The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    shoot.......the......glass
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    "Goddammit, I'd piss on a spark plug if I thought it'd do any good! "
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "they can't do that to our pledges, only WE can do that to our pledges!!!"
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Please step with the same foot at the same time, my tits are falling off
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    Mom, I am going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!

    Clark!!

    second biggest
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,378
    norm wrote:
    it's only the biggest goddamn hole in the world!

    Clark!!

    second biggest

    :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
    Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!

    --step brothers
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "ARgo fuck yourself!!!!"
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    davidtrios wrote:
    Let it Ride with Richard Dreyfus:

    Jay Trotter: May I... buy you a drink?
    Mrs. Davis: I don't see why not. I'm on the pill.

    Greenberg: She has very long legs.
    Vicki: Thanks. They go from my ass all the way to the floor.


    here you go speedy
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    "The battle of Helm's Deep is over; the battle for Middle Earth is about to begin."

    :orockout-smiley.gif
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Hey, Sal, how come they ain't no brothas on the wall?"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,316
    500 fights, that's the number I figured when I was a kid. 500 street fights and you could consider yourself a legitimate tough guy. You need them for experience. To develop leather skin. So I got started. Of course along the way you stop thinking about being tough and all that. It stops being the point. You get past the silliness of it all. But then, after, you realize that's what you are.
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    [In a telephone booth with the door closed]
    Raymond: Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
    Charlie: Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?
    Raymond: Fart.
    Charlie: [Trying unsuccessfully to open the door] How can you stand that?
    Raymond: I don't mind it.
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "Ursula! I'm naked!"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    in honorof the just announced clerks 3:

    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
    Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead!
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    davidtrios wrote:
    in honorof the just announced clerks 3:

    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
    Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead!

    572caa23351410d4c8093d7ee8cf4e7f.jpg
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • davidtrios
    davidtrios Posts: 9,732
    dankind wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    in honorof the just announced clerks 3:

    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
    Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead!

    572caa23351410d4c8093d7ee8cf4e7f.jpg

    :lol:
  • dustinpardue
    dustinpardue Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,829
    keeponrockin wrote:
    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

    What is this from?
    "All I Ever Knew" available now in print and digital formats at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and iBooks.
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    dustinpardue wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

    What is this from?


    Big Lewbowski

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