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  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    Is there a Yorkshire tartan....?
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    K.T. wrote:
    OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH some ass!!!!! Look at what i´m missing..........!!! DAMN

    missing? missing? its an open invite... there are other ladies coming along with a similar fetish such as the one you speak of... all are, strangely enough, most welcome :)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ScotInAmsterdam
    ScotInAmsterdam Posts: 1,004
    we are creating such a positive vibe that people want us at their gigs in the summer!!!!

    You ain;t missing anything baby!!!! This will be going on all summer!!!!
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    UKDave wrote:
    Is there a Yorkshire tartan....?

    Yorkshiremen are that tight Dave they use Travel Rugs ;)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    Yorkshiremen are that tight Dave they use Travel Rugs ;)
    :) you cheeky bastard!! :)
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • I Scot ID
    I Scot ID Posts: 275
    All summer? It doesnt stop.....Kilted tours, Kilted gigs, Kilted random nights on the town in major cities in Europe.

    All a fucking scream!!!

    Amsterdam, Prague, Berlin.......

    Nakedness guaranteed
  • ScotInAmsterdam
    ScotInAmsterdam Posts: 1,004
    I think we should start a Pearl jam tartan army:


    http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~scottk01/
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    UKDave wrote:
    :) you cheeky bastard!! :)

    Dave, you are the 17,964th person to call me that :)

    i'm sorry buddy :o
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • UKDave
    UKDave Posts: 5,557
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    Dave, you are the 17,964th person to call me that :)

    i'm sorry buddy :o

    No worries mate, made me laugh... either that or it was a lager burp.....?!
    Astoria Crew
    Troubled souls unite, we got ourselves tonight...
    Astoria, Dublin, Reading 06
    Katowice, Wembley 07
    SBE, Manchester, O2 09
    Hyde Park 10
    Manchester 1&2 12
    This is just g'bye for now...
  • ScotInAmsterdam
    ScotInAmsterdam Posts: 1,004
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    Dave, you are the 17,964th person to call me that :)

    i'm sorry buddy :o

    you count???

    whaat about???? drunken bastard???
  • K.T.
    K.T. Posts: 35
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    ass?? ass? is this some weird biblical re-enactment with an ass and 3 drunk scots wisemen.

    its arse... there are no Americans coming... i dont want to see a donkey hinging from yer kilt :D


    so dunkman.....I´m learning fast. It´s ARSE not ASS right???? anything else i should know when dealing with kilted men????
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    ScotInAmsterdam wrote:
    you count???

    yeah upto a gwangillion then i usually get bored!

    unless you were swearing at me and threw in an un-required "o" in the word "count".
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    K.T. wrote:
    so dunkman.....I´m learning fast. It´s ARSE not ASS right???? anything else i should know when dealing with kilted men????

    its arse for Scottish guys at least... not sure about "dahn sahff" :confused:

    anything else??? yeah... use Nivea to ensure smoothness of hand so that the inevitable grope of arse cheek is smooth for us guys ;)


    Edit... getting so heat up i typed frope instead of grope
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • K.T.
    K.T. Posts: 35
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    missing? missing? its an open invite... there are other ladies coming along with a similar fetish such as the one you speak of... all are, strangely enough, most welcome :)

    Believe me babyyyyy- i would LOVEEEEEEEEE to be there.....Alas, it ain´t gonna happen....atleast not this time......
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    UKDave wrote:
    No worries mate, made me laugh... either that or it was a lager burp.....?!

    nice... i'm on the red again tonight... listening to The Gorge boot :cool:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • ScotInAmsterdam
    ScotInAmsterdam Posts: 1,004
    K.T. wrote:
    so dunkman.....I´m learning fast. It´s ARSE not ASS right???? anything else i should know when dealing with kilted men????

    We're rugged... hairy... and have mountain climbing buttocks and thighs... forearms of steal from swinging broad swords...

    Thats traditionally... we used this greater genetic make up to form the pub crawl which utilised the leg muscles and also the forearms for lifting heay pints of beer...
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    K.T. wrote:
    Believe me babyyyyy- i would LOVEEEEEEEEE to be there.....Alas, it ain´t gonna happen....atleast not this time......

    i'm thinking i would have loved you to be there as well ;)

    ach well... theres always a next time :cool:
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.
  • K.T.
    K.T. Posts: 35
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    its arse for Scottish guys at least... not sure about "dahn sahff" :confused:

    anything else??? yeah... use Nivea to ensure smoothness of hand so that the inevitable frope of arse cheek is smooth for us guys ;)

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....Nivea.....Excellent......excellent tip.....will remember that for my next encounter with a Scotsman.....
  • K.T.
    K.T. Posts: 35
    dunkman1974 wrote:
    i'm thinking i would have loved you to be there as well ;)

    ach well... theres always a next time :cool:


    ooohhhh you would have loved me being there......i promise......
  • dunkman
    dunkman Posts: 19,646
    K.T. wrote:
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....Nivea.....Excellent......excellent tip.....will remember that for my next encounter with a Scotsman.....


    you do that... *please be me* *please be me* :D

    so you are'nt K.T. Tunstall then :);)
    oh scary... 40000 morbidly obese christians wearing fanny packs invading europe is probably the least scariest thing since I watched an edited version of The Care Bears movie in an extremely brightly lit cinema.

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