So you are stuck on a deserted island.....
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PillowPants wrote:immediately.... need to set the tone
i agree with pillowpants.0 -
81 wrote:with a person that you consider un attractive......feel free to define unattractive....
how long until you attempt to shag them?
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Byrnzie wrote:RKCNDY wrote:Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.fantastic post
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chadwick wrote:Byrnzie wrote:RKCNDY wrote:Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.fantastic post
Agree. We call these the 'Zactlies' As in "your breath smells exactly like a butthole"The love he receives is the love that is saved0 -
Byrnzie wrote:RKCNDY wrote:Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)0 -
I'm not shagging them at all i would make sure to try to feed the person what ever i could find this way when you run out of any thing to eat i would just kill & eat them ....jesus greets me looks just like me ....0
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josevolution wrote:I'm not shagging them at all i would make sure to try to feed the person what ever i could find this way when you run out of any thing to eat i would just kill & eat them ....
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JonnyPistachio wrote:Byrnzie wrote:RKCNDY wrote:Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.
True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!
It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.0 -
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Byrnzie wrote:JonnyPistachio wrote:Byrnzie wrote:True.
The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!
It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.Shave-by-fire. I love it.
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276JonnyPistachio wrote:Byrnzie wrote:It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.
Shave-by-fire. I love it.
nice
that's a good point...
so if just ugly...shag quickly...to enjoy your last days of bush free freedom...plus it will be dark, so does it really matter what she looks like.....81 is now off the air0 -
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Horos wrote::wtf: :shock: :crazy:
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276i'm going to hope for a woman that doesn't have natuarlly hairly legs81 is now off the air0
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If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.0 -
Get_Right wrote:If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.
:fp: Have some standards man!That little goat in 81's pic is fuzzy, wet, and warm. The fire idea will work. Im excited about the fire idea. in fact I may test drive it on my chest again soon.
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81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276Horos wrote:Get_Right wrote:If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn.
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