So you are stuck on a deserted island.....

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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    81 wrote:
    ...give her time to thin up a little bit....

    48 days won't cut it for Horos' chick.
    Even without much food, a good 6-12 months...
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Horos wrote:
    As long as I didn't lose both hands in the accident I could hold out quite some time. Been married long enough to get plenty of practice.

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    I am swimming (ala Michael Phelps) before that belly hit the pole...
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mca47 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    ...give her time to thin up a little bit....

    48 days won't cut it for Horos' chick.
    Even without much food, a good 6-12 months...

    without any lotion, i'd be pretty desperate after about day 36
    81 is now off the air

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  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    girls can hold out so much longer than guys can.

    Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    RKCNDY wrote:
    girls can hold out so much longer than guys can.

    Shouldn't be too hard to convince in that situation though. :D

    I'd then try to figure out a way to make some alcohol. That should do the trick! :lol:
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,337
    My luck, as soon as I decided Horos' chick "will do"...

    Finish up and a second later, a rescue boat comes ashore. :fp: :lol:
  • Snakeduck
    Snakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Well, if it is Horos' girl then you are not really stuck on the island... you already have a raft!
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    mca47 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    girls can hold out so much longer than guys can.

    Shouldn't be too hard to convince in that situation though. :D

    I'd then try to figure out a way to make some alcohol. That should do the trick! :lol:

    well, aren't you romantic! "lemmie get her drunk...then I'll pounce!" :twisted:

    :lol::lol::lol:
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    with a person that you consider un attractive......feel free to define unattractive....


    how long until you attempt to shag them?

    :corn:

    is there alcohol?
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    mca47 wrote:
    My luck, as soon as I decided Horos' chick "will do"...

    Finish up and a second later, a rescue boat comes ashore. :fp: :lol:

    :lol::lol:
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    RKCNDY wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    girls can hold out so much longer than guys can.

    Shouldn't be too hard to convince in that situation though. :D

    I'd then try to figure out a way to make some alcohol. That should do the trick! :lol:

    well, aren't you romantic! "lemmie get her drunk...then I'll pounce!" :twisted:

    :lol::lol::lol:

    more like, let me get drunk
    81 is now off the air

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I dont see how this, and the Kate Upton thread dont go together.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    BinauralJam wrote:
    48 minutes!!
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • PillowPants
    PillowPants Posts: 4,877
    Jason P wrote:
    I think after a week I would tell Miley that we may as well get this over with.


    you've obviously not seen her twerk in a unicorn costume :mrgreen:
  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    81 wrote:
    with a person that you consider un attractive......feel free to define unattractive....


    how long until you attempt to shag them?

    :corn:

    ...not until i find them attractive.
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • STAYSEA
    STAYSEA Posts: 3,814
    Silly ;)

    Big Bank Hank started a similarly titled thread a few days ago.

    viewtopic.php?f=4&t=208364

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    It's funny to me when cats sleep on fax machines.

    I would need a fax machine on an island.
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  • Fifi_Ireland
    Fifi_Ireland Posts: 576
    There is not enough information:
    1. is this a tropical island with sunshine or some s**thole thats cold- if cold a lot quicker!
    2. does this island have a natural supply of bananas?
    3. Why would you shag horos suggestion, clearly that would resolve the food shortage for months until rescue arrives
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  • donnaruhl
    donnaruhl Posts: 2,157
    Sex or Survival HMMM! Is there a boat?
    Because if not,I'd be spending every waking moment trying to build one!
    And just come when it's done. :lol:
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

    True.

    The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
  • shep
    shep Houston Posts: 5,901
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it0SSL1cU3c

    What you don't understand, is that I make love to my hand...
    I don't need you honey - I beat my d!ck like it owes me money!


    love that bit...

    I miss chappelle show...
    Houston, Texas... Believe it or not, there are 7 million people here... must be a couple of fans who'd love to see you play.

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