Hi! This is Bill Murray!

The Juggler
The Juggler Posts: 49,594
edited November 2013 in All Encompassing Trip
guy calls into my work today:

guy- Hi! This is Bill Murray!

me (sarcastically)- Bill Murray? Wow I loved you in Lost in Translation!

guy- ...................dead silence for 5 solid, and i mean solid, seconds........which is a longer amount of time than it seems

guy- I'm not the actor.

me- Uh....yeah I know....I was just.....okay, how can I help you?


if your name is bill fucking murray and you're clearly tired of people goofing around with your name, don't start a conversation by celebrating the fact that you are named bill fucking murray. or go by william or something.


could be worse. could have be named mike bolton :lol:
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  • photogirlliz
    photogirlliz Posts: 2,491
    The Juggler wrote:
    guy calls into my work today:

    guy- Hi! This is Bill Murray!

    me (sarcastically)- Bill Murray? Wow I loved you in Lost in Translation!

    guy- ...................dead silence for 5 solid, and i mean solid, seconds........which is a longer amount of time than it seems

    guy- I'm not the actor.

    me- Uh....yeah I know....I was just.....okay, how can I help you?


    if your name is bill fucking murray and you're clearly tired of people goofing around with your name, don't start a conversation by celebrating the fact that you are named bill fucking murray. or go by william or something.


    could be worse. could have be named mike bolton :lol:
    :lol:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    chicks dig me because i rarely wear underwear and when i do it's usually something usual
  • brianlux
    brianlux Moving through All Kinds of Terrain. Posts: 43,662
    Good story!

    If I was the guy I think I'd go by William, Willy, Billy, Liam or Patty.
    "It's a sad and beautiful world"
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    brianlux wrote:
    Good story!

    If I was the guy I think I'd go by William, Willy, Billy, Liam or Patty.
    What about bob?
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    :lol:
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  • ZiggyStar
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    I met a Michael James Fox at work once....and he actually signed a legal document as "Michael J Fox". What a fuckhead! :lol:
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  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,594
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P

    i looooove lost in translation and it's been on my dvr lately. been watching snippets of it here and there.


    and scarlet....oh scarlet...
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  • ZiggyStar
    ZiggyStar Posts: 14,328
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?!

    Or What About Bob? :lol:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    The Juggler wrote:
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P

    i looooove lost in translation and it's been on my dvr lately. been watching snippets of it here and there.


    and scarlet....oh scarlet...

    understandable...haven't watched it in quite some time but yeah...scarlett
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,594
    for relaxing times....make it...santori times
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  • conman
    conman Posts: 7,493
    norm wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?! :P

    i looooove lost in translation and it's been on my dvr lately. been watching snippets of it here and there.


    and scarlet....oh scarlet...

    understandable...haven't watched it in quite some time but yeah...scarlett
    back off fuckers! she's mine :twisted:
  • mfc2006
    mfc2006 HTOWN Posts: 37,491
    The Juggler wrote:
    for relaxing times....make it...santori times

    :thumbup:
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  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 44,369
    Billiam.

    Billy.


    Bil. With ONE L.

    bILL


    Hi This is Bill B I double hockey sticks Murray!!!! I wants to refi!!! Kin ya hep a guy out?
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    ZiggyStar wrote:
    norm wrote:
    the first movie that came to mind was Lost in Translation?

    don't get me wrong, great movie but stripes didn't come to mind? ghostbusters? caddyshack? groundhog day?!

    Or What About Bob? :lol:


    http://youtu.be/4x8SmN15TfQ

    :P
  • DS1119
    DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    I get this all of the time too but usually it's because I introduce myself over the phone as 81. :P :D
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,594
    DS1119 wrote:
    I get this all of the time too but usually it's because I introduce myself over the phone as 81. :P :D

    hey! i loved you in the newbie thread!
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  • jimed14
    jimed14 Posts: 9,488
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    Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

    Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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  • eeriepadave
    eeriepadave West Chester, PA Posts: 43,179
    The Juggler wrote:
    guy calls into my work today:

    guy- Hi! This is Bill Murray!

    me (sarcastically)- Bill Murray? Wow I loved you in Lost in Translation!



    if your name is bill fucking murray and you're clearly tired of people goofing around with your name, don't start a conversation by celebrating the fact that you are named bill fucking murray. or go by william or something.

    should have said Zombieland :lol:
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