Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    dcfaithful wrote:
    in all honesty, i don't know that i would have laughed at that one either 81. the whole "no soup for you" thing is kind of a tired cliche no? :lol:

    Soup Nazi and "Hello, Newman!" have to be the most tired.

    the one that will never get old for me is "helloooooooooooo! lalala"
    The belly button?
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Newch91 wrote:
    Chandler: He said he was going to do my inseam, then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite...
    Ross: What?
    Chandler: ...Cupping.
    Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. What? Ross, Ross? Would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?
    Ross: Yes, yes it is. In prison!



    Oops. Wrong thread
    :lol: Love that episode, even though it's the wrong thread.

    is there a friends thread? that show definitely had it's Hilarius moments...too bad they were intertwined with all of the dumb soap operay moments
    I think Pap has a thread somewhere.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Your face is my case.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    "Cherish the cabin."
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Mendy's!!!!!!!
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995

    the one that will never get old for me is "helloooooooooooo! lalala"

    Jerry: So I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?

    Clare: That’s right.

    Jerry: I can do that.

    Clare: So what’s your decision?

    Jerry: I don’t know.


    :lol::lol::lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    afroannnie wrote:

    the one that will never get old for me is "helloooooooooooo! lalala"

    Jerry: So I have to choose between seeing you and doing the voice?

    Clare: That’s right.

    Jerry: I can do that.

    Clare: So what’s your decision?

    Jerry: I don’t know.


    :lol::lol::lol:
    :lol:
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • CAVSTARR313CAVSTARR313 Posts: 8,756
    George: "I missed out on the make-up sex!"
    None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe that they are free.
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    Caveeze wrote:
    George: "I missed out on the make-up sex!"

    "at this point, the only sex you're gonna have that's better than make up sex is conjugal visit sex"
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Why don't you do something with your life?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLJtAEnk ... re=related
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  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    "Glamour?"

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  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,372
    Maybe the dingo ate your baby?

    :lol:

    I can't get over this today!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghCTZF61ey0
  • normnorm Posts: 31,146
    jerry, it's 3:30 in the morning. i'm at a cock fight. what am i clinging to?
  • iamicaiamica Chicago Posts: 2,628
    George: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?

    Elaine: What do you mean, like laundry?

    George: No...when you go in the pool...afterwards...

    Elaine: It shrinks?

    Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.

    Elaine: Why does it shrink?

    George: I don't know, it just does.

    Elaine: I don't know how you guys can walk around with those things.

    :lol:
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  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Maybe the dingo ate your baby?

    :lol:

    I can't get over this today!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghCTZF61ey0
    :lol:

    Fianceee
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    "The sea was angry that day my friend...like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli"
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    Maybe the dingo ate your baby?

    :lol:

    I can't get over this today!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghCTZF61ey0

    Classic! :lol:
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • Leezestarr313Leezestarr313 Temple of the cat Posts: 14,372
    Poppie peed on my sofa!
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    These pretzels are making me Thirsty!
  • LizardLizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • Newch91Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    Monica: Where did you get the food?
    George: My pocket.
    Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
    "Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful
  • The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Fungicide?? Fungus???!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
  • dcfaithfuldcfaithful Posts: 13,076
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    6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
    9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
    9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2
  • afroannnieafroannnie Posts: 12,995
    dcfaithful wrote:

    :cry::cry: it's always sad when anyone gets to the point of wanting to take their own life :(
    Show #13 was a lucky one for me....
  • HeisenbergHeisenberg Los Pollos Hermanos Posts: 4,957
    In Honor of Mr. Kruger

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kVBGeQeR4

    "K-Uger!" :lol:
  • LloydXmasLloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    Mmmmmm. Supreme flounder
  • Damn Mr. Kruger
    Get Well, get well soon we wish you to get well!
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  • JK_LivinJK_Livin South Jersey Posts: 7,365
    Look George, no hands. Alllllll me, all me.

    K ooooger!
    K ooooger!
    Alright, alright, alright!
    Tom O.
    "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"
    -The Writer
  • 8181 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Damn Mr. Kruger
    Get Well, get well soon we wish you to get well!
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    dumbass


    shot himself becasue he didn't want to go to the hospital :roll:
    81 is now off the air

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