Seinfeld "Sufferings"

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  • peacegirl
    peacegirl Posts: 841
    Boss: I'm going to get right to the point. It has come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?

    George: Who said that?

    Boss: She did.

    George: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ingnorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frouned upon, you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you peope do that all the time.


    I love the way George says "was that wrong? should I have not done that?" :lol::lol:
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    For some reason I was thinking about the mulva episode as well as the one when Jerry drops his girlfriends toothbrush in the toilet. Classics.
  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    where's your Christmas spirit? an eye for an eye!!
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Elaine: Hey! Have you seen the Christmas card?

    Kramer: Of course I have, I took the picture.

    Elaine: Yeah? Well what's that? *points to card*

    Kramer: That's a nipple.
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  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    TTWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXXXX!!
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  • 81
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  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    81 wrote:
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    Pretty sure this is when kramer throws him off. Then newman meets that hot farmers daughter.
  • Newch91
    Newch91 Posts: 17,560
    I just watched the episode where Susan dies from the toxic envelopes and can't stop laughing at the last scene when George calls Marissa Tomei. :lol::lol:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    Watched "The Blood" last night... pretty damn funny episode:

    Elaine: Vivian, hi it's Elaine. Yeah, I'm over at Jerry's, I got your message...What? Yeah, he's right here, hold on...[hands the phone to Kramer.]

    Kramer: For me? Go...Yeah, what tonight? Yeah, I'll be there...Yeah later. [puts the phone down] Well, somebody's baby-sitting.

    Elaine: You? I'm more responsible than you are!

    Kramer: Don't be ridiculous. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to fill my freezer with my own blood.
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  • 81
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    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    81 wrote:
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    Pretty sure this is when kramer throws him off. Then newman meets that hot farmers daughter.


    we need to lose some weight....
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  • Ledbetterman10
    Ledbetterman10 Posts: 16,993
    81 wrote:
    BabaBooey1979 wrote:
    81 wrote:
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    Pretty sure this is when kramer throws him off. Then newman meets that hot farmers daughter.


    we need to lose some weight....

    It's like we're......sluggish.
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  • rival.
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  • Lizard
    Lizard So Cal Posts: 12,091
    Newch91 wrote:
    Pimple-popper M.D.

    Must take quite a zit to KILL A MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
    So I'll just lie down and wait for the dream
    Where I'm not ugly and you're lookin' at me
  • LloydXmas
    LloydXmas Posts: 7,539
    I've had georges answering mac hine message stuck in my head for two days




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  • PissBottleMan
    PissBottleMan Union City, TN Posts: 4,155
    81 wrote:
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    I always love this episode because they were traveling to Saginaw, Michigan for the bottle deposit.

    My mother worked in Saginaw for over 25 years.

    When that episode first aired, it surprised me.

    PBM
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:
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  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I totally can relate to this!

    At my work (I work in a document control department) we often are required by our SOP's to get check-by's on a lot of the work we perform. This morning, some co-worker asks me to give him a check-by on some number assignments to some documents... verifying correct title, correct sequential number issuance, correct revision, etc...

    Everything looked good, so I replied in an email... "You are the master of your domain."

    :lol::lol:
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  • norm
    norm Posts: 31,146
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I totally can relate to this!

    At my work (I work in a document control department) we often are required by our SOP's to get check-by's on a lot of the work we perform. This morning, some co-worker asks me to give him a check-by on some number assignments to some documents... verifying correct title, correct sequential number issuance, correct revision, etc...

    Everything looked good, so I replied in an email... "You are the master of your domain."

    :lol::lol:

    c'mon, no penske file reference?! :P :lol:
  • dcfaithful
    dcfaithful Posts: 13,076
    norm wrote:
    dcfaithful wrote:
    81 wrote:
    so i was talkign to this girl at the cubs game last night about the Van Buren boys and their secret sign. she was totally eating it up.

    it always cracks me up to use seinfeld refrences with non seinfeld peeps. :lol:

    I totally can relate to this!

    At my work (I work in a document control department) we often are required by our SOP's to get check-by's on a lot of the work we perform. This morning, some co-worker asks me to give him a check-by on some number assignments to some documents... verifying correct title, correct sequential number issuance, correct revision, etc...

    Everything looked good, so I replied in an email... "You are the master of your domain."

    :lol::lol:

    c'mon, no penske file reference?! :P :lol:

    When the context is right. 8-)

    Truthfully, I'm just waiting for someone to catch me drumming with my pencils. :lol:
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    8/23/09 - Chicago, IL
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    9/04/11 - East Troy, WI - PJ20 - Night 2

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