The Great Movie Quotes Thread

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  • dustinpardue
    dustinpardue Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,829
    We got out there were the geese were and only then did we realize that we had forgotten our shotguns, so of course we didn't bag any geese. You couldn't approach em. Wise bunch of birds.....
    "All I Ever Knew" available now in print and digital formats at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and iBooks.
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    BinauralJam wrote:
    dustinpardue wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

    What is this from?


    Big Lewbowski

    Comedy Central edit : "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    davidtrios wrote:
    in honorof the just announced clerks 3:

    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
    Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead!
    He couldn't just leave well enough alone with "Clerks." I haven't seen the second one.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Newch91 wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    in honorof the just announced clerks 3:

    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
    Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead!
    He couldn't just leave well enough alone with "Clerks." I haven't seen the second one.


    He's making a third
  • dustinpardue
    dustinpardue Las Vegas, NV Posts: 1,829
    I hope beastiality is legal in Amsterdam because that girl's a fucking cow.
    "All I Ever Knew" available now in print and digital formats at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and iBooks.
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    You see what those Canadians pulled off? Why cant we do something like that?

    I said to her, you know what i said?

    No, what?

    Argo Fuck Yourself!!!

    :lol::lol::lol:
  • JK_Livin
    JK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Sometimes Malvert pee red
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,316
    dustinpardue wrote:
    keeponrockin wrote:
    "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

    What is this from?
    Debbie Does Dallas Pt. 5
    Be Excellent To Each Other
    Party On, Dudes!
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    JK_Livin wrote:
    Sometimes Malvert pee red


    Horse Head book ends
  • RVCJJ3J
    RVCJJ3J Posts: 121
    All the Baldwins are dead? -Mr. Garrison
    Memorial Stadium-October 4, 1996; Riverbend Music Center- August 20, 2000; Post-Gazette Pavilion-September 5, 2000; Verizon Wireless Ampitheatre Charlotte-April 16, 2003; US Bank Arena-June 24, 2006; Scottrade Center-May 4, 2010; Consol Energy Center-October 11, 2013(On the Rail!); Time Warner Cable Arena-October 30, 2013
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Newch91 wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    in honorof the just announced clerks 3:

    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
    Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead!
    He couldn't just leave well enough alone with "Clerks." I haven't seen the second one.


    He's making a third
    Yep. I know. The first one is a classic.

    "Don't go sucking any dicks on the way home!"
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • SatansFuton
    SatansFuton Posts: 5,399
    I thought Clerks 2 was really funny. It has a very different feel, but still good. Randall is twice as funny in Clerks 2, in my opinion. Randall and Elias together are so hilarious, especially the Pillow Pants scene. Elias might be the funniest character in any Kevin Smith film.
    "See a broad to get dat booty yak 'em, leg 'er down, a smack 'em yak 'em!"
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Lloyd Dobler: I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "This is your receipt for your husband -- and this is my receipt for your receipt."
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • afroannnie
    afroannnie Posts: 12,995
    " I can see your dirty pillows!"
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    BinauralJam wrote:
    You see what those Canadians pulled off? Why cant we do something like that?

    I said to her, you know what i said?

    No, what?

    Argo Fuck Yourself!!!

    :lol::lol::lol:

    love that
  • dankind
    dankind Posts: 20,841
    "You got a dart in your head, ya dumb shit!"
    I SAW PEARL JAM
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    "May I have ten thousand marbles please?"
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    Newch91 wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    davidtrios wrote:
    in honorof the just announced clerks 3:

    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
    Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
    Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead!
    He couldn't just leave well enough alone with "Clerks." I haven't seen the second one.
    Yep. I know. The first one is a classic.

    "Don't go sucking any dicks on the way home!"

    Hey, you, get back here!
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.
  • rearviewross
    rearviewross Posts: 3,055
    I'm no slouch myself
    Don't sell your self short judge, you're a tremendous slouch.


    People say I'm an idiot because I cut grass...
    People don't say that... as far as you know
    Forced to endure, what I cannot forgive.

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