Hate to tell you this 81, actually I am kind of enjoying it, she was probably most contagious in the prodromal period before she started showing symptoms. Unless you have had this virus before, you are probably doomed. And you really don't need a mask, unless you are close by her. But the virus can live on surfaces for a while, so wash your hands like crazyl
yup...i'm most likely fucked. i needed to lose a few pounds any ways. :fp:
should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.
I called Mr. Doctor, he didnt have time to see me. The piece of shit. He had his little secretary call me and tell me to take Motrin, and drink plenty of fluids. NO SHIT SHERLOCK! They told me to call them Sunday if I am still feeling bad.
Fuck him.
Im insured.
Ill do the emergency room and tell them I have chest pains.
That way Im in the FRONT ROW!!!!
101 temperature.
Bone shattering chills.
Head going to explode.
Every bone in my body hurts, even my hair.
Flu shot my Ass, it's working well.
:wtf:
Dont ask for any advice here.
Honey
Cinnamon
Apple Vinegar
Well ok I will also share my families secret.
Take 1 oreo cookie, and snap it in half. Take one half and stick it in your left nosrtil. Now take the other half, lick the filling, and stick it between your Big Toe, and 2nd Toe, on your left foot. Now hop on your right foot 3 times, while attempting to do the chicken dance.
You will feel better, in a few minutes.
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
should have called the doc on day 2. might have the flu. I think I heard that it was going around.
I called Mr. Doctor, he didnt have time to see me. The piece of shit. He had his little secretary call me and tell me to take Motrin, and drink plenty of fluids. NO SHIT SHERLOCK! They told me to call them Sunday if I am still feeling bad.
Fuck him.
Im insured.
Ill do the emergency room and tell them I have chest pains.
That way Im in the FRONT ROW!!!!
101 temperature.
Bone shattering chills.
Head going to explode.
Every bone in my body hurts, even my hair.
Flu shot my Ass, it's working well.
:wtf:
Dont ask for any advice here.
Honey
Cinnamon
Apple Vinegar
Well ok I will also share my families secret.
Take 1 oreo cookie, and snap it in half. Take one half and stick it in your left nosrtil. Now take the other half, lick the filling, and stick it between your Big Toe, and 2nd Toe, on your left foot. Now hop on your right foot 3 times, while attempting to do the chicken dance.
I'm typically not one to say "men are this" and "women are that" but jeezus...
Most men I know regress to babyhood as soon as the sniffling starts :P
Hear hear!!! Women can have the worst flu ever and men are all "oh leave me alone, I don't want to get sick" or "stop being a baby". But the second they have a little cough it's "oh honey take care of me, I'm dying!"
:fp: :fp: :fp:
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101 temperature.
Bone shattering chills.
Head going to explode.
Every bone in my body hurts, even my hair.
Flu shot my Ass, it's working well.
:wtf:
Dont ask for any advice here.
Honey
Cinnamon
Apple Vinegar
Well ok I will also share my families secret.
Take 1 oreo cookie, and snap it in half. Take one half and stick it in your left nosrtil. Now take the other half, lick the filling, and stick it between your Big Toe, and 2nd Toe, on your left foot. Now hop on your right foot 3 times, while attempting to do the chicken dance.
I'm typically not one to say "men are this" and "women are that" but jeezus...
Most men I know regress to babyhood as soon as the sniffling starts :P
Hear hear!!! Women can have the worst flu ever and men are all "oh leave me alone, I don't want to get sick" or "stop being a baby". But the second they have a little cough it's "oh honey take care of me, I'm dying!"
I'm typically not one to say "men are this" and "women are that" but jeezus...
Most men I know regress to babyhood as soon as the sniffling starts :P
Hear hear!!! Women can have the worst flu ever and men are all "oh leave me alone, I don't want to get sick" or "stop being a baby". But the second they have a little cough it's "oh honey take care of me, I'm dying!"
:fp: :fp: :fp:
I fail to see the issue
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I stayed away from the person with the flu so I didn't get the flu. Makes sense to me
yup...
so far so good.
the quarintine has been effective so far.
she tried to come down the stairs last night to get some OJ. i said. no...back up stairs with you.
That poor, poor girl!
sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.
sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.
Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
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sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.
Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.
Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
It only took him 2 sentences...
To be Full Of Shit!
Take me piece by piece..... Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.
Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
the if i gotta be sick, you gotta be sick rule supersedes the first rule. :P :P :P
sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.
Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
It only took him 2 sentences...
To be Full Of Shit!
Too bad he doesn't have a FAT ASS because he needs to be kicked in it!!!
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sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.
Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
It can be implied he doesn't know that he is sick yet before he goes into the office.
By quarantining the woman, he is making a conscious effort to slow the movement of the virus.
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yup...i'm most likely fucked. i needed to lose a few pounds any ways. :fp:
why am I laughing? she came home from a weekend with sick niece and nephew and chugged the OJ and got right into bed with a fever.
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
Bone shattering chills.
Head going to explode.
Every bone in my body hurts, even my hair.
Flu shot my Ass, it's working well.
:wtf:
Honey
Cinnamon
Apple Vinegar
Well ok I will also share my families secret.
Take 1 oreo cookie, and snap it in half. Take one half and stick it in your left nosrtil. Now take the other half, lick the filling, and stick it between your Big Toe, and 2nd Toe, on your left foot. Now hop on your right foot 3 times, while attempting to do the chicken dance.
You will feel better, in a few minutes.
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
I thought the ER was GA?
Double stuff or regular?
Thanks Dr. SPEEDY
:P
Most men I know regress to babyhood as soon as the sniffling starts :P
Hear hear!!! Women can have the worst flu ever and men are all "oh leave me alone, I don't want to get sick" or "stop being a baby". But the second they have a little cough it's "oh honey take care of me, I'm dying!"
:fp: :fp: :fp:
don't knock natural cures until you've tried them
I fail to see the issue
I stayed away from the person with the flu so I didn't get the flu. Makes sense to me
yup...
so far so good.
the quarintine has been effective so far.
she tried to come down the stairs last night to get some OJ. i said. no...back up stairs with you.
Maybe you should spray her with bleach while you are at it.
That poor, poor girl!
:think: not a bad idea.
sick people have a responsbility to not infect others. next thing you know, i have it, and because i don't waste sick days on sickness, i'd head to work...and then the office would have it. then they would spread it to their friends and family....and eventually, the six degree's of bacon would take over and you would be sick. you should be thanking me.
Your first sentence is in direct conflict with the second. You sir, are a hypocrite!
To be Full Of Shit!
Till there aint nothing left worth taking away from me.....
the if i gotta be sick, you gotta be sick rule supersedes the first rule. :P :P :P
Too bad he doesn't have a FAT ASS because he needs to be kicked in it!!!
It can be implied he doesn't know that he is sick yet before he goes into the office.
By quarantining the woman, he is making a conscious effort to slow the movement of the virus.
Okay... just one more thing before I go