Seinfeld "Sufferings"
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DewieCox wrote:dcfaithful wrote:Mamasan23 wrote:No way! That identifies you as the coolest fucker ever. And think about it, can it really be worse than worshipping in the form of....
wait for it....
A FESTIVUS?!
I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!
Gotta wait til December 23, man
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus
Some good stuff here.
HAHAHAHA!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Happy ... s_Kipa.jpg7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
December 23rd is also Ed Ved's bday....maybe he's trying to play a trick on us all!!!
WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
He's a Festivus miracle.Mamasan23 wrote:December 23rd is also Ed Ved's bday....maybe he's trying to play a trick on us all!!!7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
Jerry Seinfeld in town tonight doing his stand-up show...kicking myself for not getting tickets :x :x :xNote to self: Don't die0
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I'd love to see Jerry live.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Sid Farcus0
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Do you need a pepto bismal? I keep them in my wallet.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
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No, his standup I'd like to see.The Juggler wrote:Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
KRAMER: (picking the racquet up) Did you take this out of the garbage?
JERRY: Yeah, it's still got some spring in the strings.
KRAMER: Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk. (drops racquet in the trash) How
are you gonna be the executor of my living will?
Jerry retrieves the racquet from the trash.
KRAMER: (indicating) You see? You can't let go.
JERRY: Trust me, Kramer. Given the legal opportunity, I will kill you.
"...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."0 -
Green Circle wrote:KRAMER: (picking the racquet up) Did you take this out of the garbage?
JERRY: Yeah, it's still got some spring in the strings.
KRAMER: Oh, Jerry, this is a piece of junk. (drops racquet in the trash) How
are you gonna be the executor of my living will?
Jerry retrieves the racquet from the trash.
KRAMER: (indicating) You see? You can't let go.
JERRY: Trust me, Kramer. Given the legal opportunity, I will kill you. Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Newch91 wrote:
No, his standup I'd like to see.The Juggler wrote:
your standup? ...not so much
the jugular's? ...perhaps0 -
BabaBooey1979 wrote:Sid Farcus
One of the more funny sub-plots in Seinfeld:
*Costanza's. George, Estelle and Frank are eating dinner. George is pounding a ketchup bottle.*
Frank: Why do you need all that ketchup for?
George: This is my ketchup. I bought this ketchup just so I could have as much as I want.
Frank: So, I talked to Phil Casacof today.
Estelle: Phil Casacof?
Frank: Yeah, you know my friend, the bra salesman. He says they are looking maybe to put somebody on so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss.
George: Next Friday, what time?
Frank: 2 o'clock.
George: That's my whole afternoon! I was going to look for sneakers.
Frank: You can look for sneakers the next day!
Estelle: He doesn't know anything about bras.
George: I know a little. Besides, what do you have to know?
Frank: Well, it wouldn't hurt to go in the and be able to discuss it intelligently. Maybe you should take a look at a few bras? Where is you bra? Give him a bra to look.
Estelle: I am not giving him a bra.
Frank: Why not?
Estelle: Because I don't need him looking at my bra.
Frank: Why, so he'll go to the interview and he wouldn't know what he's talking about!?!
George: Do we have to...?
Frank: You don't even know what they're made from.
George: They are made from lycra-spandex.
Frank: Get out of here! Lycra-spandex?
Estelle: I think they are made from lycra-spandex.
Frank: Wanna bet? How much you wanna bet?
Estelle: I'm not betting!
Frank: Take a look.
Estelle: All right, I'll get a bra.
Frank: I don't know what the big problem is getting a bra?!
George: She doesn't want to get a bra.
Frank: I'm not saying go to the library and read the whole history, but it wouldn't kill you to know a little bit about it.
George: All right, it wouldn't kill me.
Frank: How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
George: I-I know about the cups.
Frank: You got the A, B, C ...... and the D. That's the biggest. (BEST LINE!! )
George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
Estelle: Here, here's the bra.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: 100% lycra-spandex.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: I told you. Here, think you know everything?
Frank: Hmm, that's surprising. All right, what else? You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, a guess that's about it.
George: I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back.
Estelle: You got ketchup on it!7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
dcfaithful wrote:George: All right, it wouldn't kill me.
Frank: How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
George: I-I know about the cups.
Frank: You got the A, B, C ...... and the D. That's the biggest. (BEST LINE!! )
George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest. This is one of the best parts of any Seinfeld show ever! My hubby and I were actually laughing about this one the other day. Frank Costanza is pure legend. WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
dcfaithful wrote:George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
I continue to find things in George that I can easily relate to. It worries me sometimes... :? 7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
dcfaithful wrote:BabaBooey1979 wrote:Sid Farcus
One of the more funny sub-plots in Seinfeld:
*Costanza's. George, Estelle and Frank are eating dinner. George is pounding a ketchup bottle.*
Frank: Why do you need all that ketchup for?
George: This is my ketchup. I bought this ketchup just so I could have as much as I want.
Frank: So, I talked to Phil Casacof today.
Estelle: Phil Casacof?
Frank: Yeah, you know my friend, the bra salesman. He says they are looking maybe to put somebody on so I got you an interview next Friday with his boss.
George: Next Friday, what time?
Frank: 2 o'clock.
George: That's my whole afternoon! I was going to look for sneakers.
Frank: You can look for sneakers the next day!
Estelle: He doesn't know anything about bras.
George: I know a little. Besides, what do you have to know?
Frank: Well, it wouldn't hurt to go in the and be able to discuss it intelligently. Maybe you should take a look at a few bras? Where is you bra? Give him a bra to look.
Estelle: I am not giving him a bra.
Frank: Why not?
Estelle: Because I don't need him looking at my bra.
Frank: Why, so he'll go to the interview and he wouldn't know what he's talking about!?!
George: Do we have to...?
Frank: You don't even know what they're made from.
George: They are made from lycra-spandex.
Frank: Get out of here! Lycra-spandex?
Estelle: I think they are made from lycra-spandex.
Frank: Wanna bet? How much you wanna bet?
Estelle: I'm not betting!
Frank: Take a look.
Estelle: All right, I'll get a bra.
Frank: I don't know what the big problem is getting a bra?!
George: She doesn't want to get a bra.
Frank: I'm not saying go to the library and read the whole history, but it wouldn't kill you to know a little bit about it.
George: All right, it wouldn't kill me.
Frank: How long it takes to find a bra? What's going on in there? You ask me to get a pair of underwear, I'm back in two seconds...you know about the cup sizes and all? They have different cups.
George: I-I know about the cups.
Frank: You got the A, B, C ...... and the D. That's the biggest. (BEST LINE!! )
George: I know the D is the biggest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the D is the biggest.
Estelle: Here, here's the bra.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: 100% lycra-spandex.
Frank: Let me see it.
Estelle: I told you. Here, think you know everything?
Frank: Hmm, that's surprising. All right, what else? You got the cups in the front, two loops in the back. All right, a guess that's about it.
George: I got it. Cups in the front, loops in the back.
Estelle: You got ketchup on it! Too funny. Gotta love Larry David. Based this off his life, where he became a bra salesman.
"That's the biggest." Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Jake JarmellShows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Elaine: You know, just admitting that man is attractive doesn't make you a homosexual.
George: It doesn't help. 7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
I love the sneeze episode...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2dWtK3t ... re=related
My "work wife" and I think it's hilarious to say "you're so goood looking" when we sneeze...our surrounding neighbors think otherwise... :?Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0 -
The Astonishing Tales of Costanza.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0
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