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So you are stuck on a deserted island.....

8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
edited May 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
with a person that you consider un attractive......feel free to define unattractive....


how long until you attempt to shag them?

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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    same or opposite sex?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    same or opposite sex?

    which ever you want
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  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    48 minutes!!
  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Would I be able to have Bob on the island?
    I lost a bet...
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Would I be able to have Bob on the island?

    :fp:

    just you...and anouther person on the island. no signs of rescue in the forseable future.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Would I be able to have Bob on the island?


    haha.....maybe until the batteries wear out
  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    81 wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Would I be able to have Bob on the island?

    :fp:

    just you...and anouther person on the island. no signs of rescue in the forseable future.

    Well, we could have been shipwrecked and some of the luggage might have washed ashore...a girl can hope. :lol::lol:

    Even without Bob, it would be a long, long, very long time.
    I lost a bet...
  • cubBEE_girlcubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Would I be able to have Bob on the island?


    haha.....maybe until the batteries wear out

    They need to start making solar powered ones... :lol::lol::lol:
    I lost a bet...
  • BinauralJamBinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    rick1zoo2 wrote:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Would I be able to have Bob on the island?


    haha.....maybe until the batteries wear out

    They need to start making solar powered ones... :lol::lol::lol:


    have to let it cool off first :shock:
  • AnnafalkAnnafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    I think maybe a month or so.. :?
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    gotta figure it is going to be a traumatic expiernce that will provide a bond between you of some sort

    i would also assume finding food and water would be a top prioritiy...

    i would also assume you would end up sleeping beside one anouther to share warmth and provide a sense of security...

    so, imo, i would guess it would happen pretty quick....while you still had energy...or it would be sometime later after you find those resources.
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  • PillowPantsPillowPants Posts: 4,877
    immediately.... need to set the tone
  • Jason PJason P Posts: 19,165
    I think after a week I would tell Miley that we may as well get this over with.
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  • rick1zoo2rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Jason P wrote:
    I think after a week I would tell Miley that we may as well get this over with.

    :lol:
  • shepshep Houston Posts: 5,802
    81 wrote:
    with a person that you consider un attractive......feel free to define unattractive....


    how long until you attempt to shag them?

    :corn:

    Do I still have both my hands?

    If so.... it could be quite a while.
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  • HorosHoros Posts: 4,518
    As long as I didn't lose both hands in the accident I could hold out quite some time. Been married long enough to get plenty of practice.

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  • F Me In The BrainF Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,600
    Do they have some sort of mind altering substance on the island?

    I would curse my laziness in not learning how to make booze from pretty much everything.

    Who am I kidding? It would be about 2 minutes after I determined there was no hope of any rescue anytime soon. :lol:
    (Unless it was the person that Horos posted a pic of...in which case it would be 12 minutes.)
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  • AnnafalkAnnafalk Sweden Posts: 4,004
    F Me In The Brain wrote:
    Do they have some sort of mind altering substance on the island?

    I would curse my laziness in not learning how to make booze from pretty much everything.

    Who am I kidding? It would be about 2 minutes after I determined there was no hope of any rescue anytime soon. :lol:
    (Unless it was the person that Horos posted a pic of...in which case it would be 12 minutes.)

    :lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    Are we talking "unattactive" or "ugly"?

    Big difference!

    How much fat is on her?

    I would think your average plain-Jane...I'd try within a week.
    Ugly with a decent body...couple weeks.
    Fat and ugly...6 months+

    :lol:

    Though, you really wouldn't want a big girl to be stranded with. If she wasn't eating all the food, you know she'd be bitching about not having enough! :D
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    my actual real first answer was 48 hours for somebody unattractive....and 48 days for a fatty horos posted....give her time to thin up a little bit....
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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    81 wrote:
    ...give her time to thin up a little bit....

    48 days won't cut it for Horos' chick.
    Even without much food, a good 6-12 months...
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Horos wrote:
    As long as I didn't lose both hands in the accident I could hold out quite some time. Been married long enough to get plenty of practice.

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    I am swimming (ala Michael Phelps) before that belly hit the pole...
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  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    mca47 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    ...give her time to thin up a little bit....

    48 days won't cut it for Horos' chick.
    Even without much food, a good 6-12 months...

    without any lotion, i'd be pretty desperate after about day 36
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  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    girls can hold out so much longer than guys can.

    Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

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  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    RKCNDY wrote:
    girls can hold out so much longer than guys can.

    Shouldn't be too hard to convince in that situation though. :D

    I'd then try to figure out a way to make some alcohol. That should do the trick! :lol:
  • mca47mca47 Posts: 13,304
    My luck, as soon as I decided Horos' chick "will do"...

    Finish up and a second later, a rescue boat comes ashore. :fp: :lol:
  • SnakeduckSnakeduck Posts: 1,056
    Well, if it is Horos' girl then you are not really stuck on the island... you already have a raft!
  • RKCNDYRKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    mca47 wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    girls can hold out so much longer than guys can.

    Shouldn't be too hard to convince in that situation though. :D

    I'd then try to figure out a way to make some alcohol. That should do the trick! :lol:

    well, aren't you romantic! "lemmie get her drunk...then I'll pounce!" :twisted:

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • mysticweedmysticweed Posts: 3,710
    81 wrote:
    with a person that you consider un attractive......feel free to define unattractive....


    how long until you attempt to shag them?

    :corn:

    is there alcohol?
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • JonnyPistachioJonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    mca47 wrote:
    My luck, as soon as I decided Horos' chick "will do"...

    Finish up and a second later, a rescue boat comes ashore. :fp: :lol:

    :lol::lol:
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