Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

chadwick · June 2010

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

in your box i am placing 13 scorpions, 1 giant bobcat, and 56 juvenile brown trout.
let the games begin.

Are they young brown trout, or just young acting?

very young.
i hatched them last week.

http://64.177.125.54/LHFC/Trout%20Hatch ... ry%202.JPG

chadwick · June 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

There are books flying across the country as we speak. Some are going to places I would never dare tread, like Texas for instance.

i do not live in mexico.

Dissidentman · June 2010

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

chadwick wrote:

in your box i am placing 13 scorpions, 1 giant bobcat, and 56 juvenile brown trout.
let the games begin.

Are they young brown trout, or just young acting?

very young.
i hatched them last week.

http://64.177.125.54/LHFC/Trout%20Hatch ... ry%202.JPG

Is that what happens when you leave caviar out in the sun?

chadwick · June 2010

Dissidentman wrote:

Is that what happens when you leave caviar out in the sun?

yes it is.

chadwick · June 2010

i should be getting your book in the mail today.
i am looking forward to it.
also, soon you'll be getting a copy of my book as soon as i get them.

eyedclaar · June 2010

chadwick wrote:

i should be getting your book in the mail today.
i am looking forward to it.
also, soon you'll be getting a copy of my book as soon as i get them.

Yes, a few others have received theirs already. I named the Rattlesnake Stanley, but he doesn't really respond to it so feel free to change accordingly.

Dissidentman · June 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

i should be getting your book in the mail today.
i am looking forward to it.
also, soon you'll be getting a copy of my book as soon as i get them.

Yes, a few others have received theirs already. I named the Rattlesnake Stanley, but he doesn't really respond to it so feel free to change accordingly.

Maybe Stanley is thinking why now you don't bitching, and just slithers away.

eyedclaar · June 2010

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

i should be getting your book in the mail today.
i am looking forward to it.
also, soon you'll be getting a copy of my book as soon as i get them.

Yes, a few others have received theirs already. I named the Rattlesnake Stanley, but he doesn't really respond to it so feel free to change accordingly.

Maybe Stanley is thinking why now you don't bitching, and just slithers away.

This post has me more conflicted than you might imagine. I mean, it bumps my thread, so that's a good thing. However, and I hate to be the one to break this to you, Dis, but it just came up lacking in the humor dept. Then again, I appreciate the fact you even tried. Also, for every joke of yours that fails, my chances of winning the whole who's funniest contest increase ten-fold. Dunk, check my maths.

To make a short story long... what did I do with my coffee mug?

chadwick · June 2010

today has been a good day.
i received two packages in the mail.

i'll be reading eyed's poetry each night before bed.
seems like a good place and time to start the journey into eyed's work.
thank you, Sir.

the rattlesnake's name will be wilbur.
he's already made a den under my bed.
i am looking forward to morning tea and a cold hug from my new scaly buddy.
this will be amazing.

also, i have a certain 45 rpm recording of pearl jam's "turning mist."
i am pleased.
one problem though... i do not own a record player.
one day i'll have to pick one up.
i'll be very cool and badass when i get one.
i do not believe i've seen a record in at least 19 years

thank you pearl jam & thank you mr. eyed.
what a wonderful day.

(time to smoke a bowl)...

eyedclaar · June 2010

chadwick wrote:

today has been a good day.
i received two packages in the mail.

i'll be reading eyed's poetry each night before bed.
seems like a good place and time to start the journey into eyed's work.
thank you, Sir.

the rattlesnake's name will be wilbur.
he's already made a den under my bed.
i am looking forward to morning tea and a cold hug from my new scaly buddy.
this will be amazing.

also, i have a certain 45 rpm recording of pearl jam's "turning mist."
i am pleased.
one problem though... i do not own a record player.
one day i'll have to pick one up.
i'll be very cool and badass when i get one.
i do not believe i've seen a record in at least 19 years

thank you pearl jam & thank you mr. eyed.
what a wonderful day.

(time to smoke a bowl)...

Be careful. Wilbur is a little surly before his morning coffee.

chadwick · June 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

chadwick wrote:

today has been a good day.
i received two packages in the mail.

i'll be reading eyed's poetry each night before bed.
seems like a good place and time to start the journey into eyed's work.
thank you, Sir.

the rattlesnake's name will be wilbur.
he's already made a den under my bed.
i am looking forward to morning tea and a cold hug from my new scaly buddy.
this will be amazing.

also, i have a certain 45 rpm recording of pearl jam's "turning mist."
i am pleased.
one problem though... i do not own a record player.
one day i'll have to pick one up.
i'll be very cool and badass when i get one.
i do not believe i've seen a record in at least 19 years

thank you pearl jam & thank you mr. eyed.
what a wonderful day.

(time to smoke a bowl)...

Be careful. Wilbur is a little surly before his morning coffee.

surly snakes are my favorite.
btw, i invented pre morning coffee surliness.
btw again, i invented surliness... period.

just this morning i growled

Dissidentman · June 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Yes, a few others have received theirs already. I named the Rattlesnake Stanley, but he doesn't really respond to it so feel free to change accordingly.

Maybe Stanley is thinking why now you don't bitching, and just slithers away.

This post has me more conflicted than you might imagine. I mean, it bumps my thread, so that's a good thing. However, and I hate to be the one to break this to you, Dis, but it just came up lacking in the humor dept. Then again, I appreciate the fact you even tried. Also, for every joke of yours that fails, my chances of winning the whole who's funniest contest increase ten-fold. Dunk, check my maths.

To make a short story long... what did I do with my coffee mug?

I apologize for my Greeklish and will now only converse in my native tongue. Good luck in your contest sir.

chadwick · June 2010

Dissidentman wrote:

I apologize for my Greeklish and will now only converse in my native tongue. Good luck in your contest sir.

hey dissidentguy...
have you ever handled a surly snake?

Dissidentman · June 2010

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

I apologize for my Greeklish and will now only converse in my native tongue. Good luck in your contest sir.

hey dissidentguy...
have you ever handled a surly snake?

After years of handling it is no longer surly, just don't piss it off.

eyedclaar · July 2010

One month since the last bump. Who needs some uplifting summer reading? It's chock full of inspiring tales about puppies, tulips, and ice cream cones.

http://www.amazon.com/Knee-Deep-Chalk-O ... 197&sr=1-1

norm · July 2010

got home late last night and there was a mysterious brown envelope in my porch

i call haz mat and homeland security

eyedclaar · July 2010

norm wrote:

got home late last night and there was a mysterious brown envelope in my porch

i call haz mat and homeland security

Dammit! Oh well, as long as someone finds the anthrax it will still be worth it.

chadwick · July 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

One month since the last bump. Who needs some uplifting summer reading? It's chock full of inspiring tales about puppies, tulips, and ice cream cones.

http://www.amazon.com/Knee-Deep-Chalk-O ... 197&sr=1-1

i am the proud owner of two copies.
wait a minute... :?

never mind.
top secret information.

i read them at bedtime.
it's eyed's way of tucking me in at night.
i keep a copy on each side of the bed :oops:

Black Diamond · July 2010

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

One month since the last bump. Who needs some uplifting summer reading? It's chock full of inspiring tales about puppies, tulips, and ice cream cones.

http://www.amazon.com/Knee-Deep-Chalk-O ... 197&sr=1-1

i am the proud owner of two copies.
wait a minute... :?

never mind.
top secret information.

i read them at bedtime.
it's eyed's way of tucking me in at night.

One for you and one for Chad?

chadwick · July 2010

Black Diamond wrote:

chadwick wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

One month since the last bump. Who needs some uplifting summer reading? It's chock full of inspiring tales about puppies, tulips, and ice cream cones.

http://www.amazon.com/Knee-Deep-Chalk-O ... 197&sr=1-1

i am the proud owner of two copies.
wait a minute... :?

never mind.
top secret information.

i read them at bedtime.
it's eyed's way of tucking me in at night.

One for you and one for Chad?

that's right.

Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

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