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  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    Every piece of this is man's bullshit. They call this war a cloud over the land. But they made the weather and then they stand in the rain and say 'Shit, it's raining!' Ruby Thewes, Cold Mountain
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • The Waiting Trophy Man
    The Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Wilson!!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • oceaninmyeyes
    oceaninmyeyes Posts: 4,646
    ...I want our friends to benefit from the wisdom of my experience. Right now everything is great. Everyone is happy. Everyone is in love. And that's wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. (He picks up a blue dinner plate) This eight-dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of 'That's mine, this is yours.'...Please. Jess, Marie, do me a favor. For your own good. Put your name in your books right now. Before they get mixed up and you don't know whose is whose. Because someday, believe it or not, you'll go fifteen rounds over who's gonna get this coffee table - this stupid wagon-wheel, Roy Rogers, garage-sale coffee table.

    (Harry, When Harry Met Sally)
    And the sun it may be shining . . . but there's an ocean in my eyes
  • HGK
    HGK Posts: 94
    How the fuck do you always have like two good-looking girls who want you? You're the most hideous fucking chud I've ever met, and you always have a pair of girls fighting over you.
    I change by not changing
  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    you're the worst thing that ever happened to me
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love!"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    dankind wrote:
    "Don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love!"

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,289
    I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS!?!
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "how would you like to make 14 bucks the hard way?"
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    ”You know, for kids!”
  • pjhawks
    pjhawks Posts: 12,907
    "excuse me why i whip this out" - Blazing Saddles

    "that's a fake laugh by the way" - The Hangover

    "I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen" - Say Anything

    "if you miss this shot, you've been beaten not once, but twice, by a slow white geeky chump" - White Men Can't Jump

    Billy Hoyle "he called me a honky motherfucker and said i couldn't score"
    Stuki brother "you are a honky motherfucker"
    Billy Hoyle "but i can score" - White Men Can't Jump
  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    Because. When I watch you eat. When I see you asleep. When I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "I hate the living"
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Train dodge. Dig it.
    WI '98,  WI '99 (EV),  WI '00,  Chgo '00,  MO '00,  Champaign '03,  Chgo '03,  WI '03,  IN '03,  MI '04,  Chgo '06:N1 & 2,  WI '06,  Chgo '07,  Chgo '08 (EV:N1),  Chgo '09:N1 & 2,  Chgo '11 (EV:N1),  WI '11:N1 & 2,  Philly '12,  Wrigley '13,  Pitt '13,  Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 2
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "I love this place at night, the stars. There's no right or wrong in them. They're just there. "
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "wait for the shake"
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in the gulliver so had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for wakening."
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "I think I'm in love with a retard"

    "is he taller than me?"
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "My cat can eat a whole watermelon."
    I SAW PEARL JAM

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