The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Annie Hall: So I told her about, about the family and about my feelings towards men and about my relationship with my brother. And then she mentioned penis envy. Do you know about that?

    Alvy Singer: Me? I'm, I'm one of the few males who suffers from that.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago.
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    throws up

    "Carrots? Why is it always carrots? I didn't even eat carrots!"
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "let's go get thrown out of the Applebee's"
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    Judge: Do you swear...

    Curly: No, but I know all the woids.
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
    I lost a bet...
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "It does have a little wang to it."
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

    Love it!
  • Heisenberg
    Heisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,958
    rearviewross wrote:
    I'm no slouch myself
    Don't sell your self short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.


    People say I'm an idiot because I cut grass...
    People don't say that... as far as you know

    "We have a pool and a pond...pond would be good for you"
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    berry-break-20-4.gif?w=500&h=280
    I lost a bet...
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    Heisenberg wrote:
    rearviewross wrote:
    I'm no slouch myself
    Don't sell your self short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.


    People say I'm an idiot because I cut grass...
    People don't say that... as far as you know

    "We have a pool and a pond...pond would be good for you"

    Whats your address... you live on Briar right?

    Yep, 2 :lol:

    Greatest scene in any comedy ever...

    Cannonball... cannonball coming.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrcgjMJmvNg
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Oh, thank God, vibrator repair!"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    "Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    From Grandam's Boy - I love this movie.

    Grace: I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
    Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
    Grace: Not after I got through with him.
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    rearviewross wrote:
    From Grandam's Boy - I love this movie.

    Grace: I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
    Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
    Grace: Not after I got through with him.

    :lol::lol:

    And this...
    Grace: So how much time do we have?
    Jeff: Oh, at least enough time to 69.
    Grace: Ooh..Just like Don Knotts
    Jeff: Mmm, hello Mayberry!
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    I want my two dollars!!
    I lost a bet...
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    :lol::lol::lol:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    I want my two dollars!!
  • cubBEE_girl
    cubBEE_girl Waiting for next year... Posts: 3,367
    davidtrios wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    I want my two dollars!!

    I love that movie! :lol::lol:
    I lost a bet...
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    :lol::lol::lol:
    cubBEE_girl wrote:
    I want my two dollars!!

    I love that movie! :lol::lol:

    Pure snow!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    "So you tell me what's worse"?

    "No Speech, or Speech and Howard Cosell"?

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