Muffins are Lame

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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    I'm doing no such thing

    LIES!!!

    Quoted from FB after my friend gave her muffin recipe:
    "Nice... I might make these for someone I'll be seeing in July. hehehe"

    He's converting folks. It's happening.

    Yeah, make them for mca. :fp:
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Roommate bought two muffins today. :x
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Roommate bought two muffins today. :x

    I'm pretty sure that muffins are close to breakfast baked goods perfection.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:

    Yeah, make them for mca. :fp:

    :fp:
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  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Dissidentman wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Roommate bought two muffins today. :x

    I'm pretty sure that muffins are close to breakfast baked goods perfection.

    There's a shop by me that makes a helluva banana chocolate chip muffin. The fucker must be 2K calories though.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Roommate bought two muffins today. :x

    I'm pretty sure that muffins are close to breakfast baked goods perfection.

    There's a shop by me that makes a helluva banana chocolate chip muffin. The fucker must be 2K calories though.

    Uh huh

    Not worth it
  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    JonnyPistachio wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Roommate bought two muffins today. :x

    I'm pretty sure that muffins are close to breakfast baked goods perfection.

    There's a shop by me that makes a helluva banana chocolate chip muffin. The fucker must be 2K calories though.

    Sounds healthy enough...
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Dissidentman wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Roommate bought two muffins today. :x

    I'm pretty sure that muffins are close to breakfast baked goods perfection.

    Now there's the voice of reason!
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    if you don't like muffins something is wrong with you
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    chadwick wrote:
    if you don't like muffins something is wrong with you

    It could be some kind of a disease
  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,092
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    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    Lizard wrote:
    470_2582937.jpg

    :lol::lol:

    Also..yoga pants and a muffin...Will's head is probably going to explode!
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  • rick1zoo2
    rick1zoo2 between a rock and a dumb place Posts: 12,632
    moist
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Lizard wrote:
    470_2582937.jpg

    :lol::lol:

    Also..yoga pants and a muffin...Will's head is probably going to explode!

    :think:
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    Went to Starbucks this morning for some coffee.
    Woman in front of me got a blueberry muffin then proceeded to get drinks for 5 people.
    We're standing there right next to each other waiting for our drinks. Of course, it takes fn forever to get my drink because she ordered 5 drinks like "Grande vanilla latte, 120 degrees with half skim, half whole milk, with a dusting of cinnamon." :fp:

    I finally get my espresso, go out to my car to see annoying muffin woman fumbling around with her keys while holding 5 drinks and a damn muffin. One drink started to slip, she overcompensated and all 5 hit the ground. :lol::lol::lol: She was left standing there holding her stupid muffin with coffee soaked shoes!

    Mca47: " :lol::lol::lol::lol: "
  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Went to Starbucks this morning for some coffee.
    Woman in front of me got a blueberry muffin then proceeded to get drinks for 5 people.
    We're standing there right next to each other waiting for our drinks. Of course, it takes fn forever to get my drink because she ordered 5 drinks like "Grande vanilla latte, 120 degrees with half skim, half whole milk, with a dusting of cinnamon." :fp:

    I finally get my espresso, go out to my car to see annoying muffin woman fumbling around with her keys while holding 5 drinks and a damn muffin. One drink started to slip, she overcompensated and all 5 hit the ground. :lol::lol::lol: She was left standing there holding her stupid muffin with coffee soaked shoes!

    Mca47: " :lol::lol::lol::lol: "

    Fucking wackos! I never understood people and their goofy ass coffee... pour me one and make sure it's fucking black.

    Some people :fp:

    She then proceeded to eat the muffin and let the crumbs fall all over the ground, I'm sure.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,342
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Went to Starbucks this morning for some coffee.
    Woman in front of me got a blueberry muffin then proceeded to get drinks for 5 people.
    We're standing there right next to each other waiting for our drinks. Of course, it takes fn forever to get my drink because she ordered 5 drinks like "Grande vanilla latte, 120 degrees with half skim, half whole milk, with a dusting of cinnamon." :fp:

    I finally get my espresso, go out to my car to see annoying muffin woman fumbling around with her keys while holding 5 drinks and a damn muffin. One drink started to slip, she overcompensated and all 5 hit the ground. :lol::lol::lol: She was left standing there holding her stupid muffin with coffee soaked shoes!

    Mca47: " :lol::lol::lol::lol: "

    Fucking wackos! I never understood people and their goofy ass coffee... pour me one and make sure it's fucking black.

    Some people :fp:

    She then proceeded to eat the muffin and let the crumbs fall all over the ground, I'm sure.
    I'm sure! I bet after she stuffed that damn muffin in her mouth, while dropping crumbs fn everywhere....she proceeded to touch stuff with her sticky muffin fingers. The next person comes along and gets sticky muffin stick on their hands....

    Ugh!
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Tomorrow. Grilled muffin and coffee
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,894
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    mca47 wrote:
    Went to Starbucks this morning for some coffee.
    Woman in front of me got a blueberry muffin then proceeded to get drinks for 5 people.
    We're standing there right next to each other waiting for our drinks. Of course, it takes fn forever to get my drink because she ordered 5 drinks like "Grande vanilla latte, 120 degrees with half skim, half whole milk, with a dusting of cinnamon." :fp:

    I finally get my espresso, go out to my car to see annoying muffin woman fumbling around with her keys while holding 5 drinks and a damn muffin. One drink started to slip, she overcompensated and all 5 hit the ground. :lol::lol::lol: She was left standing there holding her stupid muffin with coffee soaked shoes!

    Mca47: " :lol::lol::lol::lol: "

    Fucking wackos! I never understood people and their goofy ass coffee... pour me one and make sure it's fucking black.

    Some people :fp:

    She then proceeded to eat the muffin and let the crumbs fall all over the ground, I'm sure.
    :lol: I am really loving your extreme disdain for giant muffin crumbs. :lol:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    PJ_Soul wrote:

    :lol: I am really loving your extreme disdain for giant muffin crumbs. :lol:

    It's just obnoxious

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