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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Well, Boo Boo lives in Jellystone, but I'm not sure exactly where that is...
    dimitrious & boo boo live in yellowstone, greece?
    wait a minute!!!!!
    WHERE'S MY PICNIC BASKET?????

    What are the bears like in Greece? Well oiled I presume... I don't even know what that means.
    i think Greece is slippery when moving around over there.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    4and20 wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    i'm diggin it
    it's warm and calming
    yet exciting

    sent out a couple books today :evil: :mrgreen: :twisted:
    beware of the illegal drugs in your book orders.

    Did you send me one? :) Hmmmm, maybe not..... :?
    or maybe i did :think: :shh:
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mickeyrat
    mickeyrat Posts: 45,242
    you really should see a doctor about this Chad. Spreading your "poetry" all over the place. Use a condom man!!!!!

    :mrgreen:
    _____________________________________SIGNATURE________________________________________________

    Not today Sir, Probably not tomorrow.............................................. bayfront arena st. pete '94
    you're finally here and I'm a mess................................................... nationwide arena columbus '10
    memories like fingerprints are slowly raising.................................... first niagara center buffalo '13
    another man ..... moved by sleight of hand...................................... joe louis arena detroit '14
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    edited October 2010
    holy shit
    i am on fire

    i am chewing ass and taking names (i been all over the phone just trippin ass on folks)
    the last thing i will accept is someone jerking me off about my work
    i am about to throttle my current publisher and Barnes & Noble.

    i need to take a timeout before i ask eyed to please bring me his wolverines
    matter of fact, right this moment, with the state my mind is in, my determination to conquer something like a planet or a pile of marijuana :mrgreen::lol: i could eat 3 live wolverines, hands tied behind my back.
    fuckers.......

    im out to get a joint
    i am trippin and haven't been high in 8 or 10 days

    cock fuck shit piss dog poop and ejaculated elephant semen
    son of a bitch :evil:
    Post edited by chadwick on
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    :lol:
    oh 81, it isnt even funny
    wait until i run my car through this bastards shopping mall
    ever burn a publishing house down to the ground?

    they thought back in the day that the raiders of the sea were horrible
    :evil: fuck that.......

    ever felt your blood pump through your veins like fire or pure gasoline?
    that's me...
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    sounds like a scene right out of blues brothers.
    81 is now off the air

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i thought i'd wear you good folks out some more again. do you wanna burn something? do you wanna throw a book at someone (like the game karate in the dark) while devoid of light? sometimes i use my poetry as a coaster when drinking a favorite beverage. perhaps you enjoy complete shit poetry, yes/no? if you wanna get back at me for when i was harsh, i suggest blowing your nose inside the pages of this book and using it as a voodoo doll. :wtf:

    for just $10.00 you get 101 chadwick certified original poems in lovely paperback.
    within in 1 hour from now the sales price will no doubt skyrocket by at least 400%.
    all taxes, tips, insurance bounds, and telemarketing ploys and charges will be billed as Frontier Circus Company.

    all shipping fees are X's 7
    @ least

    1 small book shipped per x-lrg box

    in closing, we only accept pocket change; quarters, dimes, nickles, and pennies.

    thank you for your time and change.

    poetry forever,
    chadwick
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • mysticweed
    mysticweed Posts: 3,710
    chadwick wrote:
    i'm diggin it
    it's warm and calming
    yet exciting

    sent out a couple books today :evil: :mrgreen: :twisted:
    beware of the illegal drugs in your book orders.

    yes, I would like one of those "special" books
    fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

    "what a long, strange trip it's been"
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    chadwick wrote:
    i thought i'd wear you good folks out some more again. do you wanna burn something? do you wanna throw a book at someone (like the game karate in the dark) while devoid of light? sometimes i use my poetry as a coaster when drinking a favorite beverage. perhaps you enjoy complete shit poetry, yes/no? if you wanna get back at me for when i was harsh, i suggest blowing your nose inside the pages of this book and using it as a voodoo doll. :wtf:

    for just $10.00 you get 101 chadwick certified original poems in lovely paperback.
    within in 1 hour from now the sales price will no doubt skyrocket by at least 400%.
    all taxes, tips, insurance bounds, and telemarketing ploys and charges will be billed as Frontier Circus Company.

    all shipping fees are X's 7
    @ least

    1 small book shipped per x-lrg box

    in closing, we only accept pocket change; quarters, dimes, nickles, and pennies.

    thank you for your time and change.

    poetry forever,
    chadwick

    so people only have until 11:47 to order your book before the price rises at least 400%?

    there will be so many people who are going to miss out on this deal chadwick? you should reconsider your marketing efforts...
    www.myspace.com
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    TIME
    IS
    RUNNING
    OUT
    PEOPLE!!!!!

    ONLY 18 MINUTES LEFT!!!
    www.myspace.com
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    TIME
    IS
    RUNNING
    OUT
    PEOPLE!!!!!

    ONLY 18 MINUTES LEFT!!!

    not a good sales tactic, the juggler?

    i'm pretty sure we all use toilet paper. here's your chance to read while knowing you are regular.

    yes/no?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    chadwick wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    TIME
    IS
    RUNNING
    OUT
    PEOPLE!!!!!

    ONLY 18 MINUTES LEFT!!!

    not a good sales tactic, the juggler?

    i'm pretty sure we all use toilet paper. here's your chance to read while knowing you are regular.

    yes/no?

    people have literally 6 minutes left before prices skyrocket.

    are operators standing by?
    www.myspace.com
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    chadwick wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    TIME
    IS
    RUNNING
    OUT
    PEOPLE!!!!!

    ONLY 18 MINUTES LEFT!!!

    not a good sales tactic, the juggler?

    i'm pretty sure we all use toilet paper. here's your chance to read while knowing you are regular.

    yes/no?


    11:47....how'd we do?
    www.myspace.com
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    TIME
    IS
    RUNNING
    OUT
    PEOPLE!!!!!

    ONLY 18 MINUTES LEFT!!!

    not a good sales tactic, the juggler?

    i'm pretty sure we all use toilet paper. here's your chance to read while knowing you are regular.

    yes/no?

    people have literally 6 minutes left before prices skyrocket.

    are operators standing by?

    the bombardment of calls is heavy this evening.
    literally hundreds of thousands of dollars are being saved by these thrifty book shoppers.

    i for one can not keep up.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    chadwick wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    not a good sales tactic, the juggler?

    i'm pretty sure we all use toilet paper. here's your chance to read while knowing you are regular.

    yes/no?

    people have literally 6 minutes left before prices skyrocket.

    are operators standing by?

    the bombardment of calls is heavy this evening.
    literally hundreds of thousands of dollars are being saved by these thrifty book shoppers.

    i for one can not keep up.

    for commission, you owe me 35% of your profit from this evening.
    www.myspace.com
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    for commission, you owe me 35% of your profit from this evening.


    dear mr. the juggler,

    i plan on sending you and your fiancée to Maui along with your portion of the profits.
    thank you for everything, dude. you have been wonderful tonight.

    poetry forever,
    chadwick
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • The Juggler
    The Juggler Posts: 49,599
    chadwick wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    for commission, you owe me 35% of your profit from this evening.


    dear mr. the juggler,

    i plan on sending you and your fiancée to Maui along with your portion of the profits.
    thank you for everything, dude. you have been wonderful tonight.

    poetry forever,
    chadwick


    there's no way i can accept that.
    www.myspace.com
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    The Juggler wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    The Juggler wrote:
    for commission, you owe me 35% of your profit from this evening.


    dear mr. the juggler,

    i plan on sending you and your fiancée to Maui along with your portion of the profits.
    thank you for everything, dude. you have been wonderful tonight.

    poetry forever,
    chadwick


    there's no way i can accept that.
    like your military co-worker?
    you will accept the expensive salami, the Maui trip, and heavy bonus, plus your usual portion.
    you're a successful businessman, the juggler

    but in all honesty... i miss the jeagler
    btw, how is uncle trump?
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • Claireack
    Claireack Posts: 13,561
    Is it a new book?
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