So you are stuck on a deserted island.....

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  • rival.
    rival. Chicago Posts: 7,775
    immediately.... need to set the tone

    i agree with pillowpants.
  • catefrances
    catefrances Posts: 29,003
    81 wrote:
    with a person that you consider un attractive......feel free to define unattractive....


    how long until you attempt to shag them?

    :corn:


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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    Byrnzie wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

    True.

    The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
    :lol: fantastic post
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  • F Me In The Brain
    F Me In The Brain this knows everybody from other commets Posts: 31,883
    chadwick wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

    True.

    The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.
    :lol: fantastic post

    Agree. We call these the 'Zactlies' As in "your breath smells exactly like a butthole"
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Byrnzie wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

    True.

    The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.

    would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!
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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,819
    I'm not shagging them at all i would make sure to try to feed the person what ever i could find this way when you run out of any thing to eat i would just kill & eat them ....
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    I'm not shagging them at all i would make sure to try to feed the person what ever i could find this way when you run out of any thing to eat i would just kill & eat them ....

    Ahh, the long term planner!
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  • Black Diamond
    Black Diamond Posts: 25,109
    2. does this island have a natural supply of bananas?
    :lol::lol:
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    about two hours :lol:
  • Byrnzie
    Byrnzie Posts: 21,037
    Byrnzie wrote:
    RKCNDY wrote:
    Depends if the person was annoying or not. Some things people do are an instant 'would never touch that even if they were the last person on earth'.

    True.

    The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.

    would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!

    It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.
  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,404
    I was recently explaining to a mormon co-worker how us heathens never say never....more like "how drunk would you have to be?"
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Byrnzie wrote:
    Byrnzie wrote:
    True.

    The first instant turn-off that springs to mind is if the girl eats Doritos. I would never shag a girl who eats Doritos. The smell of that shit on her breath rubs my fur the wrong way to the point that I'd probably head off into the trees and shag a monkey instead.

    would the Dorito breath be as bad as hairy legs and pits? stinky pits nonetheless!

    It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.

    :lol::lol: Shave-by-fire. I love it.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Byrnzie wrote:
    It's worse. I don't put my mouth or nose near anyone's pits - stinky or otherwise. Though hairy legs would be weird. Not sure what Id' do about that - maybe get her to hop over the bonfire a few times.

    :lol::lol: Shave-by-fire. I love it.
    :lol::lol:

    nice

    that's a good point...

    so if just ugly...shag quickly...to enjoy your last days of bush free freedom...plus it will be dark, so does it really matter what she looks like.....
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  • Horos
    Horos Posts: 4,518
    :wtf: :shock: :crazy:
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    #FHP
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Horos wrote:
    :wtf: :shock: :crazy:
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    :shock: we're gonna need a bigger fire.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    i'm going to hope for a woman that doesn't have natuarlly hairly legs
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  • Get_Right
    Get_Right Posts: 14,168
    If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
    As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn. :lol::lol:
  • Horos
    Horos Posts: 4,518
    Get_Right wrote:
    If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
    As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn. :lol::lol:
    What about a little flap? Did you see my first pic? Suppose you could roll her in the sand and look for the wet spot.
    #FHP
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Get_Right wrote:
    If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
    As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn. :lol::lol:

    :fp: Have some standards man! :lol: That little goat in 81's pic is fuzzy, wet, and warm. The fire idea will work. Im excited about the fire idea. in fact I may test drive it on my chest again soon.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Horos wrote:
    Get_Right wrote:
    If your truly stuck on a desert island you are not going to care about a little fur.
    As long as its wet and warm you will be in like Flynn. :lol::lol:
    What about a little flap? Did you see my first pic? Suppose you could roll her in the sand and look for the wet spot.

    WOW :lol::lol::lol:

    or just use a roll
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