Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

eyedclaar · May 2010

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Alright, who wants some?

I'll take 1/2 a pound.

I assume that's just for Memorial Day, otherwise you'd be buying in real quantity, yes?

Dissidentman · May 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

Alright, who wants some?

I'll take 1/2 a pound.

I assume that's just for Memorial Day, otherwise you'd be buying in real quantity, yes?

That's just for my next bathroom break.

ZiggyStar · May 2010

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

eyedclaar · May 2010

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

Dissidentman · May 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

hmmm.... you sure it wasn't one of these parties you stumbled on?

ZiggyStar · May 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

hahahaha!!!

I haven't been paranoid like that for a long time. I remember when I was about 18 my friend got the most awesome acid I'd had so I had three tabs....it was a white room with white tiles and Mario Kart on Nintendo 64 had just come out and we played that ALLLL night long! Sooo fucking cool! Rainbow Road kicked arse that night. Anyway, we were all sitting there in this WHITE room which probably wasn't that white but you know how bright shit gets when you've had acid...about 6 of us are talking and suddenly we all look down at the the bright white tiles at the same time and see this black and white striped caterpiller slowly making it's way across the floor between out feet...about 2.5 inches long....but with THREE black antennas with curls on the end?! Three of them!? It was the craziest caterpiller we'd ever seen....and we followed it for what seemed like hours. We actually had turns following it while we went to smoke pot in shifts so we wouldn't lose this caterpiller!

For the REST of the night, all I could see were imaginary black and white caterpillers against the white tiles and white walls. Your bear story just reminded me of that. One of the best nights of my life! Thanks for jogging that memory.

norm · May 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

you're the only person i know that when told there are grizzlies near by decides to smoke chronic and go all leonard nimoy in search of

eyedclaar · May 2010

norm wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

ZiggyStar wrote:

I'll take a half ounce....and a walk into the wilderness with you....

haha

Back when I married that aussie chick, her uncle gave me an ounce of the sweetest strain of Northern Lights I have ever seen or tasted. Our honeymoon was in Glacier National Park. She didn't smoke, but I sure did. Anyway, right after getting there , a ranger informs us that a grizzly has been spotted nearby. So, I smoke the bajeesus out of the shit and go looking for it. Soon after, I am wandering around in the dense forest and the paranoia sets in. I was seeing bears everywhere I looked.

you're the only person i know that when told there are grizzlies near by decides to smoke chronic and go all leonard nimoy in search of

How am I supposed to scratch their ears if I don't go looking for them?

Oh, and there was that Grizzly Man they made a documentary of. Everything turned out alright with him, right? I never finished the movie.

Dissidentman · May 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

How am I supposed to scratch their ears if I don't go looking for them? Oh, and there was that Grizzly Man they made a documentary of. Everything turned out alright with him, right? I never finished the movie.

SPOILER ALERT

turned out to be a pile of poop.

chadwick · May 2010

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

How am I supposed to scratch their ears if I don't go looking for them? Oh, and there was that Grizzly Man they made a documentary of. Everything turned out alright with him, right? I never finished the movie.

SPOILER ALERT

turned out to be a pile of poop.

it was probably the jeagler's neighbor's dog shitting in the mountains out near eyed's home.

Dissidentman · May 2010

chadwick wrote:

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

How am I supposed to scratch their ears if I don't go looking for them? Oh, and there was that Grizzly Man they made a documentary of. Everything turned out alright with him, right? I never finished the movie.

SPOILER ALERT

turned out to be a pile of poop.

it was probably the jeagler's neighbor's dog shitting in the mountains out near eyed's home.

Shit, my bad.

dcfaithful · May 2010

I do say that you're thread title is quite misleading...care to take a hike to talk about it? :twisted:

eyedclaar · May 2010

dcfaithful wrote:

I do say that you're thread title is quite misleading...care to take a hike to talk about it? :twisted:

Better? And only if it's somewhere the great jackalope still roam free.

chadwick · May 2010

not 0.15 cents?
yes/no?

eyedclaar · May 2010

chadwick wrote:

not 0.15 cents?
yes/no?

I wish!

eyedclaar · June 2010

The 1st shipment of books arrived. So, who all sent me money again? I spent it and didn't take any notes...

Dis, you asked for three copies, yes?

Dissidentman · June 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

The 1st shipment of books arrived. So, who all sent me money again? I spent it and didn't take any notes... Dis, you asked for three copies, yes?

Yes - one for each of my cat's, and one for my mom.

chadwick · June 2010

eyedclaar wrote:

The 1st shipment of books arrived. So, who all sent me money again? I spent it and didn't take any notes... Dis, you asked for three copies, yes?

nicely done.
we will trade soon.
i still haven't ordered my poetry book yet but will be doing that soon.
in your box i am placing 13 scorpions, 1 giant bobcat, and 56 juvenile brown trout.
let the games begin.

Dissidentman · June 2010

chadwick wrote:

in your box i am placing 13 scorpions, 1 giant bobcat, and 56 juvenile brown trout.
let the games begin.

Are they young brown trout, or just young acting?

eyedclaar · June 2010

There are books flying across the country as we speak. Some are going to places I would never dare tread, like Texas for instance.

Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

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