Is there a Doctor in the house?

SPEEDY MCCREADY
SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
edited February 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
WTF am I doing wrong here?
Plenty of fluids
Motrin
Under the blankets
And I just cant get rid of this fucking fever.
It was 102 Sunday, and 5 days later its a little over 101.
Im getting fucking delirious here. :lol::lol::lol:
WTF else can I do here?
Plus these muscle aches in my legs, just REFUSE to go away.

Im a fucking mess.
:|:|
Take me piece by piece.....
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
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  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    Did you make out a Will?
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    a fever of over 100 for 5 straight days??

    that just can't be good speedy...go to a doctor
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Did you make out a Will?
    You want my fishing poles or my bowling balls?
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    norm wrote:
    a fever of over 100 for 5 straight days??

    that just can't be good speedy...go to a doctor
    Motrin will bring it down temporary
    Then a few hours later its back up
    Nitetime is the worst, I get the chills, high fever, etc, then I take some Nyquil and pass out for 9 hours.

    I hear ya, tomorrow its a trip to the emergency room.
    I just cant fucking take this anymore.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    Speedy, see what happens when you lose all that weight? ;)
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    Dr. Delight wrote:
    Speedy, see what happens when you lose all that weight? ;)
    Im a fucking mess.
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    norm wrote:
    a fever of over 100 for 5 straight days??

    that just can't be good speedy...go to a doctor
    Motrin will bring it down temporary
    Then a few hours later its back up
    Nitetime is the worst, I get the chills, high fever, etc, then I take some Nyquil and pass out for 9 hours.

    I hear ya, tomorrow its a trip to the emergency room.
    I just cant fucking take this anymore.
    should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dont let them trick you while you're down, keep your pole and balls, you may need them when you feel better! :P

    Get better man!
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • Dr. Delight
    Dr. Delight Posts: 11,210
    LloydXmas wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    norm wrote:
    a fever of over 100 for 5 straight days??

    that just can't be good speedy...go to a doctor
    Motrin will bring it down temporary
    Then a few hours later its back up
    Nitetime is the worst, I get the chills, high fever, etc, then I take some Nyquil and pass out for 9 hours.

    I hear ya, tomorrow its a trip to the emergency room.
    I just cant fucking take this anymore.
    should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.
    This. All this wacky weather is not helping things.
    And so you see, I have come to doubt
    All that I once held as true
    I stand alone without beliefs
    The only truth I know is you.
  • BinauralJam
    BinauralJam Posts: 14,158
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Did you make out a Will?
    You want my fishing poles or my bowling balls?

    Fish-ing poles! i'm not into Balls

    You know Porn can take your mind off of being sick...just don't finish or you'll feel worse than before.
  • SPEEDY MCCREADY
    SPEEDY MCCREADY Posts: 27,052
    LloydXmas wrote:
    should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.
    I called Mr. Doctor, he didnt have time to see me. The piece of shit. He had his little secretary call me and tell me to take Motrin, and drink plenty of fluids. NO SHIT SHERLOCK! They told me to call them Sunday if I am still feeling bad.

    Fuck him.
    Im insured.
    Ill do the emergency room and tell them I have chest pains.
    That way Im in the FRONT ROW!!!!
    :lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • voidofman
    voidofman Posts: 4,009
    Honey and cinnamon in hot water / tea. Drink a few cups over the next couple days and it should help.
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    BinauralJam wrote:
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    BinauralJam wrote:
    Did you make out a Will?
    You want my fishing poles or my bowling balls?

    Fish-ing poles! i'm not into Balls

    You know Porn can take your mind off of being sick...just don't finish or you'll feel worse than before.

    :lol: I imagine blue b*lls can get your mind off anything.
    Pick up my debut novel here on amazon: Jonny Bails Floatin (in paperback) (also available on Kindle for $2.99)
  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    is it a tumor?
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:
    LloydXmas wrote:
    should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.
    I called Mr. Doctor, he didnt have time to see me. The piece of shit. He had his little secretary call me and tell me to take Motrin, and drink plenty of fluids. NO SHIT SHERLOCK! They told me to call them Sunday if I am still feeling bad.

    Fuck him.
    Im insured.
    Ill do the emergency room and tell them I have chest pains.
    That way Im in the FRONT ROW!!!!
    :lol::lol::lol:
    And this is why health care costs are so high. :fp: :fp:

    The system sucks and yes, I work for one of the majors
  • dimitrispearljam
    dimitrispearljam Posts: 139,726
    my doctor told me to post more in the forum is the best antibiotic.. :P
    "...Dimitri...He talks to me...'.."The Ghost of Greece..".
    "..That's One Happy Fuckin Ghost.."
    “..That came up on the Pillow Case...This is for the Greek, With Our Apologies.....”
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/c ... ic/flu.htm
    81 is now off the air

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  • Jason P
    Jason P Posts: 19,394
    I suggest seeing Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing to cure your ills

    :geek:

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    Party On, Dudes!
  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    voidofman wrote:
    Honey and cinnamon in hot water / tea. Drink a few cups over the next couple days and it should help.

    i tried that the other day and it upset my stomach.

    i' drink bragg's apple cider vinegar and raw honey in a cup of hot water. i haven't had a cold or the flu in about 8 years.



    i also found this: (take pictures if you try it!) :P

    Soak a handkerchief or paper towel in 2-3 egg whites. Apply this to the feet and cover the feet with socks. The egg whites work to bring the heat of the fever down to the feet instead of in the head and upper body. You should see results with this method in as little as 30 minutes to 1 hour. It’s said that in very high fevers the egg whites will even begin to cook a little!
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    you're obviously drinking the wrong fluids


    no, seriously
    go see a doctor
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"

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