Literally Knee-Deep in Chalk Outlines - My Book Has Arrived

chadwick wrote:

eyed...
you're a god damn comedian

My real father is no doubt rolling over in his grave. Ah well, I'd still kill a motherfucker; I'd just make jokes while doing so.

Claireack wrote:

Really surprised - mine has arrived in blighty already . WEAR A MASK WHILE OPENING THE PARCEL - I think my free gift must have been a virus, as there was nothing else in the package, if I'm not on the board for a while it's because I'm being decontaminated. I wish I'd got it signed as well now - oh well too late.

Anyway, look forward to reading it

That's so cool. Guess what? I don't even have a copy of my own book yet. I'm still waiting for my shipment to arrive. Yeah, when you order the book directly, it never passes through my hands, so I can't sign it, or stuff the package full of spitting cobras.

Maybe one day, we'll meet in person and I'll sign it for you then. Let me know what you think and if there is a particular poem you really like.

Thanks, Claireack!

Dissidentman wrote:

norm wrote:

so when again will you be coming here to read and act out your book for me?

Have a big tarp ready...

Plastic tarps don't work, you still leave a trail of blood. You need something absorbent, like a roll of Brawny papertowels or something. :twisted:

norm wrote:

but other than that, nyc is just like the idaho outback...except with a shitload more goats

Interesting. If these NYC goats are literate, I may have to actually focus on some marketing efforts in that region. They'd be interested in what their Idahoan brethren are up to, I'm almost positive.

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

norm wrote:

but other than that, nyc is just like the idaho outback...except with a shitload more goats

Interesting. If these NYC goats are literate, I may have to actually focus on some marketing efforts in that region. They'd be interested in what their Idahoan brethren are up to, I'm almost positive.

"Idahoan brethren"

All 8 of you???

It makes it easier to find us. Here is my address:

eyedclaar
#3
Idaho

My phone number is (208)000-0007

Yeah, I got an address early on, but held out on the whole phone technology.
I

Dissidentman wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

It makes it easier to find us. Here is my address:

eyedclaar
#3
Idaho

My phone number is (208)000-0007

Yeah, I got an address early on, but held out on the whole phone technology.
I

lol...that's good shit!

I feel bad for #2.

Don't. That crusty old bastard lives in a cave about 50 miles over and every three months like clockwork he sends a messenger pigeon telling me to turn my music down.

chiquimonkey wrote:

Awwww did they get more goats since the last time I went? *tear*

Eyed I will definitely check your book out!

Yay! I was actually hoping to orchestrate some kind of trade for one of your shirts or something. Maybe something slinky for the wife? Got anything like that?

chiquimonkey wrote:

eyedclaar wrote:

chiquimonkey wrote:

Awwww did they get more goats since the last time I went? *tear*

Eyed I will definitely check your book out!

Yay! I was actually hoping to orchestrate some kind of trade for one of your shirts or something. Maybe something slinky for the wife? Got anything like that?

Hmmm I have tank tops, not really slinky though! Haven't ventured into the PJ-nitie world yet

Alright, a tank top will most likely do. We'll chat pm style soon.