heart is
sick and sad. From where
the sun stands I will fight
no more forever."
Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
Agree. We call these the 'Zactlies' As in "your breath smells exactly like a butthole"
would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!
Ahh, the long term planner!
It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.
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VIC 07
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EV LA 11
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Missoula 12
Portland 13, Spokane 13
St. Paul 14, Denver 14
nice
that's a good point...
so if just ugly...shag quickly...to enjoy your last days of bush free freedom...plus it will be dark, so does it really matter what she looks like.....
:shock: we're gonna need a bigger fire.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.
:fp: Have some standards man!
WOW
or just use a roll