Is there a Doctor in the house?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

WTF am I doing wrong here?
Plenty of fluids
Motrin
Under the blankets
And I just cant get rid of this fucking fever.
It was 102 Sunday, and 5 days later its a little over 101.
Im getting fucking delirious here.
WTF else can I do here?
Plus these muscle aches in my legs, just REFUSE to go away.

Im a fucking mess.

BinauralJam

Did you make out a Will?

norm

a fever of over 100 for 5 straight days??

that just can't be good speedy...go to a doctor

SPEEDY MCCREADY

BinauralJam wrote:

Did you make out a Will?

You want my fishing poles or my bowling balls?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

norm wrote:

a fever of over 100 for 5 straight days??

that just can't be good speedy...go to a doctor

Motrin will bring it down temporary
Then a few hours later its back up
Nitetime is the worst, I get the chills, high fever, etc, then I take some Nyquil and pass out for 9 hours.

I hear ya, tomorrow its a trip to the emergency room.
I just cant fucking take this anymore.

Dr. Delight

Speedy, see what happens when you lose all that weight?

SPEEDY MCCREADY

Dr. Delight wrote:

Speedy, see what happens when you lose all that weight?

Im a fucking mess.

LloydXmas

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

norm wrote:

a fever of over 100 for 5 straight days??

that just can't be good speedy...go to a doctor

Motrin will bring it down temporary
Then a few hours later its back up
Nitetime is the worst, I get the chills, high fever, etc, then I take some Nyquil and pass out for 9 hours.

I hear ya, tomorrow its a trip to the emergency room.
I just cant fucking take this anymore.

should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.

JonnyPistachio

Dont let them trick you while you're down, keep your pole and balls, you may need them when you feel better! :P

Get better man!

Dr. Delight

LloydXmas wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

norm wrote:

a fever of over 100 for 5 straight days??

that just can't be good speedy...go to a doctor

Motrin will bring it down temporary
Then a few hours later its back up
Nitetime is the worst, I get the chills, high fever, etc, then I take some Nyquil and pass out for 9 hours.

I hear ya, tomorrow its a trip to the emergency room.
I just cant fucking take this anymore.

should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.

This. All this wacky weather is not helping things.

BinauralJam

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

Did you make out a Will?

You want my fishing poles or my bowling balls?

Fish-ing poles! i'm not into Balls

You know Porn can take your mind off of being sick...just don't finish or you'll feel worse than before.

SPEEDY MCCREADY

LloydXmas wrote:

should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.

I called Mr. Doctor, he didnt have time to see me. The piece of shit. He had his little secretary call me and tell me to take Motrin, and drink plenty of fluids. NO SHIT SHERLOCK! They told me to call them Sunday if I am still feeling bad.

Fuck him.
Im insured.
Ill do the emergency room and tell them I have chest pains.
That way Im in the FRONT ROW!!!!

voidofman

Honey and cinnamon in hot water / tea. Drink a few cups over the next couple days and it should help.

JonnyPistachio

BinauralJam wrote:

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

BinauralJam wrote:

Did you make out a Will?

You want my fishing poles or my bowling balls?

Fish-ing poles! i'm not into Balls

You know Porn can take your mind off of being sick...just don't finish or you'll feel worse than before.

I imagine blue b*lls can get your mind off anything.

rick1zoo2

is it a tumor?

LloydXmas

SPEEDY MCCREADY wrote:

LloydXmas wrote:

should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.

I called Mr. Doctor, he didnt have time to see me. The piece of shit. He had his little secretary call me and tell me to take Motrin, and drink plenty of fluids. NO SHIT SHERLOCK! They told me to call them Sunday if I am still feeling bad.

Fuck him.
Im insured.
Ill do the emergency room and tell them I have chest pains.
That way Im in the FRONT ROW!!!!

And this is why health care costs are so high. :fp: :fp:

The system sucks and yes, I work for one of the majors

dimitrispearljam

my doctor told me to post more in the forum is the best antibiotic.. :P

81

http://science.howstuffworks.com/life/c ... ic/flu.htm

Jason P

I suggest seeing Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing to cure your ills

:geek:

shortstack

voidofman wrote:

Honey and cinnamon in hot water / tea. Drink a few cups over the next couple days and it should help.

i tried that the other day and it upset my stomach.

i' drink bragg's apple cider vinegar and raw honey in a cup of hot water. i haven't had a cold or the flu in about 8 years.



i also found this: (take pictures if you try it!) :P

Soak a handkerchief or paper towel in 2-3 egg whites. Apply this to the feet and cover the feet with socks. The egg whites work to bring the heat of the fever down to the feet instead of in the head and upper body. You should see results with this method in as little as 30 minutes to 1 hour. It’s said that in very high fevers the egg whites will even begin to cook a little!

mysticweed

you're obviously drinking the wrong fluids


no, seriously
go see a doctor