Why Mitt Romney is unlikable

usamamasan1
usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
edited August 2012 in A Moving Train
I just found a top ten list. Enjoy...

A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to explain this "unlikablility."

Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.

2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.

5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.

6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?

7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!

8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess
that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently,he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?
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  • Go Beavers
    Go Beavers Posts: 9,559
    oh boy
  • josevolution
    josevolution Posts: 31,610
    All good reasons not to vote for him as far as i'm concerned , thanks for reasuring me that i'm making the right choice come November ...
    jesus greets me looks just like me ....
  • SVRDhand13
    SVRDhand13 Posts: 27,003
    Pretty funny, but I vote based on a person's viewpoints, not what they wear, how they speak, whether they smoke or drink or any of that other nonsense besides the part about sticking with his wife. I definitely don't want scum in office.
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  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    I just found a top ten list. Enjoy...

    A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to explain this "unlikablility."

    Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

    1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.

    2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

    3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

    4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.

    5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.

    6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?

    7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!

    8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

    9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

    10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess
    that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently,he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

    My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?


    very cool !

    Godfather.
  • FiveB247x
    FiveB247x Posts: 2,330
    None of these are "real" reasons to vote for someone. You may as well make #11 you like his style in music and clothing and share common sports teams for rooting interest. In today's polarized society where political parties have turned into sports team vieing for anyways to win elections without having a real designated platform or long term ideology, it just becomes a dog and pony show for public relations and who "can play/act" the part" - but very little if any is based on anything intellectual, philosophical or thought provoking in any manner.
    CONservative governMENt

    Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or for ill, it teaches the whole people by its example. Crime is contagious. If the government becomes a law-breaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy. - Louis Brandeis
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.

    Reality show criteria.
    2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

    Hats of to him, really...And i'm glad we all know for sure he's been faithful. :? how do we know this again?
    3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

    Not even plastic skeletons for Halloween? Must be a Mormon thing.
    4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.

    :fp: That's just the dumbest thing i've heard since 1:17pm today.
    5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.

    I'm sure he rocks at trivial pursuit and scrabble, but I will fuck him up in a good game of battleship. And that is a concern for our nations safety.
    6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?

    I can't even bring myself to use the face-palm smiley.
    7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!

    That is good stuff, except...people dont go to church anymore? :?
    8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

    Is one of them going to be the VP?
    9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

    You forgot the underwear thing.
    10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently,he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

    oooh, juicy sarcasm! :corn:
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,276
    I guess
    that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently,he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

    he really pulled himself up by his bootstraps :roll:
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  • ComeToTX
    ComeToTX Austin Posts: 8,063
    imalive wrote:
    I guess
    that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently,he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

    he really pulled himself up by his bootstraps :roll:

    Yeah, who was his dad again???
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  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    FiveB247x wrote:
    None of these are "real" reasons to vote for someone. You may as well make #11 you like his style in music and clothing and share common sports teams for rooting interest. In today's polarized society where political parties have turned into sports team vieing for anyways to win elections without having a real designated platform or long term ideology, it just becomes a dog and pony show for public relations and who "can play/act" the part" - but very little if any is based on anything intellectual, philosophical or thought provoking in any manner.

    ever sense Bush "that I remember" it's been family values that was pitched to the American public now it seems that most people have thrown that aside just hoping for the best to happen so they can live in the world they want to believe in at least for 4 to 8 years..and some politions will sell their soul to get your vote.

    Godfather.
  • Godfather.
    Godfather. Posts: 12,504
    1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.

    Reality show criteria.
    2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

    Hats of to him, really...And i'm glad we all know for sure he's been faithful. :? how do we know this again?
    3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

    Not even plastic skeletons for Halloween? Must be a Mormon thing.
    4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.

    :fp: That's just the dumbest thing i've heard since 1:17pm today.
    5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.

    I'm sure he rocks at trivial pursuit and scrabble, but I will fuck him up in a good game of battleship. And that is a concern for our nations safety.
    6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?

    I can't even bring myself to use the face-palm smiley.
    7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!

    That is good stuff, except...people dont go to church anymore? :?
    8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

    Is one of them going to be the VP?
    9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

    You forgot the underwear thing.
    10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently,he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

    oooh, juicy sarcasm! :corn:
    :fp: really ?

    Godfather.
  • FiveB247x
    FiveB247x Posts: 2,330
    Nonsense and campaign bs has always been some facet of elections, but I believe it was Ronald Reagan who was the first real "Public Relations candidate"... he was an actor you know. Things have drastically spiralled down since then for both parties and unfortunately the citizens haven't tried to alter it, but instead just participate (ie this thread).
    Godfather. wrote:
    ever sense Bush "that I remember" it's been family values that was pitched to the American public now it seems that most people have thrown that aside just hoping for the best to happen so they can live in the world they want to believe in at least for 4 to 8 years..and some politions will sell their soul to get your vote.

    Godfather.
    CONservative governMENt

    Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or for ill, it teaches the whole people by its example. Crime is contagious. If the government becomes a law-breaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy. - Louis Brandeis
  • JonnyPistachio
    JonnyPistachio Florida Posts: 10,219
    Godfather. wrote:
    :fp: really ?

    Godfather.

    ok, well, joking on #3, 5, and 8. 8-)

    The rest? yeah, really.
    This list is just silly and I responded in that same tone. :)
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  • usamamasan1
    usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    11. he gave his entire inheritance to charity

    12. In 2011 he gave over $4million to charity

    13. never been a community organizer

    14. never attended a church whos pastor called for God to damn the US.
  • FiveB247x
    FiveB247x Posts: 2,330
    These still aren't reasons why he should run the country.
    11. he gave his entire inheritance to charity

    12. In 2011 he gave over $4million to charity

    13. never been a community organizer

    14. never attended a church whos pastor called for God to damn the US.
    CONservative governMENt

    Our government is the potent, the omnipresent teacher. For good or for ill, it teaches the whole people by its example. Crime is contagious. If the government becomes a law-breaker, it breeds contempt for law; it invites every man to become a law unto himself; it invites anarchy. - Louis Brandeis
  • ComeToTX
    ComeToTX Austin Posts: 8,063
    11. he gave his entire inheritance to charity

    12. In 2011 he gave over $4million to charity

    13. never been a community organizer

    14. never attended a church whos pastor called for God to damn the US.

    Yeah, being a community organizer is awful. :roll:

    15. Made fun of and physically hurt a gay classmate in high school.

    16. May not have paid his taxes for over a decade.

    17. Some of Mormonism was founded on racist beliefs...by a con artist.

    18. Might be the biggest flip flopped ever.
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  • Wobbie
    Wobbie Posts: 31,276

    12. In 2011 he gave over $4million to charity

    by "charity," are you referring to the mormon church?

    serious question. I live in Utah....there is no doubt the mormons take care of their own but others, not so much.
    If I had known then what I know now...

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  • CH156378
    CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    19. Made family dog ride on the top of the car during road trip.
  • gimmesometruth27
    gimmesometruth27 St. Fuckin Louis Posts: 24,092
    I just found a top ten list. Enjoy...

    A lot is being said in the media about Mitt Romney not being "likable" or that he doesn't "relate well" to people. Frankly, we struggled to understand why. So after much research, we have come up with a Top Ten List to explain this "unlikablility."

    Top Ten Reasons To Dislike Mitt Romney:

    1. Drop-dead, collar-ad handsome with gracious, statesmanlike aura. Looks like every central casting's #1 choice for Commander-in-Chief.

    2. Been married to ONE woman his entire life, and has been faithful to her, including through her bouts with breast cancer and MS.

    3. No scandals or skeletons in his closet. (How boring is that?)

    4. Can't speak in a fake, southern, "black preacher voice" when necessary.

    5. Highly intelligent. Graduated cum laude from both Harvard Law School and Harvard Business School...and by the way, his academic records are NOT sealed.

    6. Doesn't smoke or drink alcohol, and has never done drugs, not even in the counter-culture age when he went to college. Too square for today's America?

    7. Represents an America of "yesterday", where people believed in God, went to Church, didn't screw around, worked hard, and became a SUCCESS!

    8. Has a family of five great sons....and none of them have police records or are in drug rehab. But of course, they were raised by a stay-at-home mom, and that "choice" deserves America's scorn.

    9. Oh yes.....he's a MORMON. We need to be very afraid of that very strange religion that teaches its members to be clean-living, patriotic, fiscally conservative, charitable, self-reliant, and honest.

    10. And one more point.....pundits say because of his wealth, he can't relate to ordinary Americans. I guess
    that's because he made that money HIMSELF.....as opposed to marrying it or inheriting it from Dad. Apparently,he didn't understand that actually working at a job and earning your own money made you unrelatable to Americans.

    My goodness, it's a strange world, isn't it?
    i could respond to each number individually but i don't want to waste my time. everyone else has already addressed it appropriately imo...

    so i will just ask where is the top 10 list for every republican candidate that you have favored and started threads about?? in order i think the list is:

    1. trump
    2. bachmann
    3. perry
    4. cain
    5. newt
    6. santorum

    and then finally
    7. romney...

    funny how your 7th choice is now your guy, because at one time each one of them was your guy :lol:
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  • Bronx Bombers
    Bronx Bombers Posts: 2,208
    CH156378 wrote:
    19. Made family dog ride on the top of the car during road trip.

    Thats better than eating a dog :lol:
  • CH156378
    CH156378 Posts: 1,539
    CH156378 wrote:
    19. Made family dog ride on the top of the car during road trip.

    Thats better than eating a dog :lol:

    :fp: :oops: