Seinfeld "Sufferings"
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Good ole crazy Joe Divola!! Probably one of my favorite characters next to Puddy!WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20
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From the Puerto Rican Day episode, everything about Kramer's alias and dialogue is hilarious.
There's a knock at the door and the sales woman answers it. It's Kramer.
KRAMER: Yes, uh, I'm interested in the apartment.
SALES WOMAN: Yes! Come in, come in.
KRAMER: Ok.
SALES WOMAN: I'm Christine Nyhart.
KRAMER: Oh. Delicious to meet you.
SALES WOMAN: Did the broker send you over?
KRAMER: Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H.E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with. (sniffing wall) Mmm. Mombassa, hmm?
SALES WOMAN: The asking price is $1.5 million.
KRAMER: Oh, I spend that much on after shave. Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day. Now, I assume that there's a waterfall grotto?
SALES WOMAN: No.
KRAMER: How about a bathroom?
SALES WOMAN: It has 4.
KRAMER: Yes, and where would the absolute nearest one be?
SALES WOMAN: Just down the hall.
KRAMER: Oh, thank you.
He saunters to the bathroom.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
My post above made me think; what aliases do we like the most?
Off the top of my head, I can think of:
Art Vandelay (George)
Buck Naked (George)
Kel Varnsen (Jerry)
H.E. Pennypacker (Kramer)
Dr. Van Nostrand (Kramer)
Is that really all? There has to be something I'm missing, right?
Personally I'm a fan of Vandely and Pennypacker myself.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
dcfaithful wrote:My post above made me think; what aliases do we like the most?
Off the top of my head, I can think of:
Art Vandelay (George)
Buck Naked (George)
Kel Varnsen (Jerry)
H.E. Pennypacker (Kramer)
Dr. Van Nostrand (Kramer)
Is that really all? There has to be something I'm missing, right?
Personally I'm a fan of Vandely and Pennypacker myself.
Koko the Monkey
The Assman0 -
dcfaithful wrote:My post above made me think; what aliases do we like the most?
Off the top of my head, I can think of:
Art Vandelay (George)
Buck Naked (George)
Kel Varnsen (Jerry)
H.E. Pennypacker (Kramer)
Dr. Van Nostrand (Kramer)
Is that really all? There has to be something I'm missing, right?
Personally I'm a fan of Vandely and Pennypacker myself.
Buck Naked?
Im drawing a blank on that one.
Elaine used "Paloma" when pretending to be Uncle Leo's nurse at the Dr. (the eyebrow episode)
I know she used another one before too. hmm :think:
Here's a lil game on the topic for ya
http://www.funtrivia.com/newflash/trivia.cfm?qid=108309Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...0 -
Ooh...and does T-Bone count? George wanted to be T-Bone but it didnt stick Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...0
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It has to be Art Vandelay. It's the ultimate alias.dcfaithful wrote:My post above made me think; what aliases do we like the most?
Off the top of my head, I can think of:
Art Vandelay (George)
Buck Naked (George)
Kel Varnsen (Jerry)
H.E. Pennypacker (Kramer)
Dr. Van Nostrand (Kramer)
Is that really all? There has to be something I'm missing, right?
Personally I'm a fan of Vandely and Pennypacker myself.Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Newch91 wrote:It has to be Art Vandelay. It's the ultimate alias.
YES.WI '98, WI '99 (EV), WI '00, Chgo '00, MO '00, Champaign '03, Chgo '03, WI '03, IN '03, MI '04, Chgo '06:N1 & 2, WI '06, Chgo '07, Chgo '08 (EV:N1), Chgo '09:N1 & 2, Chgo '11 (EV:N1), WI '11:N1 & 2, Philly '12, Wrigley '13, Pitt '13, Buff '13, Detroit '14, MKE '14, Wrigley '16: N1 & N2, Seattle '18 N2, Wrigley '18: N1 & N2, Fenway '18 N1, STL '22, St Paul '23 N2, Chgo '23: N1 & N2, Wrigley '24 N1 & 20 -
Newch91 wrote:
It has to be Art Vandelay. It's the ultimate alias.dcfaithful wrote:My post above made me think; what aliases do we like the most?
Off the top of my head, I can think of:
Art Vandelay (George)
Buck Naked (George)
Kel Varnsen (Jerry)
H.E. Pennypacker (Kramer)
Dr. Van Nostrand (Kramer)
Is that really all? There has to be something I'm missing, right?
Personally I'm a fan of Vandely and Pennypacker myself.
There was the episode where Kosmo was ASSMAN0 -
Art Vandelay (George)
Buck Naked (George)
Kel Varnsen (Jerry)
H.E. Pennypacker (Kramer)
Dr. Van Nostrand (Kramer)
Paloma (Elaine)
Assman (Kramer)
T-Bone (attempted by George)
Koko The Monkey (unwillingly attached to George )
I'm still going with Vandelay or Pennypacker. Both awesome aliases. Not only are they aliases, but straight up characters. Although Vandelay is jsut a ficional, much more successful and significant version of Costanza.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
twisted thoughts wrote:dcfaithful wrote:My post above made me think; what aliases do we like the most?
Off the top of my head, I can think of:
Art Vandelay (George)
Buck Naked (George)
Kel Varnsen (Jerry)
H.E. Pennypacker (Kramer)
Dr. Van Nostrand (Kramer)
Is that really all? There has to be something I'm missing, right?
Personally I'm a fan of Vandely and Pennypacker myself.
Buck Naked?
Im drawing a blank on that one.
Elaine used "Paloma" when pretending to be Uncle Leo's nurse at the Dr. (the eyebrow episode)
I know she used another one before too. hmm :think:
Here's a lil game on the topic for ya
http://www.funtrivia.com/newflash/trivia.cfm?qid=108309
Buck Naked was what George claimed would be his porn name if he was ever in the business.
Elaine also pretended to be a child's dying "gammy" 7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
Just remembered one of Kramer's fucking funniest moments ever... so I had to pull the script:
From "The English Patient" where Kramer hires Dominicans that he thought would be Cubans to roll cigars. He tries to hustle an investor...
A suit-wearing Kramer is in the office of Earl Haffler - cigar-smoking,
stetson-wearing, Texan businessman.
HAFFLER: Awright, partner. Let's get down to business.
KRAMER: (nervous) Okay, well, uh, I'll uh, I'll get the Cubans.
Kramer walks over to the door trying to smile confidently.
KRAMER: They're right out here.
Kramer calls a few words of nonsense Spanish out of the door, and the three
guys stroll in. They are dressed in Castro-style green fatigues and caps.
KRAMER: Hey, here they are. The Cubans. Real Cubans.
Earl Haffler regards the three for a second or two.
HAFFLER: You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler Dominicans in a
Cuban wrapper now, would you?
KRAMER: (fidgety) Oh, now, come on. Look at these boys. If they were any more
Cuban, Castro would've smoked them himself. Huh.
HAFFLER: (confusion) We're talking about people, right?
KRAMER: (puzzled) I think so.
HAFFLER: I thought he quit smoking cigars.
KRAMER: Well, yeah, yeah. But they also rolled for his brother... (thinks for
a second) ...Dennis.
HAFFLER: (dubious) Dennis Castro? ( )
KRAMER: Uh, Dwayne.
HAFFLER: Get the hell outta my office.
KRAMER: (shrill) What!?7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
dcfaithful wrote:Just remembered one of Kramer's fucking funniest moments ever... so I had to pull the script:
From "The English Patient" where Kramer hires Dominicans that he thought would be Cubans to roll cigars. He tries to hustle an investor...
A suit-wearing Kramer is in the office of Earl Haffler - cigar-smoking,
stetson-wearing, Texan businessman.
HAFFLER: Awright, partner. Let's get down to business.
KRAMER: (nervous) Okay, well, uh, I'll uh, I'll get the Cubans.
Kramer walks over to the door trying to smile confidently.
KRAMER: They're right out here.
Kramer calls a few words of nonsense Spanish out of the door, and the three
guys stroll in. They are dressed in Castro-style green fatigues and caps.
KRAMER: Hey, here they are. The Cubans. Real Cubans.
Earl Haffler regards the three for a second or two.
HAFFLER: You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler Dominicans in a
Cuban wrapper now, would you?
KRAMER: (fidgety) Oh, now, come on. Look at these boys. If they were any more
Cuban, Castro would've smoked them himself. Huh.
HAFFLER: (confusion) We're talking about people, right?
KRAMER: (puzzled) I think so.
HAFFLER: I thought he quit smoking cigars.
KRAMER: Well, yeah, yeah. But they also rolled for his brother... (thinks for
a second) ...Dennis.
HAFFLER: (dubious) Dennis Castro? ( )
KRAMER: Uh, Dwayne.
HAFFLER: Get the hell outta my office.
KRAMER: (shrill) What!?
The best comes later when....
The Dominicans are handing out plates of rolled crepes to various tables.
At one table a customer prods a rolled crepe with his fork and a jet of
scalding hot filling squirts out into his face.
CUSTOMER: (pained scream) Aaghh!! My face!
At another table, another customer digs his fork in, and is rewarded with a
faceful of blistering filling.
Neil sticks his fork into his crepe and recoils as hot liquid jets into his
face.
DANIELLE: (concerned cry) Neil!
The restaurant is in chaos as yells of pain come from all sides. Elaine,
Jerry and Kramer look round at the commotion.
JERRY: Why are the crepes spraying?
KRAMER: (looks over at the three guys) The Dominicans are rolling them too
tight. (regretful) Uhm, well, that's why you gotta get real Cubans.
Another scream rents the air. Mansfield, MA - Jul 02, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 03, 2003; Mansfield, MA - Jul 11, 2003; Boston, MA - Sep 29, 2004; Reading, PA - Oct 01, 2004; Hartford, CT - May 13, 2006; Boston, MA - May 24, 2006; Boston, MA - May 25, 2006; Hartford, CT - Jun 27, 2008; Mansfield, MA - Jun 28, 2008; Mansfield, MA - June 30, 2008; Hartford, CT - May 15, 2010; Boston, MA - May 17, 2010; [EV - Providence, RI - June 15, 2011; EV - Hartford, CT - June 18, 2011]; Worcester, MA - Oct. 15, 2013; Worcester, MA - Oct. 16, 2013; Hartford, CT - Oct. 25, 2013; Boston, MA - August 5, 2016; Boston, MA - August 7, 2016...0 -
twisted thoughts wrote:dcfaithful wrote:Just remembered one of Kramer's fucking funniest moments ever... so I had to pull the script:
From "The English Patient" where Kramer hires Dominicans that he thought would be Cubans to roll cigars. He tries to hustle an investor...
A suit-wearing Kramer is in the office of Earl Haffler - cigar-smoking,
stetson-wearing, Texan businessman.
HAFFLER: Awright, partner. Let's get down to business.
KRAMER: (nervous) Okay, well, uh, I'll uh, I'll get the Cubans.
Kramer walks over to the door trying to smile confidently.
KRAMER: They're right out here.
Kramer calls a few words of nonsense Spanish out of the door, and the three
guys stroll in. They are dressed in Castro-style green fatigues and caps.
KRAMER: Hey, here they are. The Cubans. Real Cubans.
Earl Haffler regards the three for a second or two.
HAFFLER: You wouldn't be trying to sell old Earl Haffler Dominicans in a
Cuban wrapper now, would you?
KRAMER: (fidgety) Oh, now, come on. Look at these boys. If they were any more
Cuban, Castro would've smoked them himself. Huh.
HAFFLER: (confusion) We're talking about people, right?
KRAMER: (puzzled) I think so.
HAFFLER: I thought he quit smoking cigars.
KRAMER: Well, yeah, yeah. But they also rolled for his brother... (thinks for
a second) ...Dennis.
HAFFLER: (dubious) Dennis Castro? ( )
KRAMER: Uh, Dwayne.
HAFFLER: Get the hell outta my office.
KRAMER: (shrill) What!?
The best comes later when....
The Dominicans are handing out plates of rolled crepes to various tables.
At one table a customer prods a rolled crepe with his fork and a jet of
scalding hot filling squirts out into his face.
CUSTOMER: (pained scream) Aaghh!! My face!
At another table, another customer digs his fork in, and is rewarded with a
faceful of blistering filling.
Neil sticks his fork into his crepe and recoils as hot liquid jets into his
face.
DANIELLE: (concerned cry) Neil!
The restaurant is in chaos as yells of pain come from all sides. Elaine,
Jerry and Kramer look round at the commotion.
JERRY: Why are the crepes spraying?
KRAMER: (looks over at the three guys) The Dominicans are rolling them too
tight. (regretful) Uhm, well, that's why you gotta get real Cubans.
Another scream rents the air.
Dennis Castro likes his crepes rolled tight. 7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
"She has a dude?"Shows: 6.27.08 Hartford, CT/5.15.10 Hartford, CT/6.18.2011 Hartford, CT (EV Solo)/10.19.13 Brooklyn/10.25.13 Hartford
"Becoming a Bruce fan is like hitting puberty as a musical fan. It's inevitable." - dcfaithful0 -
Has anyone seen norm's latest avatar? Just saw it and I'm still laughing.7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
dcfaithful wrote:Has anyone seen norm's latest avatar? Just saw it and I'm still laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIn0eWCyYs4
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norm wrote:dcfaithful wrote:Has anyone seen norm's latest avatar? Just saw it and I'm still laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIn0eWCyYs4 7/2/06 - Denver, CO
6/12/08 - Tampa, FL
8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
9/28/09 - Salt Lake City, UT (11 years too long!!!)
9/03/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 1
9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 20 -
dcfaithful wrote:norm wrote:dcfaithful wrote:Has anyone seen norm's latest avatar? Just saw it and I'm still laughing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIn0eWCyYs4 Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0 -
"So, tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald, and so quirky and
funny, how is it you're not taken?"Show #13 was a lucky one for me....0
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