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    unlost dogsunlost dogs Greater Boston Posts: 12,553
    Stone Gossard spotted noted Boston mobster James "Whitey" Bulger in Southern California and alerted the FBI via his special-issue direct-connect wristwatch/mobile phone.
    15 years of sharks 06/30/08 (MA), 05/17/10 (Boston), 09/03/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/04/11 (Alpine Valley), 09/30/12 (Missoula), 07/19/13 (Wrigley), 10/15/13 (Worcester), 10/16/13 (Worcester), 10/25/13 (Hartford), 12/4/13 (Vancouver), 12/6/13 (Seattle), 6/26/14 (Berlin), 6/28/14 (Stockholm), 10/16/14 (Detroit)
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    peru_bettermanperu_betterman Posts: 54
    Stone Gossard does Dos Equis commercials...

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    You are!
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard causes lunar eclipses.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard is currently writing his autobiography. The working title is 'It's Not My Fault'.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard is made up of two elements. Carbon and funk.
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    usamamasan1usamamasan1 Posts: 4,695
    Stone doesn't need to "time the market"

    it's on his watch
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    aldoivanaldoivan Posts: 14
    Stone Gossard came, saw, and conquered while rocking.
    Thanks
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    It's a bird! It's a plane!! It's Stone Gossard!!!
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard turned down Letterman again, so Dave settled for Eddie.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    StillHereStillHere Posts: 7,795
    If Stone Gossard's calculations are correct, he will have turned the tide on Global Warming by the year 2021.
    peace,
    jo

    http://www.Etsy.com/Shop/SimpleEarthCreations
    "How I choose to feel is how I am." ~ EV/MMc
    "Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, or they become legends." ~ One Stab ~
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    CJMST3KCJMST3K Posts: 9,722
    Stone Gossard does not wear prescription eyeglasses to correct his vision. He wears eyeglasses which protect the public from his laserbeam eyes.
    ADD 5,200 to the post count you see, thank you. :)
    *NYC 9/28/96 *NYC 9/29/96 *NJ 9/8/98 (front row "may i play drums with you")
    *MSG 9/10/98 (backstage) *MSG 9/11/98 (backstage)
    *Jones Beach 8/23/00 *Jones Beach 8/24/00 *Jones Beach 8/25/00
    *Mansfield 8/29/00 *Mansfield 8/30/00 *Nassau 4/30/03 *Nissan VA 7/1/03
    *Borgata 10/1/05 *Camden 5/27/06 *Camden 5/28/06 *DC 5/30/06
    *VA Beach 6/17/08 *DC 6/22/08 *MSG 6/24/08 (backstage) *MSG 6/25/08
    *EV DC 8/17/08 *EV Baltimore 6/15/09 *Philly 10/31/09
    *Bristow VA 5/13/10 *MSG 5/20/10 *MSG 5/21/10
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard was drafted in the third round of the 1990 MLB draft by the Toronto Blue Jays as a left fielder.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard doesn't get sunburns - he burns the sun.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    InHerOwnWorldInHerOwnWorld Posts: 592
    StillHere wrote:
    Stone Gossard is secretly the author of Three Doors Down's "Kriptonite".

    Oh the humanity.
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard can play the guitar right and left handed.
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    vedder_soupvedder_soup Posts: 5,859
    People complained about getting Eddie tickets, and PJ20 tickets, but that is nothing like the shit fight that getting Stone Gossard tickets will be...
    2003 - Sydney x3,
    2006 - Reading Festival,
    2007 - Katowice, London, Nijmegen, Rock Werchter,
    2008 - MSG x2, Hartford, Mansfield x2, Beacon Theater,
    2009 - Melbourne, Sydney,
    2010 - I watched it go to fire!
    2011 - EV Brisbane x3, Newcastle, Sydney x3,
    2012 - Manchester x 2, Amsterdam x2, Prague, Berlin x2, Stockholm, Oslo, Copenhagen,
    2014 - Sydney, EV Sydney x3

    I wave to all my Friends... Yeah!
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard, unlike Cher, can turn back time.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard won 17 consecutive hands of blackjack at the MGM Grand in 2003.
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    ChrisMarinoChrisMarino Posts: 44
    Stone Gossard sleeps in spandex.

    Inspired by this...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcNjoM3kr8M
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    pjhawkspjhawks Posts: 12,203
    Stone Gossard refuses to play Fenway Park because he is afraid of the so-called Green Monster
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard has never been shut out of a Ten Club pre-sale.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard gets fan mail from Paul and Ringo.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    Grandmas JamGrandmas Jam Posts: 1,860
    Stone Gossard drinks franzia with every meal
    Ryan Crooks insists upon himself
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard helps the cleaning lady clean his house, and then tips her handsomely.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    rollingsrollings unknown Posts: 7,124
    Stone Gossard--he's countin' cards--yeah--countin' cards
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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard purchased all the copies of Eddie's new LP from the fan club and is reselling them at Eddie's shows. He's the reason for the bitching.
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    The Waiting Trophy ManThe Waiting Trophy Man Niagara region, Ontario, Canada Posts: 12,158
    Stone Gossard still phones Dave A from time to time and tells him he's fired, just for shits and giggles.
    Another habit says it's in love with you
    Another habit says its long overdue
    Another habit like an unwanted friend
    I'm so happy with my righteous self
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    electronblueelectronblue WPB Florida Posts: 3,458
    One of Stone's original names was Donot Reply.
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    "Forgive every being,
    the bad feelings 
    it's just me"


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    DS1119DS1119 Posts: 33,497
    Stone Gossard invented the crayon sharpener.
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    DissidentmanDissidentman Posts: 15,378
    Stone Gossard carries a plaid Handkerchief he affectionately calls "Lola".
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