Is there a Doctor in the house?

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  • hedonist
    hedonist Posts: 24,524
    I'm typically not one to say "men are this" and "women are that" but jeezus...

    Most men I know regress to babyhood as soon as the sniffling starts :P
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    hedonist wrote:
    I'm typically not one to say "men are this" and "women are that" but jeezus...

    Most men I know regress to babyhood as soon as the sniffling starts :P

    Hear hear!!! Women can have the worst flu ever and men are all "oh leave me alone, I don't want to get sick" or "stop being a baby". But the second they have a little cough it's "oh honey take care of me, I'm dying!"

    :fp: :fp: :fp:
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  • shortstack
    shortstack Posts: 2,339
    101 temperature.
    Bone shattering chills.
    Head going to explode.
    Every bone in my body hurts, even my hair.

    Flu shot my Ass, it's working well.

    :wtf:
    Dont ask for any advice here.

    Honey
    Cinnamon
    Apple Vinegar

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Well ok I will also share my families secret.

    Take 1 oreo cookie, and snap it in half. Take one half and stick it in your left nosrtil. Now take the other half, lick the filling, and stick it between your Big Toe, and 2nd Toe, on your left foot. Now hop on your right foot 3 times, while attempting to do the chicken dance.

    You will feel better, in a few minutes.

    don't knock natural cures until you've tried them
    did you see me? i saw you.
  • Mamasan23 wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    I'm typically not one to say "men are this" and "women are that" but jeezus...

    Most men I know regress to babyhood as soon as the sniffling starts :P

    Hear hear!!! Women can have the worst flu ever and men are all "oh leave me alone, I don't want to get sick" or "stop being a baby". But the second they have a little cough it's "oh honey take care of me, I'm dying!"

    :fp: :fp: :fp:

    I fail to see the issue
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    hedonist wrote:
    I'm typically not one to say "men are this" and "women are that" but jeezus...

    Most men I know regress to babyhood as soon as the sniffling starts :P

    Hear hear!!! Women can have the worst flu ever and men are all "oh leave me alone, I don't want to get sick" or "stop being a baby". But the second they have a little cough it's "oh honey take care of me, I'm dying!"

    :fp: :fp: :fp:

    I fail to see the issue

    :|
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  • Mamasan23 wrote:

    :|

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    I stayed away from the person with the flu so I didn't get the flu. Makes sense to me
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    I stayed away from the person with the flu so I didn't get the flu. Makes sense to me

    yup...

    so far so good.

    the quarintine has been effective so far. :lol:

    she tried to come down the stairs last night to get some OJ. i said. no...back up stairs with you. :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    81 wrote:
    I stayed away from the person with the flu so I didn't get the flu. Makes sense to me

    yup...

    so far so good.

    the quarintine has been effective so far. :lol:

    she tried to come down the stairs last night to get some OJ. i said. no...back up stairs with you. :lol:

    Maybe you should spray her with bleach while you are at it.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:
    I stayed away from the person with the flu so I didn't get the flu. Makes sense to me

    yup...

    so far so good.

    the quarintine has been effective so far. :lol:

    she tried to come down the stairs last night to get some OJ. i said. no...back up stairs with you. :lol:

    That poor, poor girl!
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    81 wrote:
    I stayed away from the person with the flu so I didn't get the flu. Makes sense to me

    yup...

    so far so good.

    the quarintine has been effective so far. :lol:

    she tried to come down the stairs last night to get some OJ. i said. no...back up stairs with you. :lol:

    Maybe you should spray her with bleach while you are at it.

    :think: not a bad idea.
    81 is now off the air

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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    I stayed away from the person with the flu so I didn't get the flu. Makes sense to me

    yup...

    so far so good.

    the quarintine has been effective so far. :lol:

    she tried to come down the stairs last night to get some OJ. i said. no...back up stairs with you. :lol:

    That poor, poor girl!


    sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    81 wrote:
    sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.

    Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.

    Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!

    :lol::lol:
  • Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.

    Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
    It only took him 2 sentences...
    To be Full Of Shit!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Take me piece by piece.....
    Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.

    Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!

    the if i gotta be sick, you gotta be sick rule supersedes the first rule. :P :P :P
    81 is now off the air

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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.

    Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
    It only took him 2 sentences...
    To be Full Of Shit!

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

    :lol::lol:

    Too bad he doesn't have a FAT ASS because he needs to be kicked in it!!! :lol::lol::lol:
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  • Mamasan23 wrote:
    81 wrote:
    sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.

    Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!

    It can be implied he doesn't know that he is sick yet before he goes into the office.

    By quarantining the woman, he is making a conscious effort to slow the movement of the virus.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390

    It can be implied he doesn't know that he is sick yet before he goes into the office.

    By quarantining the woman, he is making a conscious effort to slow the movement of the virus.

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  • Mamasan23 wrote:

    It can be implied he doesn't know that he is sick yet before he goes into the office.

    By quarantining the woman, he is making a conscious effort to slow the movement of the virus.

    Okay... just one more thing before I go

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  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 32,092
    Why is it that everytime i read 81's post i think of Dwight Shrewd :lol:
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....