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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    81 wrote:
    soooo, and you don't have to answer this....

    how many copies have sold.
    you know i don't know.
    100?
    150?
    200?

    i'd guess less than 200 and more than 80.
    i've donated copies to libraries and different people all over the world.
    i can't keep up with recording data and storing information like that.

    today i received a royalty check.
    what a crock of horseshit.
    what a waste of time, paper, and ink.
    i fucking swear to god i am getting fucked by them people.
    $1. 20 royalty check?
    suck me.
    this is like the 3rd or 4th minute check i have gotten from them.
    i think i'd rather be kicked square in the nuts.

    i wish i had the give a fuck to care more than i do.
    help me, i may need a badass lawyer.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Hey bro, your $ is in the mail.
    i am killing publishing companies until someone listens to me.
    fuckers...............

    thank you eyed, love u brother.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chadwick wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Hey bro, your $ is in the mail.
    i am killing publishing companies until someone listens to me.
    fuckers...............

    thank you eyed, love u brother.

    I hear you. Now that I am putting together a respectable body ofwork, I really need to find an agent. I just have no desire to market myself. That would mean I have to communicate with people. I just want to sit in my cave and write. Somebody else can sell it...
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  • Phantom Pain
    Phantom Pain Posts: 9,876
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Hey bro, your $ is in the mail.
    i am killing publishing companies until someone listens to me.
    fuckers...............

    thank you eyed, love u brother.

    I hear you. Now that I am putting together a respectable body ofwork, I really need to find an agent. I just have no desire to market myself. That would mean I have to communicate with people. I just want to sit in my cave and write. Somebody else can sell it...


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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Hey bro, your $ is in the mail.
    i am killing publishing companies until someone listens to me.
    fuckers...............

    thank you eyed, love u brother.

    I hear you. Now that I am putting together a respectable body ofwork, I really need to find an agent. I just have no desire to market myself. That would mean I have to communicate with people. I just want to sit in my cave and write. Somebody else can sell it...
    eyed you are something.
    :mrgreen:

    we need help
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chadwick wrote:
    eyed you are something.
    :mrgreen:

    we need help

    Yes we do! Hey, Unlost Dogs, your book is in the mail along with a nude pic of me AND my wife. Wooooooooo!

    Enjoy.
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  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    chadwick wrote:
    81 wrote:
    soooo, and you don't have to answer this....

    how many copies have sold.
    you know i don't know.
    100?
    150?
    200?

    i'd guess less than 200 and more than 80.
    i've donated copies to libraries and different people all over the world.
    i can't keep up with recording data and storing information like that.

    today i received a royalty check.
    what a crock of horseshit.
    what a waste of time, paper, and ink.
    i fucking swear to god i am getting fucked by them people.
    $1. 20 royalty check?
    suck me.
    this is like the 3rd or 4th minute check i have gotten from them.
    i think i'd rather be kicked square in the nuts.

    i wish i had the give a fuck to care more than i do.
    help me, i may need a badass lawyer.

    sounds like a Seinfeld episode....

    still pretty cool to be a published author.
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    81 wrote:

    sounds like a Seinfeld episode....

    still pretty cool to be a published author.

    I'll give ya something to write about.
  • 81
    81 Needing a ride to Forest Hills and a ounce of weed. Please inquire within. Thanks. Or not. Posts: 58,276
    Dissidentman wrote:

    I'll give ya something to write about.

    i've got a topic, but lack the talent :lol:
    81 is now off the air

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    81 wrote:
    Dissidentman wrote:

    I'll give ya something to write about.

    i've got a topic, but lack the talent :lol:

    Son, I didn't get this far on talent...
  • Green Circle
    Green Circle Posts: 5,192
    HeartShapedBox wrote:
    chadwick wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Feels weird to promote yourself, huh? Writers are better at hiding in the shadows. However, it is the absolute right thing to do. Chadwick, soon I will arrange a transfer of writing goods with you... or I'll just buy a copy of your book. However, I want it autographed. You hear me? I'm bossy!


    yeah it does feel weird promoting myself.
    i am a bit shy about myself and i am reclusive.
    am i a hermit?
    could be.

    i know i like being alone so i can write.
    i have a great time being left alone so i can write.
    i tell people i am boring and yet they do not believe me.

    edit:
    yeah let's get you a copy of my book and vice versa.
    I want signed copies from the both of you!! :D

    Me too!!! you can get my address from dimitrious
    "...And I fight back in my mind. Never lets me be right.
    I got memories. I got shit so much it don't show."
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Boo Boo wrote:
    Me too!!! you can get my address from dimitrious

    I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
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    Please Support My Writing Habit By Purchasing A Book:

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  • Dissidentman
    Dissidentman Posts: 15,381
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Boo Boo wrote:
    Me too!!! you can get my address from dimitrious

    I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:

    For those who don't remember, send your check or money order to:

    Eyed
    3
    Idaho USA
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    Dissidentman wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Boo Boo wrote:
    Me too!!! you can get my address from dimitrious

    I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:

    For those who don't remember, send your check or money order to:

    Eyed
    3
    Idaho USA

    Ahhhh, I love that joke. :D
    Idaho's Premier Outdoor Writer

    Please Support My Writing Habit By Purchasing A Book:

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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    i'm diggin it
    it's warm and calming
    yet exciting

    sent out a couple books today :evil: :mrgreen: :twisted:
    beware of the illegal drugs in your book orders.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • RKCNDY
    RKCNDY Posts: 31,013
    chadwick wrote:
    i'm diggin it
    it's warm and calming
    yet exciting

    sent out a couple books today :evil: :mrgreen: :twisted:
    beware of the illegal drugs in your book orders.

    Did you send me one? :) Hmmmm, maybe not..... :?
    The joy of life comes from our encounters with new experiences, and hence there is no greater joy than to have an endlessly changing horizon, for each day to have a new and different sun.

    - Christopher McCandless
  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Boo Boo wrote:
    Me too!!! you can get my address from dimitrious

    I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
    i think he's the greek dude famous for "why now you no bitching"
    don't know much about this dimitrious dude.
    we're suppose to get ahold of dimitrious to get your address?
    hhhmmt.. nicely done.

    how do i find this dimitrious dude?
    hey man, we need boo boo's address, dude.
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chadwick wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:
    Boo Boo wrote:
    Me too!!! you can get my address from dimitrious

    I don't know that person and I trust nobody. Wait, I've got this backwards. It's the customer that has to trust me because they send me $ AND give me their address assuming I will send them something non-venomous. Foolish earthlings. Mwahahahahahahahaha! :twisted:
    i think he's the greek dude famous for "why now you no bitching"
    don't know much about this dimitrious dude.
    we're suppose to get ahold of dimitrious to get your address?
    hhhmmt.. nicely done.

    how do i find this dimitrious dude?
    hey man, we need boo boo's address, dude.

    Well, Boo Boo lives in Jellystone, but I'm not sure exactly where that is...
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  • chadwick
    chadwick up my ass Posts: 21,157
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Well, Boo Boo lives in Jellystone, but I'm not sure exactly where that is...
    dimitrious & boo boo live in yellowstone, greece?
    wait a minute!!!!!
    WHERE'S MY PICNIC BASKET?????
    for poetry through the ceiling. ISBN: 1 4241 8840 7

    "Hear me, my chiefs!
    I am tired; my heart is
    sick and sad. From where
    the sun stands I will fight
    no more forever."
    Chief Joseph - Nez Perce
  • eyedclaar
    eyedclaar Posts: 6,980
    chadwick wrote:
    eyedclaar wrote:

    Well, Boo Boo lives in Jellystone, but I'm not sure exactly where that is...
    dimitrious & boo boo live in yellowstone, greece?
    wait a minute!!!!!
    WHERE'S MY PICNIC BASKET?????

    What are the bears like in Greece? Well oiled I presume... I don't even know what that means.
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