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  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:

    :lol: I am really loving your extreme disdain for giant muffin crumbs. :lol:

    It's just obnoxious

    So are your burrito farts.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:

    :lol: I am really loving your extreme disdain for giant muffin crumbs. :lol:

    It's just obnoxious

    So are your burrito farts.

    They aren't bothering anyone in MY room

    Nobody is stepping in a fart

    Nobody has to clean up a fart
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:

    :lol: I am really loving your extreme disdain for giant muffin crumbs. :lol:

    It's just obnoxious
    Agreed!





    Ugh....stupid muffin people!
  • PJ_Soul
    PJ_Soul Vancouver, BC Posts: 50,652
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    PJ_Soul wrote:

    :lol: I am really loving your extreme disdain for giant muffin crumbs. :lol:

    It's just obnoxious
    I agree.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I just got schoooooled

    Damn straight
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I just got schoooooled

    Damn straight

    :nono: From seeing the shit you eat all the time...I'm quite sure that your farts are lethal and thus way more damaging than some tiny little muffin crumbs. Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    I just got schoooooled

    Damn straight

    :nono: From seeing the shit you eat all the time...I'm quite sure that your farts are lethal and thus way more damaging than some tiny little muffin crumbs. Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!

    It's not usually a good thing to have birds inside.
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!
    Or you could just pick up your sticky muffin crumbs like a reasonable person and not leave them laying around for others to deal with. Or is that what you do? Make a giant sticky mess and say "Well, the birds will clean up after me". :fp:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    :nono: From seeing the shit you eat all the time...I'm quite sure that your farts are lethal and thus way more damaging than some tiny little muffin crumbs. Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!

    It's not usually a good thing to have birds inside.

    They can be transported outside :fp: You're deflecting my point, which is that I'm sure there are things you do that are MUCH worse than a couple muffin crumbs. Do you shave your face? Fucken little facial hairs everywhere. Nastiest shit ever.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    :nono: From seeing the shit you eat all the time...I'm quite sure that your farts are lethal and thus way more damaging than some tiny little muffin crumbs. Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!

    It's not usually a good thing to have birds inside.

    Do you shave your face?

    Uh-huh.
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!
    Or you could just pick up your sticky muffin crumbs like a reasonable person and not leave them laying around for others to deal with. Or is that what you do? Make a giant sticky mess and say "Well, the birds will clean up after me". :fp:

    If you were paying attention I always clean up after myself!! I'm no slob!!
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Those crumbs could feed the birds you know!!
    Or you could just pick up your sticky muffin crumbs like a reasonable person and not leave them laying around for others to deal with. Or is that what you do? Make a giant sticky mess and say "Well, the birds will clean up after me". :fp:

    Yeah, lets let the birds inside to pick the crumbs up for me
    :fp:
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    peacefrompaul wrote:
    It's not usually a good thing to have birds inside.

    Do you shave your face?

    Uh-huh.

    Well, there's the problem, grow a big old beard for the crumbs and birds to live in. :crazy:
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    JonnyPistachio wrote:

    Well, there's the problem, grow a big old beard for the crumbs and birds to live in. :crazy:

    Oh, if I could grow a legit beard I totally would :lol:
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:

    If you were paying attention I always clean up after myself!! I'm no slob!!

    "I always clean up after myself!! I'm no slob!" Says EVERY muffin eater.


    The fact is, you can't control the muffin crumbs. The type of person that eats a muffin is the type that truly doesn't give a shit about leaving a sticky, crumby mess behind! Fact!
  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Do you shave your face? Fucken little facial hairs everywhere. Nastiest shit ever.

    mca saves whiskers.
    July.
    mca goes through airport security.
    TSA agent: "Um, sir, what the hell is this?"
    mca: "Nevermind!"
    mca goes to Wrigley Field pre-party and dumps giant bag of whiskers on mamasan.


    :lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    Do you shave your face? Fucken little facial hairs everywhere. Nastiest shit ever.

    mca saves whiskers.
    July.
    mca goes through airport security.
    TSA agent: "Um, sir, what the hell is this?"
    mca: "Nevermind!"
    mca goes to Wrigley Field pre-party and dumps giant bag of whiskers on mamasan.


    :lol:

    :nono: :nono: :nono: OMG that would be the most DISGUSTING thing in the world!! Just for that good pal I'm gonna buy a dozen muffins...crumble those suckers up...and muffin bomb you when you least expect it! This is war!
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  • mca47
    mca47 Posts: 13,334
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :nono: :nono: :nono: OMG that would be the most DISGUSTING thing in the world!! Just for that good pal I'm gonna buy a dozen muffins...crumble those suckers up...and muffin bomb you when you least expect it! This is war!

    Deal. Despite how much I hate muffins, muffin crumbs and muffin eaters....I'd rather sit in a pool of muffin crumbs that be covered a collection of 5 months of whiskers....and that's assuming they are just from my face! :lol:
  • Mamasan23
    Mamasan23 Posts: 16,390
    mca47 wrote:
    Mamasan23 wrote:
    :nono: :nono: :nono: OMG that would be the most DISGUSTING thing in the world!! Just for that good pal I'm gonna buy a dozen muffins...crumble those suckers up...and muffin bomb you when you least expect it! This is war!

    Deal. Despite how much I hate muffins, muffin crumbs and muffin eaters....I'd rather sit in a pool of muffin crumbs that be covered a collection of 5 months of whiskers....and that's assuming they are just from my face! :lol:

    I have parts that I have to take care of too you know. Just remember that.
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  • peacefrompaul
    peacefrompaul Posts: 25,293
    :corn:

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